怪物史莱克2 Shrek 2知识点拓展

the king and queen were blessed with a beautiful baby girl.

Be blessed with 有幸得到

and they saw that their daughter was cursed with a frightful enchantment Be cursed with深受...之害，被...诅咒的

Shrek! Fiona! Aren't you two a sight for sore eyes!

A sight for 看到 sore eyes 眼痛

Taking care of your love nest for you.

Take care of照看，照顾

Actually, Donkey? Shouldn't you be getting home to Dragon? Get home到家

Say no more. You don't have to worry about a thing.

Say no more别说了（口语）

Worry about 担心

"Love, the King and Queen of Far, Far Away.

Far away遥远

shocked to see you like this?

Shock to...对...感到震惊

Oh, come on! You could at least give them a chance.

At least 至少

Give sb a chance给某人一个机会

If you want to be a part of this family, yes!

A part of 一个部分

Trust me. It's a bad idea. We are not going! And that's final!

Trust me相信我

For five minutes...

For+时间，表示多久时间

Hey, good-looking! We'll be back to pick you up later!

Pick sb up让某人搭顺路车

Hey, ladies! Nice day for a parade, huh? You working that hat. Nice day for一个好的天气

you still think this was a good idea?

A good idea一个好注意

A disaster! There is no way...

There is no way没有办法(口语)

It's easy to see where Fiona gets her good looks from.

Be easy to容易做某事 good look看起来漂亮

I guess not. 口语，看起来不是这样。我想不是

What's happening, everybody? Thanks for waiting.

Thanks for感激...

Don't you think you've already messed her life up enough? Mess sb up把某人弄的一团糟

I know you never get a second chance at a first impression, At first impression第一印象

He went inside looking for you.

Looking for寻找

Wow! That potion worked on you, too?

Work on对...起作用

I suppose that would be a fine place to raise the children. Raise the children养孩子

Never mind. I can hold it.

Never mind不要介意，不要紧

You're all grown up.

Grow up长大

Banish your blemishes, tooth decay, Cellulite thighs will fade away Fade away逐渐消失

You could've at least tried to get along with my father.

At least至少

I've made changes for you, Shrek. Think about that.

Make change for sb...为某人改变

Think about 考虑

I'd like to know how it could get any worse!

I'd like to我想要做某事 get any wore变得更糟

I'll just stretch it out here for a while.

Stretch out伸展 for a while一会

Actually, Fairy Godmother, off to bed.

Off to bed要休息

Already taken my pills, and they tend to make me a bit drowsy. Tend to趋向于

Not only for your daughter...

Not only for不仅仅为

You see, I need to have someone taken care of.

Take care of照顾

It wasn't my fault. He didn't get there in time.

In time及时

But for this, I charge a great deal of money.

A great deal of大量的

I was hoping you'd let me apologize for my despicable behavior earlier. Apologize for为...而道歉

- Okay... - I don't know what came over me.

Come over顺便来访，过来，抓住

Maybe we just need some time to get to know each other.

Get to know了解

Oh, great. My one chance to fix things up with Fiona's dad

Fix sth up修理

Lighten up? I should lighten up? Look who's telling who to lighten up! Light up放轻松，不要生气，振作点（口语）

Try to at least pretend you're interested in your daughter's wedding ball. Interested in sth对...感兴趣

Ah, yes. Very good, then. Carry on, Cedric.

Carry on继续

I mean, after all, it is in his nature to be...

After all毕竟

In one's nature to be本性使然

Okay, we'll just have a look around.

Look around四处看看

Oh. By the way.

By the way顺便说下（口语）

Whoa, whoa. If we need an expert on licking ourselves, we'll give you a call. Give sb a call给某人打电话

Keep watch? Yeah, I'll keep watch.

Keep watch把风（口语）

Oh, put it away, Junior! You're still going to be king.

Put sth away把某事放在一边，别去想某事

We'll just have to come up with something smarter.

come up with 想起一个（主意），赶上（某人）

Everything is accounted for, Fairy Godmother, except for one potion. Account for计算在内，except for除了

It would be an honor to lay my life on the line for you.

An honor to荣幸做某事

And I'm going to set things right.

set things right. 处理好某事

Get in line. 排队来

I'm blind! Tell the truth.

Tell the truth.告诉你实话，告诉真相（口语）

You wouldn't have had anything to do with this, would you, Harold? Sb not have anything to do with与某人无关

Hey. Why the long face?

Long face闷闷不乐

He's completely lost his mind!

Lost one's mind某人失去理智

You have the right to remain silent.

Sb have the right to do sth某人有权利做某事

I'd like to dedicate this song to...

Dedicate sth to sb把某物献给某人

Look out! 小心！

Today, I repay my debt.

Repay one's debt偿还某人债务

Thanks, compadre. I'm... I'm not in the mood.

Not in the mood心情不佳

What you talking about? Are you serious?

Talk about 谈论，are you serious?你是认真的吗？（口语）

I got to get a job.

get a job找份工作

第二篇：怪物史莱克2 Shrek 2(剧本)

------------------Www.K555.Cn 光影时代 -专业英文剧本下载-影评基地 收集制作 转载请注明出处，谢谢！ ------------------怪物史莱克2 Shrek2100:00:53,436 --> 00:00:57,896[man's voice] Once upon a timein a kingdom far, far away,200:00:57,974 --> 00:01:02,377the king and queen were blessedwith a beautiful baby girl.300:01:02,445 --> 00:01:06,142And throughout the land,everyone was happy...400:01:06,216 --> 00:01:08,241until the sun went down500:01:08,318 --> 00:01:12,345and they saw that their daughter wascursed with a frightful enchantment600:01:12,422 --> 00:01:15,482that took hold each and every night.700:01:17,127 --> 00:01:20,619Desperate, they sought the helpof a fairy godmother800:01:20,697 --> 00:01:23,689who had them lock the young princessaway in a tower,900:01:23,767 --> 00:01:27,567there to await the kiss...of the handsome Prince Charming.1000:01:27,637 --> 00:01:29,628[horse whinnies]1100:01:30,907 --> 00:01:33,705It was he who would chancethe perilous journey1200:01:33,777 --> 00:01:36,473through blistering coldand scorching desert1300:01:36,546 --> 00:01:38,844traveling for many days and nights,1400:01:38,915 --> 00:01:41,110risking life and limb1500:01:41,785 --> 00:01:44,686to reach the Dragon's keep.1600:01:46,689 --> 00:01:48,953[crows caw]1700:01:49,025 --> 00:01:51,653For he was the bravest,1800:01:51,728 --> 00:01:54,356and most handsome...1900:01:57,100 --> 00:01:59,125in all the land.2000:01:59,202 --> 00:02:01,864And it was destiny that his kiss2100:02:02,972 --> 00:02:06,237would break the dreaded curse.2200:02:06,309 --> 00:02:12,111He alone would climb to the highest roomof the tallest tower2300:02:12,182 --> 00:02:16,710to enter the princess's chambers,cross the room to her sleeping silhouette,2400:02:16,786 --> 00:02:19,846pull back the gossamer curtainsto find her... [gasps]2500:02:20,924 --> 00:02:22,050What?2600:02:22,125 --> 00:02:25,720- Princess... Fiona?- No!2700:02:25,795 --> 00:02:28,855[sighs relief] Oh, thank heavens.Where is she?2800:02:28,932 --> 00:02:32,235- She's on her honeymoon.- Honeymoon? With whom?2900:02:32,235 --> 00:02:33,202- She's on her honeymoon.- Honeymoon? With whom?3000:02:33,269 --> 00:02:35,533[# Counting Crows: Accidentally In Love]3100:02:46,716 --> 00:02:50,208# So she saidwhat's the problem, baby?3200:02:50,286 --> 00:02:52,049# What's the problem?I don't know3300:02:52,121 --> 00:02:54,146# Well, maybe I'm in love3400:02:54,224 --> 00:02:56,692# Think about itevery time I think 'bout it3500:02:56,759 --> 00:02:59,091# Can't stop thinking 'bout it3600:02:59,162 --> 00:03:02,325# How much longerwill it take to cure

this?3700:03:02,398 --> 00:03:05,026# Just to cure it,'cause I can't ignore it3800:03:05,101 --> 00:03:06,432# If it's love, love3900:03:06,502 --> 00:03:08,800# Makes me wanna turn aroundand face me4000:03:08,872 --> 00:03:11,466# But I don't know nothing'bout love4100:03:11,541 --> 00:03:13,372# Oh, come on, come on4200:03:13,443 --> 00:03:15,638- [screams]- # Turn a little faster4300:03:15,712 --> 00:03:17,236# Come on, come on4400:03:17,313 --> 00:03:19,406# The world will follow after4500:03:19,482 --> 00:03:20,972# Come on, come on4600:03:21,050 --> 00:03:25,749# Everybody's after love4700:03:30,193 --> 00:03:33,754# So I saidI'm a snowball running4800:03:33,830 --> 00:03:37,664# Running down into this springthat's coming all this love4900:03:37,734 --> 00:03:41,170# Melting under blue skiesbelting out sunlight5000:03:41,237 --> 00:03:43,296# Shimmering love5100:03:43,373 --> 00:03:45,068# Well, baby, I surrender5200:03:45,141 --> 00:03:47,200# To the strawberry ice cream5300:03:47,277 --> 00:03:50,246# Never ever end of all this love5400:03:50,313 --> 00:03:52,247# Well, I didn't mean to do it5500:03:52,315 --> 00:03:55,614# But there's no escaping your love5600:03:56,352 --> 00:04:00,516# These lines of lightningmean we're never alone5700:04:00,590 --> 00:04:02,751# Never alone, no, no5800:04:02,825 --> 00:04:04,417# Come on, come on5900:04:04,494 --> 00:04:06,428# Jump a little higher6000:04:06,496 --> 00:04:07,520# Come on, come on6100:04:07,597 --> 00:04:09,861# If you feel a little lighter6200:04:09,933 --> 00:04:11,127# Come on, come on6300:04:11,200 --> 00:04:14,499# We were once upon a time in love6400:04:14,570 --> 00:04:16,595Hyah!6500:04:18,841 --> 00:04:21,537# We're accidentally in love6600:04:22,412 --> 00:04:25,438# Accidentally in love6700:04:25,949 --> 00:04:29,282# Accidentally in love6800:04:29,352 --> 00:04:32,879# Accidentally in love6900:04:32,956 --> 00:04:36,255# Accidentally in love7000:04:36,326 --> 00:04:37,427# Accidentally in love7100:04:37,427 --> 00:04:39,895# Accidentally in love7200:04:39,963 --> 00:04:41,430# Accidentally7300:04:41,497 --> 00:04:44,830# I'm in love, I'm in love,I'm in love, I'm in love7400:04:44,901 --> 00:04:46,766# I'm in love, I'm in love7500:04:46,836 --> 00:04:50,397# Accidentally in love7600:04:50,473 --> 00:04:54,239# I'm in love7700:04:54,310 --> 00:04:56,107# I'm in love #7800:04:56,179 --> 00:04:58,306lt's so good to be home!7900:04:59,415 --> 00:05:01,315- [distant singing]- [giggling]8000:05:01,384 --> 00:05:03,079Just you and me and...8100:05:03,152 --> 00:05:05,780[Donkey sings]8200:05:06,990 -->

00:05:11,654- # Two can be as bad as one... #- Donkey?8300:05:11,728 --> 00:05:15,630Shrek! Fiona! Aren't you twoa sight for sore eyes!8400:05:15,698 --> 00:05:18,030Give us a hug, Shrek,you old love machine.8500:05:18,101 --> 00:05:19,090[chuckles]8600:05:19,168 --> 00:05:22,365And look at you, Mrs. Shrek.How 'bout a side of sugar for the steed?8700:05:22,438 --> 00:05:24,633Donkey, what are you doing here?8800:05:24,707 --> 00:05:26,732Taking care of your love nest for you.8900:05:26,809 --> 00:05:31,143Oh, you mean like... sorting the mailand watering the plants?9000:05:31,214 --> 00:05:34,206- Yeah, and feeding the fish!- l don't have any fish.9100:05:34,283 --> 00:05:37,377You do now. l call that one Shrekand the other Fiona.9200:05:37,453 --> 00:05:40,388That Shrek is a rascally devil.Get your...9300:05:40,456 --> 00:05:43,186Look at the time.l guess you'd better be going.9400:05:43,259 --> 00:05:47,161Don't you want to tell me about your trip?Or how about a game of Parcheesi?9500:05:47,230 --> 00:05:51,428Actually, Donkey? Shouldn't you begetting home to Dragon?9600:05:51,501 --> 00:05:53,628Oh, yeah, that.9700:05:53,703 --> 00:05:57,332l don't know.She's been all moody and stuff lately.9800:05:57,407 --> 00:05:59,068l thought l'd move in with you.9900:05:59,142 --> 00:06:01,906You know we're always happyto see you, Donkey.10000:06:01,978 --> 00:06:04,776But Fiona and l are married now.10100:06:04,847 --> 00:06:08,146We need a little time, you know,to be together.10200:06:10,219 --> 00:06:12,346Just with each other.10300:06:13,556 --> 00:06:14,853Alone.10400:06:14,924 --> 00:06:17,757Say no more.You don't have to worry about a thing.10500:06:17,827 --> 00:06:20,557l will always be here to make surenobody bothers you.10600:06:20,630 --> 00:06:22,359- Donkey!- Yes, roomie?10700:06:22,432 --> 00:06:23,831You're bothering me.10800:06:24,834 --> 00:06:28,361Oh, OK. All right, cool. l guess...10900:06:28,438 --> 00:06:31,703Me and Pinocchio was going to catcha tournament, anyway, so...11000:06:31,774 --> 00:06:36,575Maybe l'll see y'all Sundayfor a barbecue or something.11100:06:38,581 --> 00:06:42,745He'll be fine.Now, where were we?11200:06:42,819 --> 00:06:44,753[giggles] Oh.11300:06:44,821 --> 00:06:46,812l think l remember.11400:06:49,058 --> 00:06:50,525- Donkey!- [Fiona yelps]11500:06:50,593 --> 00:06:53,721l know, l know! Alone!l'm going! l'm going.11600:06:53,796 --> 00:06:56,822What do you want meto tell these other guys?11700:06:56,899 --> 00:06:59,663[fanfare]11800:07:02,738 --> 00:07:05,366[ # theme to Hawaii Five-O]11900:07:07,276 --> 00:07:08,971Enough, Reggie.12000:07:11,180 --> 00:07:

14,672[clears throat] ''Dearest Princess Fiona.12100:07:14,750 --> 00:07:18,948''You are hereby summonedto the Kingdom of Far, Far Away12200:07:19,021 --> 00:07:23,685''for a royal ballin celebration of your marriage12300:07:23,759 --> 00:07:25,920''at which time the King12400:07:25,995 --> 00:07:31,023''will bestow his royal blessing...upon you and your...''12500:07:31,100 --> 00:07:33,227uh... ''Prince Charming.12600:07:33,302 --> 00:07:37,966''Love, the King and Queenof Far, Far Away.12700:07:38,040 --> 00:07:40,508''aka Mom and Dad.''12800:07:40,576 --> 00:07:41,907Mom and Dad?12900:07:41,978 --> 00:07:45,379- Prince Charming?- Royal ball? Can l come?13000:07:45,448 --> 00:07:47,245- We're not going.- [both] What?13100:07:47,316 --> 00:07:50,285l mean, don't you thinkthey might be a bit...13200:07:50,353 --> 00:07:53,379shocked to see you like this?13300:07:53,456 --> 00:07:55,890[chuckles] Well, they might bea bit surprised.13400:07:55,958 --> 00:07:59,155But they're my parents, Shrek.They love me.13500:07:59,228 --> 00:08:01,560And don't worry.They'll love you, too.13600:08:01,631 --> 00:08:02,620Yeah, right.13700:08:02,698 --> 00:08:05,428Somehow l don't think l'll be welcomeat the country club.13800:08:05,501 --> 00:08:07,332Stop it.They're not like that.13900:08:07,403 --> 00:08:10,895How do you explain Sergeant Pompousand the Fancy Pants Club Band?14000:08:10,973 --> 00:08:14,431Oh, come on! You could at leastgive them a chance.14100:08:14,510 --> 00:08:16,535To do what?Sharpen their pitchforks?14200:08:16,612 --> 00:08:19,513No! They just wantto give you their blessing.14300:08:19,582 --> 00:08:23,678Oh, great.Now l need their blessing?14400:08:23,753 --> 00:08:26,221lf you want to be a partof this family, yes!14500:08:26,289 --> 00:08:28,348Who says l wantto be part of this family?14600:08:28,424 --> 00:08:31,416You did!When you married me!14700:08:31,494 --> 00:08:33,553Well, there's some fine print for you!14800:08:33,629 --> 00:08:36,621[exasperated sigh]So that's it. You won't come?14900:08:36,699 --> 00:08:41,966Trust me. lt's a bad idea.We are not going! And that's final!15000:08:43,773 --> 00:08:46,469Come on!We don't want to hit traffic!15100:08:49,111 --> 00:08:51,978[Gingy] Don't worry!We'll take care of everything.15200:08:52,048 --> 00:08:53,538[all cheer]15300:08:53,616 --> 00:08:56,107- Hey, wait for me. Oof!- [glass breaks]15400:08:56,185 --> 00:08:57,379[sighs]15500:08:57,453 --> 00:09:00,889[# Chic: Le Freak]15600:09:02,458 --> 00:09:07,122# Hit it! Move 'em on! Head 'em up!Head 'em up, move 'em on! Head 'em up!15700:09:07,196 --> 00:09:09,664# Rawhide! Move 'em on!Head 'e

m up!15800:09:09,732 --> 00:09:12,064# Move 'em on! Move 'em on!Head 'em up! Rawhide!15900:09:12,134 --> 00:09:16,503# Ride 'em up! Move 'em on!Head 'em up! Move 'em on! Rawhide!16000:09:16,572 --> 00:09:18,597# Knock 'em out! Pound 'em dead!Make 'em tea! Buy 'em drinks!16100:09:18,674 --> 00:09:20,266# Meet their mamas!Milk 'em hard!16200:09:20,343 --> 00:09:22,903# Rawhide! #Yee-haw!16300:09:28,417 --> 00:09:31,011- [Donkey] Are we there yet?- [Shrek] No.16400:09:34,423 --> 00:09:37,119- [Donkey] Are we there yet?- [Fiona] Not yet.16500:09:40,196 --> 00:09:42,426- [Donkey] OK, are we there yet?- [Fiona] No.16600:09:43,266 --> 00:09:45,234- [Donkey] Are we there yet?- [Shrek] No!16700:09:45,301 --> 00:09:47,326- [Donkey] Are we there yet?- [Shrek] Yes.16800:09:47,403 --> 00:09:48,734- Really?- No!16900:09:48,804 --> 00:09:50,271- Are we there yet?- [Fiona] No!17000:09:50,339 --> 00:09:52,136- Are we there yet?- [Shrek] We are not!17100:09:52,208 --> 00:09:54,768- Are we there yet?- [Shrek & Fiona] No!17200:09:56,145 --> 00:09:57,976- Are we there yet?- [Shrek mimics]17300:09:58,047 --> 00:10:02,108- That's not funny. That's really immature.- [Shrek mimics]17400:10:02,184 --> 00:10:04,448- This is why nobody likes ogres.- [Shrek mimics]17500:10:04,520 --> 00:10:05,851- Your loss!- [Shrek mimics]17600:10:05,921 --> 00:10:09,254- l'm gonna just stop talking.- Finally!17700:10:09,325 --> 00:10:12,920This is taking forever, Shrek.There's no in-flight movie or nothing!17800:10:12,995 --> 00:10:16,829The Kingdom of Far, Far Away, Donkey.17900:10:16,899 --> 00:10:21,199That's where we're going.Far, far...18000:10:21,270 --> 00:10:22,897[softly] away!18100:10:22,972 --> 00:10:26,567All right, all right, l get it.l'm just so darn bored.18200:10:26,642 --> 00:10:29,236Well, find a wayto entertain yourself.18300:10:29,312 --> 00:10:31,439[sighs]18400:10:36,352 --> 00:10:38,013[deep sigh]18500:10:42,525 --> 00:10:44,356[clicks tongue]18600:10:44,827 --> 00:10:46,021[popping]18700:10:49,598 --> 00:10:51,623- [popping]- [exasperated sigh]18800:10:52,001 --> 00:10:54,595For five minutes...18900:10:54,670 --> 00:10:56,661Could you not be yourself...19000:10:56,739 --> 00:10:59,230[shouts! ...for five minutes]19100:11:04,246 --> 00:11:06,180- [popping]- [shrieks]19200:11:06,248 --> 00:11:08,011Are we there yet?19300:11:08,084 --> 00:11:10,746- [chuckles] Yes!- Oh, finally!19400:11:10,820 --> 00:11:12,947[fanfare]19500:11:20,029 --> 00:11:22,463[ # Lipps, Inc: Funkytown]19600:11:22,531 --> 00:11:24,590Wow!19700:11:25,801 --> 00:11:30,204lt's going to be champagne wishesand caviar dreams from now o

n.19800:11:30,272 --> 00:11:33,173Hey, good-looking!We'll be back to pick you up later!19900:11:33,242 --> 00:11:38,703# Gotta make a moveto a town that's right for me20000:11:41,784 --> 00:11:44,480We are definitely notin the swamp anymore.20100:11:44,553 --> 00:11:47,716[whistle] Halt!20200:11:48,557 --> 00:11:53,824# Well, I talk about it, talk about it,talk about it, talk about it20300:11:55,731 --> 00:11:58,199Hey, everyone, look.20400:11:58,267 --> 00:12:01,759# Talk about, talk about movin'... #20500:12:09,078 --> 00:12:13,105Hey, ladies! Nice day for a parade, huh?You working that hat.20600:12:21,190 --> 00:12:23,750[Donkey] Swimming pools!Movie stars!20700:12:25,494 --> 00:12:27,485[cheering]20800:12:47,216 --> 00:12:48,376[applause]20900:12:54,290 --> 00:12:56,952[fanfare]21000:12:59,562 --> 00:13:02,258Announcing the long-awaited return21100:13:02,331 --> 00:13:06,893of the beautiful Princess Fionaand her new husband.21200:13:08,504 --> 00:13:10,369Well, this is it.21300:13:10,439 --> 00:13:12,407- This is it.- This is it.21400:13:12,475 --> 00:13:13,772This is it.21500:13:14,577 --> 00:13:16,477[fanfare]21600:13:20,416 --> 00:13:21,906[fanfare and cheering stop]21700:13:21,984 --> 00:13:23,042[gasps]21800:13:23,118 --> 00:13:24,210[tweeting]21900:13:29,091 --> 00:13:31,582[baby wails]22000:13:35,865 --> 00:13:39,926Uh... why don't you guys go ahead?l'll park the car.22100:13:43,005 --> 00:13:45,269[chuckles] So...22200:13:45,341 --> 00:13:48,367you still thinkthis was a good idea?22300:13:48,444 --> 00:13:52,881Of course! Look.Mom and Dad look happy to see us.22400:13:52,948 --> 00:13:57,146- [softly] Who on earth are they?- [softly] l think that's our little girl.22500:13:57,219 --> 00:14:00,586That's not little!That's a really big problem.22600:14:00,656 --> 00:14:03,955Wasn't she supposed to kissPrince Charming and break the spell?22700:14:04,026 --> 00:14:07,257Well, he's no Prince Charming,but they do look...22800:14:07,329 --> 00:14:11,026[softly] Happy now?We came. We saw them.22900:14:11,100 --> 00:14:13,500Now let's go beforethey light the torches.23000:14:13,569 --> 00:14:16,868- They're my parents.- Hello? They locked you in a tower.23100:14:16,939 --> 00:14:18,429That was for my own...23200:14:18,507 --> 00:14:22,375Good! Here's our chance. Let's goback inside and pretend we're not home.23300:14:22,444 --> 00:14:23,706Harold, we have to be...23400:14:23,779 --> 00:14:26,714Quick! While they're not lookingwe can make a run for it.23500:14:26,782 --> 00:14:28,773Shrek, stop it!Everything's gonna be...23600:14:28,851 --> 00:14:31,217A disaster! There is no way...23700:14:3

1,287 --> 00:14:32,914- You can do this.- l really...23800:14:32,988 --> 00:14:35,513- Really...- don't... want... to... be...23900:14:35,591 --> 00:14:37,650Here!24000:14:39,595 --> 00:14:42,723Mom... Dad...24100:14:44,099 --> 00:14:46,067l'd like you to meet my husband...24200:14:46,135 --> 00:14:47,898Shrek.24300:14:50,272 --> 00:14:52,103Well, um...24400:14:52,174 --> 00:14:55,541lt's easy to see where Fionagets her good looks from.24500:14:55,611 --> 00:14:58,273[chuckles nervously]24600:15:02,718 --> 00:15:04,276[gulps]24700:15:32,214 --> 00:15:33,579[belches]24800:15:33,649 --> 00:15:35,879- Excuse me.- [Shrek & Fiona laugh]24900:15:35,951 --> 00:15:39,682Better out than in,l always say, eh, Fiona?25000:15:39,755 --> 00:15:41,313[both giggle]25100:15:41,991 --> 00:15:43,822[Shrek] That's good.25200:15:44,593 --> 00:15:45,617l guess not.25300:15:45,694 --> 00:15:45,995What do you mean, ''not on the list''?Don't tell me you don't know who l am.25400:15:45,995 --> 00:15:50,159What do you mean, ''not on the list''?Don't tell me you don't know who l am.25500:15:50,232 --> 00:15:52,894What's happening, everybody?Thanks for waiting.25600:15:52,968 --> 00:15:57,405- l had the hardest time finding this place.- No! No! Bad donkey! Bad! Down!25700:15:57,473 --> 00:16:00,340No, Dad! lt's all right.lt's all right. He's with us.25800:16:00,409 --> 00:16:03,867- He helped rescue me from the dragon.- That's me: the noble steed.25900:16:03,946 --> 00:16:06,005Waiter!How 'bout a bowl for the steed?26000:16:06,081 --> 00:16:07,639Oh, boy.26100:16:08,851 --> 00:16:10,148[slurps]26200:16:10,219 --> 00:16:11,811- Um, Shrek?- Yeah?26300:16:11,887 --> 00:16:15,414Oh, sorry!Great soup, Mrs Q.26400:16:15,491 --> 00:16:16,515Mmm!26500:16:16,592 --> 00:16:18,560No, no. Darling.26600:16:19,328 --> 00:16:21,489[chuckles nervously] Oh!26700:16:23,465 --> 00:16:26,957So, Fiona, tell usabout where you live.26800:16:27,036 --> 00:16:28,594Well...26900:16:28,671 --> 00:16:31,037Shrek owns his own land.27000:16:31,707 --> 00:16:34,437- Don't you, honey?- Oh, yes!27100:16:34,510 --> 00:16:37,343lt's in an enchanted forest27200:16:37,413 --> 00:16:42,180abundant in squirrelsand cute little duckies and...27300:16:42,251 --> 00:16:43,582[laughing] What?27400:16:43,652 --> 00:16:45,847l know you ain'ttalking about the swamp.27500:16:45,921 --> 00:16:50,051An ogre from a swamp.Oh! How original.27600:16:50,125 --> 00:16:53,060l suppose that would be a fine placeto raise the children.27700:16:53,128 --> 00:16:55,187- [splutters]- [chokes]27800:17:03,672 --> 00:17:06,368lt's a bit early to bethinking about that, isn'

t it?27900:17:06,442 --> 00:17:09,377- lndeed. l just started eating.- Harold!28000:17:09,445 --> 00:17:12,608- What's that supposed to mean?- Dad. lt's great, OK?28100:17:12,681 --> 00:17:15,479- For his type, yes.- My type?28200:17:15,551 --> 00:17:16,916l got to go to the bathroom.28300:17:16,985 --> 00:17:20,477- Dinner is served!- Never mind. l can hold it.28400:17:26,228 --> 00:17:27,388Bon appetit!28500:17:27,463 --> 00:17:29,931Oh, Mexican food!My favorite.28600:17:29,998 --> 00:17:33,627Let's not sit here with our tummiesrumbling. Everybody dig in.28700:17:33,702 --> 00:17:35,101Don't mind if l do, Lillian.28800:17:35,170 --> 00:17:38,970l suppose any grandchildrenl could expect from you would be...28900:17:39,041 --> 00:17:41,407Ogres, yes!29000:17:41,477 --> 00:17:44,446Not that there's anything wrong with that.Right, Harold?29100:17:44,513 --> 00:17:46,276Oh, no! No! Of course, not!29200:17:46,348 --> 00:17:49,579That is, assuming you don'teat your own young!29300:17:49,651 --> 00:17:50,447Dad!29400:17:50,519 --> 00:17:55,149No, we usually prefer the oneswho've been locked away in a tower!29500:17:55,224 --> 00:17:58,955- Shrek, please!- l only did that because l love her.29600:17:59,027 --> 00:18:01,325Aye, day careor dragon-guarded castle.29700:18:01,396 --> 00:18:04,593You wouldn't understand.You're not her father!29800:18:09,238 --> 00:18:12,071lt's so nice to have the familytogether for dinner.29900:18:16,478 --> 00:18:17,775- Harold!- Shrek!30000:18:17,846 --> 00:18:18,835- Fiona!- Fiona!30100:18:18,914 --> 00:18:20,176- Mom!- Harold...30200:18:20,249 --> 00:18:21,273Donkey!30300:19:15,871 --> 00:19:19,898[glissando]30400:19:24,346 --> 00:19:27,509# Your fallen tears have called to me30500:19:28,417 --> 00:19:32,376# So, here comes my sweet remedy30600:19:33,388 --> 00:19:37,791# I know what every princess needs30700:19:37,860 --> 00:19:42,695# For her to live life happily... #30800:19:43,398 --> 00:19:44,695[both gasp]30900:19:44,766 --> 00:19:48,827Oh, my dear.Oh, look at you.31000:19:49,838 --> 00:19:51,738You're all grown up.31100:19:52,374 --> 00:19:55,434- Who are you?- Oh, sweet pea!31200:19:55,510 --> 00:19:57,535l'm your fairy godmother.31300:19:57,613 --> 00:20:00,241- l have a fairy godmother?- Shush, shush.31400:20:00,315 --> 00:20:04,684Now, don't worry.l'm here to make it all better.31500:20:04,753 --> 00:20:07,813With just a...31600:20:08,523 --> 00:20:12,118# Wave of my magic wandYour troubles will soon be gone31700:20:12,194 --> 00:20:17,097# With a flick of the wrist and just a flashYou'll land a prince with a ton of cash31800:20:17,165 --> 00:20:19,133

# A high-priced dressmade by mice no less31900:20:19,201 --> 00:20:21,328# Some crystal glass pumpsAnd no more stress32000:20:21,403 --> 00:20:23,371# Your worries will vanish,your soul will cleanse32100:20:23,438 --> 00:20:25,201# Confide in your very ownfurniture friends32200:20:25,274 --> 00:20:28,402# We'll help you set a new fashion trend32300:20:28,477 --> 00:20:32,470- # I'll make you fancy, I'll make you great- # The kind of girl a prince would date!32400:20:32,547 --> 00:20:34,879# They'll write your nameon the bathroom wall...32500:20:34,950 --> 00:20:37,009# ''For a happy ever after,give Fiona a call!''32600:20:37,085 --> 00:20:41,078# A sporty carriage to ride in style,Sexy man boy chauffeur, Kyle32700:20:41,156 --> 00:20:44,751# Banish your blemishes, tooth decay,Cellulite thighs will fade away32800:20:44,826 --> 00:20:47,556# And oh, what the hey!Have a bichon fris?'32900:20:48,263 --> 00:20:51,426# Nip and tuck, here and thereto land that prince with the perfect hair33000:20:51,500 --> 00:20:54,936# Lipstick liners, shadows blushTo get that prince with the sexy tush33100:20:55,003 --> 00:20:57,995# Lucky day, hunk buffetYou and your prince take a roll in the hay33200:20:58,073 --> 00:21:01,304# You can spoon on the moonWith the prince to the tune33300:21:01,443 --> 00:21:04,003# Don't be drab, you'll be fabYour prince will have rock-hard abs33400:21:04,146 --> 00:21:06,774# Cheese souffl? Valentine's DayHave some chicken fricassee!33500:21:06,848 --> 00:21:09,408# Nip and tuck, here and thereTo land that prince with the perfect hair #33600:21:09,484 --> 00:21:11,543Stop!33700:21:11,620 --> 00:21:13,417[chuckles] Look...33800:21:13,488 --> 00:21:16,184Thank you very much,Fairy Godmother,33900:21:16,258 --> 00:21:19,159but l really don't need all this.34000:21:19,227 --> 00:21:21,422[gasps and mutterings of disapproval]34100:21:21,496 --> 00:21:24,090- Fine. Be that way.- We didn't like you, anyway.34200:21:24,166 --> 00:21:27,226- [knocking]- [Shrek] Fiona? Fiona?34300:21:27,302 --> 00:21:29,429[dog barks]34400:21:31,273 --> 00:21:34,401Oh! You got a puppy?All l got in my room was shampoo.34500:21:34,476 --> 00:21:36,137Oh, uh...34600:21:36,211 --> 00:21:38,236Fairy Godmother, furniture...34700:21:38,313 --> 00:21:39,302[giggles]34800:21:39,381 --> 00:21:41,713l'd like you to meet my husband, Shrek.34900:21:41,850 --> 00:21:45,445Your husband? What? What did you say?When did this happen?35000:21:45,520 --> 00:21:47,181Shrek is the one who rescued me.35100:21:47,255 --> 00:21:51,191- But that can't be right.- Oh, great, more relatives!35200:21:51,259 --> 00:21:53,056She's just trying to help.35300:21:53,128 --> 00:

21:56,359Good! She can help us pack.Get your coat, dear. We're leaving.35400:21:56,431 --> 00:21:57,955- What?- l don't want to leave.35500:21:58,100 --> 00:21:59,590When did you decide this?35600:21:59,668 --> 00:22:02,330- Shortly after arriving.- Look, l'm sorry...35700:22:02,404 --> 00:22:05,771No, that's all right.l need to go, anyway.35800:22:05,841 --> 00:22:09,174But remember, dear.lf you should ever need me...35900:22:09,311 --> 00:22:10,403happiness...36000:22:10,479 --> 00:22:12,208is just a teardrop away.36100:22:12,280 --> 00:22:14,840Thanks, but we've got allthe happiness we need.36200:22:14,916 --> 00:22:16,781Happy, happy, happy...36300:22:16,852 --> 00:22:19,047[laughs] So l see.36400:22:19,121 --> 00:22:20,986Let's go, Kyle.36500:22:23,725 --> 00:22:25,249- Very nice, Shrek.- What?36600:22:25,327 --> 00:22:28,057l told you coming here was a bad idea.36700:22:28,130 --> 00:22:30,792You could've at least triedto get along with my father.36800:22:30,866 --> 00:22:33,460l don't think l was going to getDaddy's blessing,36900:22:33,535 --> 00:22:35,332even if l did want it.37000:22:35,404 --> 00:22:39,431Do you think it might be niceif somebody asked me what l wanted?37100:22:39,508 --> 00:22:41,908Sure. Do you want meto pack for you?37200:22:41,977 --> 00:22:46,880You're unbelievable!You're behaving like a...37300:22:46,948 --> 00:22:49,940- Go on! Say it!- Like an ogre!37400:22:50,018 --> 00:22:51,485Here's a news flash for you!37500:22:51,553 --> 00:22:55,489Whether your parents like it or not...l am an ogre!37600:22:55,557 --> 00:22:58,253- [yelps]- [roars]37700:23:01,196 --> 00:23:05,098And guess what, Princess?That's not about to change.37800:23:10,906 --> 00:23:15,036l've made changes for you, Shrek.Think about that.37900:23:16,912 --> 00:23:20,905That's real smooth, Shrek.''l'm an ogre!''38000:23:20,982 --> 00:23:23,212[mimics Shrek roaring]38100:23:26,721 --> 00:23:28,245[sniffling]38200:23:46,775 --> 00:23:48,265l knew this would happen.38300:23:48,343 --> 00:23:50,277[Lillian] You should.You started it.38400:23:50,345 --> 00:23:54,338l can hardly believe that, Lillian.He's the ogre. Not me.38500:23:54,483 --> 00:23:57,884l think, Harold, you're taking thisa little too personally.38600:23:57,953 --> 00:24:00,319This is Fiona's choice.38700:24:00,388 --> 00:24:03,482But she was supposed to choosethe prince we picked for her.38800:24:03,625 --> 00:24:07,789l mean, you expect me to givemy blessings to this... thing?38900:24:07,863 --> 00:24:11,799Fiona does.And she'll never forgive you if you don't.39000:24:11,933 --> 00:24:16,495l don't want to loseour daughter again, Harold.3910

0:24:16,571 --> 00:24:19,165Oh, you act as if loveis totally predictable.39200:24:19,307 --> 00:24:22,071Don't you remember whenwe were young?39300:24:22,210 --> 00:24:25,145We used to walkdown by the lily pond and...39400:24:25,213 --> 00:24:28,444- they were in bloom...- Our first kiss.39500:24:28,517 --> 00:24:29,916lt's not the same!39600:24:29,985 --> 00:24:34,012l don't think you realize thatour daughter has married a monster!39700:24:34,089 --> 00:24:36,421Oh, stop being such a drama king.39800:24:36,491 --> 00:24:38,391Fine! Pretend there's nothing wrong!39900:24:38,460 --> 00:24:41,486La, di, da, di, da!lsn't it all wonderful!40000:24:41,563 --> 00:24:43,588l'd like to knowhow it could get any worse!40100:24:43,665 --> 00:24:44,927- Hello, Harold.- [gasps]40200:24:45,000 --> 00:24:47,059- What happened?- Nothing, dear!40300:24:47,135 --> 00:24:50,127Just the old crusade woundplaying up a bit!40400:24:50,205 --> 00:24:51,194[chuckles]40500:24:51,273 --> 00:24:53,935l'll just stretch itout here for a while.40600:24:54,009 --> 00:24:57,103You better get in.We need to talk.40700:24:57,179 --> 00:24:59,306Actually, Fairy Godmother,off to bed.40800:24:59,381 --> 00:25:03,044[yawns] Already taken my pills,and they tend to make me a bit drowsy.40900:25:03,118 --> 00:25:06,986So, how about... we make thisa quick visit. What?41000:25:08,256 --> 00:25:10,952Oh, hello.Ha-ha-ha!41100:25:12,594 --> 00:25:14,221So, what's new?41200:25:14,296 --> 00:25:18,027You remember my son,Prince Charming?41300:25:18,099 --> 00:25:21,557ls that you? My gosh!lt's been years.41400:25:21,636 --> 00:25:23,797When did you get back?41500:25:23,872 --> 00:25:26,864Oh, about five minutes ago, actually.41600:25:26,942 --> 00:25:30,469After l endured blistering winds,scorching desert...41700:25:30,545 --> 00:25:33,571l climbed to the highest roomin the tallest tower...41800:25:33,648 --> 00:25:36,048Mommy can handle this.41900:25:36,117 --> 00:25:40,247He endures blistering windsand scorching desert!42000:25:40,322 --> 00:25:44,281He climbs to the highest bloody roomof the tallest bloody tower...42100:25:44,359 --> 00:25:45,485And what does he find?42200:25:45,560 --> 00:25:49,291Some gender-confused wolftelling him that his princess42300:25:49,364 --> 00:25:51,264is already married.42400:25:51,333 --> 00:25:53,801lt wasn't my fault.He didn't get there in time.42500:25:53,868 --> 00:25:55,563Stop the car!42600:25:55,637 --> 00:25:57,002[crash]42700:25:57,072 --> 00:25:58,733Harold.42800:26:00,008 --> 00:26:04,468You force me to do somethingl really don't want to do.42900:26:04,546 --> 00:26:06,514[gasps] Where are we?430

00:26:06,581 --> 00:26:09,573Hi. Welcome to Friar's Fat Boy!May l take your order?43100:26:09,718 --> 00:26:13,779My diet is ruined!l hope you're happy. Er... okay.43200:26:13,855 --> 00:26:16,688Two Renaissance Wraps,no mayo... chili rings...43300:26:16,825 --> 00:26:20,261- l'll have the Medieval Meal.- One Medieval Meal and, Harold...43400:26:20,395 --> 00:26:22,363- Curly fries?- No, thank you.43500:26:22,430 --> 00:26:25,160- Sourdough soft taco, then?- No, really, l'm fine.43600:26:25,233 --> 00:26:29,135Your order, Fairy Godmother.This comes with the Medieval Meal.43700:26:29,204 --> 00:26:30,364There you are, dear.43800:26:33,842 --> 00:26:37,608We made a deal, Harold, and l assumeyou don't want me to go back on my part.43900:26:37,679 --> 00:26:39,874[sighs deeply] lndeed not.44000:26:39,948 --> 00:26:43,611So, Fiona and Charming will be together.44100:26:43,685 --> 00:26:47,177- Yes.- Believe me, Harold. lt's what's best.44200:26:47,255 --> 00:26:49,780Not only for your daughter...44300:26:51,092 --> 00:26:53,083but for your Kingdom.44400:26:57,699 --> 00:26:59,826What am l supposed to do about it?44500:27:01,369 --> 00:27:03,360Use your imagination.44600:27:04,139 --> 00:27:05,731[whooshing]44700:27:25,760 --> 00:27:27,523[whinnies]44800:27:37,672 --> 00:27:39,037Oh...44900:27:41,676 --> 00:27:43,837Come on in, Your Majesty.45000:27:43,912 --> 00:27:46,210[piano plays, people talk]45100:27:50,085 --> 00:27:52,952# I like my town45200:27:54,522 --> 00:27:58,424# With a little drop of poison45300:27:59,394 --> 00:28:01,954# Nobody knows...45400:28:02,030 --> 00:28:03,258[barman belches]45500:28:03,331 --> 00:28:05,299[clears throat] Excuse me.45600:28:05,367 --> 00:28:07,665Do l know you?45700:28:07,736 --> 00:28:10,534No, you must be mistaking mefor someone else.45800:28:10,605 --> 00:28:14,336Uh... excuse me.l'm looking for the Ugly Stepsister.45900:28:16,244 --> 00:28:18,804Ah! There you are. Right.46000:28:18,880 --> 00:28:24,216You see, l need to havesomeone taken care of.46100:28:24,285 --> 00:28:28,619- Who's the guy?- Well, he's not a guy, per se.46200:28:28,690 --> 00:28:30,555Um... He's an ogre.46300:28:30,625 --> 00:28:33,321[crowd gasp]46400:28:33,395 --> 00:28:35,090Hey, buddy, let me clue you in.46500:28:35,163 --> 00:28:39,497There's only one fellow who can handlea job like that, and, frankly...46600:28:39,567 --> 00:28:41,302he don't like to be disturbed.46700:28:41,302 --> 00:28:41,734he don't like to be disturbed.46800:28:41,803 --> 00:28:43,464Where could l find him?46900:28:43,538 --> 00:28:45,233[knock on door]47000:28:46,875 --> 00:28:48,934Hello?47100:28:49,611 -->

00:28:51,977Who dares enter my room?47200:28:52,046 --> 00:28:55,709Sorry! l hope l'm not interrupting, butl'm told you're the one to talk to47300:28:55,784 --> 00:28:57,479about an ogre problem?47400:28:57,619 --> 00:28:59,849You are told correct.47500:28:59,988 --> 00:29:03,719But for this, l chargea great deal of money.47600:29:03,792 --> 00:29:05,919Would... this be enough?47700:29:12,767 --> 00:29:17,932You have engaged my valuableservices, Your Majesty.47800:29:18,006 --> 00:29:21,339Just tell me wherel can find this ogre.47900:29:24,379 --> 00:29:27,143[# Eels: I Need Some Sleep]48000:29:27,215 --> 00:29:28,682[snoring]48100:29:37,125 --> 00:29:38,683[chimes]48200:29:39,294 --> 00:29:45,961# Everyone saysI'm getting down too low48300:29:46,768 --> 00:29:52,866# Everyone saysyou've just gotta let it go48400:29:53,875 --> 00:29:56,673# You just gotta let it go48500:30:05,920 --> 00:30:08,514# I need some sleep48600:30:08,590 --> 00:30:11,991# Time to put the old horse down48700:30:13,328 --> 00:30:15,853# I'm in too deep48800:30:15,930 --> 00:30:19,229# And the wheels keep spinning round48900:30:20,335 --> 00:30:24,939# Everyone saysyou've just gotta let it go #49000:30:24,939 --> 00:30:26,634# Everyone saysyou've just gotta let it go #49100:30:29,277 --> 00:30:34,214Dear Knight, I pray that you takethis favor as a token of my gratitude.49200:30:43,258 --> 00:30:44,520[plays tune]49300:30:56,471 --> 00:30:57,836Dear Diary...49400:30:57,906 --> 00:31:00,602Sleeping Beauty is havinga slumber party tomorrow,49500:31:00,675 --> 00:31:04,509but Dad says I can't go.He never lets me out after sunset.49600:31:05,413 --> 00:31:08,143Dad says I'm going away for a while.49700:31:08,216 --> 00:31:10,582Must be like some finishing school.49800:31:11,553 --> 00:31:13,453Mom says that when I'm old enough,49900:31:13,521 --> 00:31:16,251my Prince Charming will rescue mefrom my tower50000:31:16,324 --> 00:31:18,884and bring me back to my family,50100:31:18,960 --> 00:31:22,191and we'll all livehappily ever after.50200:31:23,932 --> 00:31:26,025Mrs. Fiona Charming.50300:31:27,468 --> 00:31:29,402Mrs. Fiona Charming.50400:31:29,470 --> 00:31:30,903Mrs. Fiona Charming.50500:31:30,972 --> 00:31:33,270[echoing] Mrs. Fiona Charming.50600:31:37,245 --> 00:31:38,940[knock on door]50700:31:42,951 --> 00:31:45,818Sorry. l hope l'm notinterrupting anything.50800:31:45,887 --> 00:31:51,484No, no. l was just reading a, uh...a scary book.50900:31:51,559 --> 00:31:56,622l was hoping you'd let me apologizefor my despicable behavior earlier.51000:31:56,698 --> 00:31:59,166- Okay...- l don't know what came over me.51100:31:59,2

33 --> 00:32:02,691Do you suppose we could pretendit never happened and start over...51200:32:02,770 --> 00:32:05,830- Look, Your Majesty, l just...- Please. Call me Dad.51300:32:05,907 --> 00:32:10,071Dad. We both acted like ogres.51400:32:10,144 --> 00:32:13,636Maybe we just need some timeto get to know each other.51500:32:13,715 --> 00:32:18,175Excellent idea! l was actually hopingyou might join me for a morning hunt.51600:32:18,252 --> 00:32:20,277A little father-son time?51700:32:21,990 --> 00:32:24,618l know it would meanthe world to Fiona.51800:32:31,766 --> 00:32:33,028[sighs]51900:32:33,101 --> 00:32:37,504Shall we say,7:30 by the old oak?52000:32:39,140 --> 00:32:41,131[birds twitter]52100:32:43,011 --> 00:32:45,036[Shrek] Face it, Donkey!We're lost.52200:32:45,179 --> 00:32:48,876We can't be lost. We followedthe King's instructions exactly.52300:32:48,950 --> 00:32:51,384''Head to thedarkest part of the woods...''52400:32:51,452 --> 00:32:54,478''Past the sinister treeswith scary-looking branches.''52500:32:54,622 --> 00:32:58,854- The bush shaped like Shirley Bassey!- We passed that three times already!52600:32:58,993 --> 00:33:01,826You were the one who saidnot to stop for directions.52700:33:01,896 --> 00:33:06,333Oh, great. My one chanceto fix things up with Fiona's dad52800:33:06,401 --> 00:33:08,392and l end up lostin the woods with you!52900:33:08,469 --> 00:33:10,733Don't get huffy!l'm only trying to help.53000:33:10,805 --> 00:33:12,796l know! l know.53100:33:15,176 --> 00:33:18,509- l'm sorry, all right?- Hey, don't worry about it.53200:33:18,579 --> 00:33:21,742l just really need to makethings work with this guy.53300:33:21,883 --> 00:33:24,681Yeah, sure. Now let's gobond with Daddy.53400:33:25,153 --> 00:33:25,653[purring]53500:33:25,653 --> 00:33:26,847[purring]53600:33:32,660 --> 00:33:34,059Well, well, well, Donkey.53700:33:34,128 --> 00:33:37,655l know it was kind of a tendermoment back there, but the purring?53800:33:37,799 --> 00:33:39,494What? l ain't purring.53900:33:39,567 --> 00:33:41,899Sure. What's next? A hug?54000:33:41,969 --> 00:33:46,099Hey, Shrek. Donkeys don't purr.What do you think l am, some kind of a...54100:33:46,174 --> 00:33:48,768Ha-ha!Fear me, if you dare!54200:33:48,843 --> 00:33:50,071[hisses]54300:33:50,144 --> 00:33:51,270Look! A little cat.54400:33:51,345 --> 00:33:54,508- Look out, Shrek! He got a piece!- lt's a cat, Donkey.54500:33:54,649 --> 00:33:56,583Come here,little kitty, kitty.54600:33:56,651 --> 00:34:01,748Come on, little kitty. Come here.Oh! Come here, little kitty.54700:34:03,124 --> 00:34:04,682- [screaming]- Whoa!54800:34:04,759 --> 00:34

:09,025- Hold on, Shrek! l'm coming!- Come on! Get it off! Get it off!54900:34:09,097 --> 00:34:11,361Oh, God. Oh...55000:34:11,432 --> 00:34:13,059No!55100:34:15,103 --> 00:34:17,503- Look out, Shrek! Hold still!- Get it off!55200:34:17,572 --> 00:34:19,563Shrek! Hold still!55300:34:20,808 --> 00:34:24,676- Did l miss?- No. You got them.55400:34:28,116 --> 00:34:31,950Now, ye ogre, pray for mercy from...55500:34:33,654 --> 00:34:36,521Puss... in Boots!55600:34:36,591 --> 00:34:38,149l'll kill that cat!55700:34:38,226 --> 00:34:39,420Ah-ha-ha!55800:34:39,494 --> 00:34:41,553[coughs]55900:34:44,632 --> 00:34:46,759[wheezes]56000:34:53,875 --> 00:34:54,864[retches]56100:34:54,942 --> 00:34:55,931[coughs]56200:34:57,445 --> 00:35:01,142- [chuckles] Hairball.- Oh! That is nasty!56300:35:02,450 --> 00:35:04,111What should we do with him?56400:35:04,252 --> 00:35:07,517Take the sword and neuter him.Give him the Bob Barker treatment.56500:35:07,588 --> 00:35:08,919Oh, no! Por favor!Please!56600:35:09,023 --> 00:35:11,753l implore you!lt was nothing personal, Se駉r.56700:35:11,826 --> 00:35:13,521l was doing it only for my family.56800:35:13,594 --> 00:35:17,621My mother, she is sick.And my father lives off the garbage!56900:35:17,698 --> 00:35:21,190The King offered me much in goldand l have a litter of brothers...57000:35:21,269 --> 00:35:22,759Whoa, whoa, whoa!57100:35:22,837 --> 00:35:25,567Fiona's father paid you to do this?57200:35:25,640 --> 00:35:27,574The rich King? S?57300:35:27,942 --> 00:35:28,931[screams]57400:35:30,478 --> 00:35:34,505Well, so much for Dad's royal blessing.57500:35:34,582 --> 00:35:37,915Don't feel bad. Almost everybodythat meets you wants to kill you.57600:35:37,985 --> 00:35:39,384Gee, thanks.57700:35:42,490 --> 00:35:46,984Maybe Fiona would've been better offif l were some sort of Prince Charming.57800:35:47,061 --> 00:35:48,460That's what the King said.57900:35:49,964 --> 00:35:53,195Oh, uh... sorry. l thought that questionwas directed at me.58000:35:54,268 --> 00:35:57,260Shrek, Fiona knowsyou'd do anything for her.58100:35:57,338 --> 00:36:00,535Well, it's not likel wouldn't change if l could.58200:36:00,608 --> 00:36:04,669l just... l just wishl could make her happy.58300:36:06,881 --> 00:36:08,348Hold the phone...58400:36:09,784 --> 00:36:12,048''Happiness.''58500:36:12,119 --> 00:36:15,020''A tear drop away.''58600:36:15,089 --> 00:36:18,923Donkey! Think of the saddest thingthat's ever happened to you!58700:36:18,993 --> 00:36:21,621Aw, man, where do l begin?58800:36:21,696 --> 00:36:26,030First there was the time that old farmertried to sell me for some magic bean

s.58900:36:26,100 --> 00:36:29,866Then this fool had a party and he havethe guests trying to pin the tail on me.59000:36:29,937 --> 00:36:34,033Then they got drunk and start beating mewith a stick, going ''Pi馻ta!!''59100:36:34,108 --> 00:36:35,439What is a pi馻ta, anyway?59200:36:35,509 --> 00:36:37,943No, Donkey! l need you to cry!59300:36:38,012 --> 00:36:39,445Don't go projecting on me.59400:36:39,513 --> 00:36:41,640l know you're feeling bad,but you got to...59500:36:41,716 --> 00:36:43,843Aaaahhh!59600:36:44,585 --> 00:36:47,110You little, hairy,litter-licking sack of...59700:36:54,262 --> 00:36:56,321What? Is it on? Is it on?59800:36:56,397 --> 00:36:57,659[clears throat]59900:36:57,732 --> 00:36:59,461This is Fairy Godmother.60000:36:59,600 --> 00:37:01,761I'm either awayfrom my desk or with a client.60100:37:01,903 --> 00:37:06,363But if you come by the office, we'll beglad to make you an appointment.60200:37:06,507 --> 00:37:08,270Have a ''happy ever after. ''60300:37:10,244 --> 00:37:11,677Oh...60400:37:12,680 --> 00:37:14,910Are you up for a little quest, Donkey?60500:37:14,982 --> 00:37:18,509That's more like it! Shrek and Donkey,on another whirlwind adventure!60600:37:18,586 --> 00:37:22,078# Ain't no stoppin' us now! Whoo!We're on the move!60700:37:22,156 --> 00:37:26,786- Stop, Ogre! l have misjudged you.- Join the club. We've got jackets.60800:37:26,861 --> 00:37:30,729On my honor, l am obliged to accompanyyou until l have saved your life60900:37:30,798 --> 00:37:32,698as you have spared me mine.61000:37:32,767 --> 00:37:36,066The position of annoying talking animalhas already been taken.61100:37:36,137 --> 00:37:39,038Let's go, Shrek. Shrek?61200:37:47,949 --> 00:37:51,248- Shrek!- Aw, come on, Donkey. Look at him...61300:37:51,319 --> 00:37:53,219in his wee little boots.61400:37:53,354 --> 00:37:56,551You know, how many cats can wear boots?Honestly.61500:37:56,624 --> 00:37:59,422- Let's keep him!- Say what?61600:37:59,493 --> 00:38:01,222[purrs]61700:38:01,295 --> 00:38:02,455Ahh!61800:38:02,530 --> 00:38:04,327Listen. He's purring!61900:38:04,398 --> 00:38:07,492- Oh, so now it's cute.- Come on, Donkey. Lighten up.62000:38:07,568 --> 00:38:10,838Lighten up? l should lighten up?Look who's telling who to lighten up!62100:38:10,838 --> 00:38:11,099Lighten up? l should lighten up?Look who's telling who to lighten up!62200:38:13,174 --> 00:38:15,904[giggles] Shrek!62300:38:15,977 --> 00:38:17,706[barks]62400:38:17,812 --> 00:38:19,109[barks]62500:38:20,681 --> 00:38:21,670Shrek?62600:38:32,626 --> 00:38:35,117They're both festive, aren't they?62700:38:35,196 --> 00:38:37,096What do you thi

nk, Harold?62800:38:37,164 --> 00:38:39,428Um... Yes, yes.Fine. Fine.62900:38:39,500 --> 00:38:40,489[sighs]63000:38:41,469 --> 00:38:45,132Try to at least pretend you're interestedin your daughter's wedding ball.63100:38:45,206 --> 00:38:47,606Honestly, Lillian,l don't think it matters.63200:38:47,675 --> 00:38:50,007How do we know there willeven be a ball?63300:38:50,077 --> 00:38:52,011Mom. Dad.63400:38:52,079 --> 00:38:55,708- Oh, hello, dear.- What's that, Cedric? Right! Coming.63500:38:56,317 --> 00:38:58,444Mom, have you seen Shrek?63600:38:58,519 --> 00:39:01,352l haven't.You should ask your father.63700:39:01,489 --> 00:39:06,051Be sure and use small words, dear.He's a little slow this morning.63800:39:06,127 --> 00:39:08,561- Can l help you, Your Majesty?- Ah, yes! Um...63900:39:09,563 --> 00:39:12,191Mmm! Exquisite.What do you call this dish?64000:39:12,266 --> 00:39:15,394That would be the dog's breakfast,Your Majesty.64100:39:15,469 --> 00:39:19,235Ah, yes. Very good, then.Carry on, Cedric.64200:39:19,306 --> 00:39:23,402- Dad? Dad, have you seen Shrek?- No, l haven't, dear.64300:39:23,477 --> 00:39:27,345l'm sure he just went off to look fora nice... mud hole to cool down in.64400:39:27,415 --> 00:39:29,679You know, after yourlittle spat last night.64500:39:29,750 --> 00:39:32,048Oh. You heard that, huh?64600:39:32,119 --> 00:39:33,814The whole kingdom heard you.64700:39:33,888 --> 00:39:36,721l mean, after all,it is in his nature to be...64800:39:36,791 --> 00:39:38,315well, a bit of a brute.64900:39:38,392 --> 00:39:42,556Him? You know, you didn't exactlyroll out the Welcome Wagon.65000:39:42,630 --> 00:39:46,066Well, what did you expect?Look at what he's done to you.65100:39:46,801 --> 00:39:49,793Shrek loves me for who l am.65200:39:49,870 --> 00:39:52,498l would think you'd be happy for me.65300:39:52,573 --> 00:39:56,009Darling, l'm just thinking aboutwhat's best for you.65400:39:56,077 --> 00:39:59,376Maybe you should do the same.65500:40:04,752 --> 00:40:06,219[both whisper]65600:40:12,893 --> 00:40:14,554No, really?65700:40:14,628 --> 00:40:15,617[both laugh]65800:40:16,630 --> 00:40:18,495[Shrek] Shh...65900:40:20,201 --> 00:40:21,964Oh...66000:40:24,004 --> 00:40:25,494[hooter blasts]66100:40:25,573 --> 00:40:29,805Oh, no. That's the old Keebler's place.Let's back away slowly.66200:40:29,877 --> 00:40:31,811That's the Fairy Godmother's cottage.66300:40:31,879 --> 00:40:35,337She's the largest producer of hexesand potions in the whole kingdom.66400:40:35,416 --> 00:40:39,079Then why don't we pop in therefor a spell? Ha-ha! Spell!66500:40:39,153 --> 00:40:41,451[Puss in Bootsshrieks

with laughter]66600:40:44,225 --> 00:40:45,988[Puss in Boots] He makes me laugh.66700:40:51,398 --> 00:40:53,696Hi. l'm here to see the...66800:40:53,767 --> 00:40:56,793The Fairy Godmother.l'm sorry. She is not in.66900:40:56,871 --> 00:40:59,840Jerome!Coffee and a Monte Cristo. Now!67000:40:59,907 --> 00:41:01,135[sighs]67100:41:01,208 --> 00:41:04,405Yes, Fairy Godmother.Right away.67200:41:04,478 --> 00:41:07,242Look, she's not seeingany clients today, OK?67300:41:07,314 --> 00:41:09,509That's OK, buddy.We're from the union.67400:41:09,583 --> 00:41:10,572The union?67500:41:10,651 --> 00:41:15,054We represent the workers in all magicalindustries, both evil and benign.67600:41:15,122 --> 00:41:16,851Oh! Oh, right.67700:41:16,991 --> 00:41:20,017Are you feeling at alldegraded or oppressed?67800:41:20,094 --> 00:41:23,757Uh... a little.We don't even have dental.67900:41:23,831 --> 00:41:25,526They don't even have dental.68000:41:25,599 --> 00:41:27,931Okay, we'll just havea look around.68100:41:28,002 --> 00:41:29,196Oh. By the way.68200:41:29,270 --> 00:41:32,603l think it'd be better if the Fairy Godmotherdidn't know we were here.68300:41:32,673 --> 00:41:35,733- Know what l'm saying? Huh?- Huh? Huh? Huh?68400:41:35,876 --> 00:41:39,107- Stop it.- Of course. Go right in.68500:41:40,614 --> 00:41:42,138[voices and grinding machines]68600:42:03,304 --> 00:42:04,498[explosion]68700:42:08,542 --> 00:42:10,237A drop of desire.68800:42:11,312 --> 00:42:13,143[giggles] Naughty!68900:42:14,348 --> 00:42:16,009A pinch of passion.69000:42:17,151 --> 00:42:18,140[laughs]69100:42:21,188 --> 00:42:23,588And just a hint of...69200:42:24,191 --> 00:42:25,385lust!69300:42:27,828 --> 00:42:28,817[laughs]69400:42:28,929 --> 00:42:30,897- [Shrek] Excuse me.- [gasps]69500:42:30,965 --> 00:42:32,660Sorry to barge in like this...69600:42:32,733 --> 00:42:35,896What in Grimm's nameare you doing here?69700:42:35,970 --> 00:42:40,930Well, it seemsthat Fiona's not exactly happy.69800:42:41,008 --> 00:42:42,339Oh-ho-ho!69900:42:42,409 --> 00:42:45,003And there's some questionas to why that is?70000:42:45,879 --> 00:42:48,074Well, let's explore that, shall we?70100:42:49,717 --> 00:42:53,676Ah. P, P, P...Princess. Cinderella.70200:42:53,821 --> 00:42:56,949Here we are.''Lived happily ever after.'' Oh...70300:42:57,024 --> 00:42:59,185[laughs] No ogres!70400:42:59,260 --> 00:43:00,693Let's see. Snow White.70500:43:00,761 --> 00:43:04,527A handsome prince.Oh, no ogres.70600:43:04,598 --> 00:43:06,862Sleeping Beauty. Oh, no ogres!70700:43:06,934 --> 00:43:10,097Hansel and Gretel? No!Thumbelina? No.70

800:43:10,170 --> 00:43:13,139The Golden Bird,the Little Mermaid, Pretty Woman...70900:43:13,207 --> 00:43:15,869No, no, no, no, no!71000:43:15,943 --> 00:43:20,346You see, ogres don'tlive happily ever after.71100:43:20,414 --> 00:43:22,041All right, look, lady!71200:43:22,116 --> 00:43:25,813Don't you point...those dirty green sausages at me!71300:43:27,254 --> 00:43:29,017Your Monte Cristo and coffee.71400:43:29,089 --> 00:43:30,613Oh! Sorry.71500:43:30,691 --> 00:43:32,750Ah... that's okay.71600:43:32,826 --> 00:43:35,124We were just leaving.71700:43:35,195 --> 00:43:37,857Very sorry to have wasted your time,Miss Godmother.71800:43:37,931 --> 00:43:39,728Just... go.71900:43:39,800 --> 00:43:41,131Come on, guys.72000:43:45,406 --> 00:43:47,203[whistles tune]72100:43:57,017 --> 00:43:58,951TGlF, eh, buddy?72200:44:00,921 --> 00:44:03,617Working hard or hardly working,eh, Mac?72300:44:12,800 --> 00:44:16,395Get your fine Corinthian footwearand your cat cheeks out of my face!72400:44:16,470 --> 00:44:18,438Man, that stinks!72500:44:18,505 --> 00:44:21,736You don't exactly smell likea basket of roses.72600:44:24,645 --> 00:44:29,241- Well, one of these has got to help.- l was just concocting this very plan!72700:44:29,316 --> 00:44:32,410Already our minds are becoming one.72800:44:32,486 --> 00:44:37,389Whoa, whoa. lf we need an expert onlicking ourselves, we'll give you a call.72900:44:37,458 --> 00:44:39,085Shrek, this is a bad idea.73000:44:39,159 --> 00:44:42,390Look. Make yourself usefuland go keep watch.73100:44:42,463 --> 00:44:45,796Puss, do you think youcould get to those on top?73200:44:45,866 --> 00:44:47,925No problema, boss.ln one of my nine lives,73300:44:48,001 --> 00:44:50,902l was the great cat burglarof Santiago de Compostela.73400:44:50,971 --> 00:44:52,268Ha-ha-ha-ha!73500:44:52,339 --> 00:44:53,738Shrek, are you off your nut?73600:44:53,807 --> 00:44:55,399Donkey, keep watch.73700:44:55,476 --> 00:44:57,467Keep watch?Yeah, l'll keep watch.73800:44:57,544 --> 00:45:01,605l'll watch that wicked witch come andwhammy a world of hurt up your backside.73900:45:01,682 --> 00:45:04,617l'll laugh, too.l'll be giggling to myself.74000:45:04,685 --> 00:45:07,449- What do you see?- Toad Stool Softener?74100:45:07,521 --> 00:45:11,582l'm sure a nice BM is the perfect solutionfor marital problems.74200:45:11,658 --> 00:45:13,592- Elfa Seltzer?- Uh-uh.74300:45:13,660 --> 00:45:17,152- Hex Lax?- No! Try ''handsome.''74400:45:18,098 --> 00:45:19,565Sorry. No handsome.74500:45:20,834 --> 00:45:23,894Hey! How about ''Happily Ever After''?74600:45:23,971 --> 00:45:26,098Well, what does it do?74700:45

:26,774 --> 00:45:29,504lt says ''Beauty Divine.''74800:45:29,576 --> 00:45:32,977ln some cultures, donkeys are reveredas the wisest of creatures.74900:45:33,046 --> 00:45:34,604Especially us talking ones.75000:45:34,681 --> 00:45:36,808[gasps] Donkey!75100:45:38,452 --> 00:45:40,352That'll have to do.We've got company.75200:45:47,828 --> 00:45:49,125Can we get on with this?75300:45:52,433 --> 00:45:54,025Hurry!75400:46:02,643 --> 00:46:04,110Nice catch, Donkey!75500:46:04,244 --> 00:46:06,178Finally! A good use for your mouth.75600:46:08,115 --> 00:46:10,049[# Pete Yorn: Ever Fallen In Love]75700:46:10,651 --> 00:46:11,640Come on!75800:46:17,591 --> 00:46:20,253# You spurn my natural emotions75900:46:20,327 --> 00:46:24,127# You make me feel like dirtand I'm hurt76000:46:28,535 --> 00:46:31,003# And if I start a commotion76100:46:31,071 --> 00:46:34,700# I run the risk of losing youand that's worse76200:46:38,345 --> 00:46:42,076# Ever fallen in love with someone,ever fallen in love76300:46:42,149 --> 00:46:44,674# In love with someone,ever fallen in love76400:46:44,751 --> 00:46:48,050# In love with someoneyou shouldn't have fallen in love with76500:46:54,595 --> 00:46:58,087# Ever fallen in love with someone,ever fallen in love76600:46:58,165 --> 00:47:00,895# In love with someone,ever fallen in love76700:47:00,968 --> 00:47:03,493# With someoneyou shouldn't have fallen in love with76800:47:04,938 --> 00:47:06,769# Fallen in love with76900:47:08,008 --> 00:47:12,604# Ever fallen in love with someoneyou shouldn't have fallen in love with #77000:47:13,380 --> 00:47:18,079l don't care whose fault it is.Just get this place cleaned up!77100:47:18,151 --> 00:47:23,020And somebody bring me somethingdeep fried and smothered in chocolate!77200:47:23,957 --> 00:47:27,484- Mother!- Charming. Sweetheart.77300:47:27,561 --> 00:47:31,019This isn't a good time, pumpkin.Mama's working.77400:47:31,098 --> 00:47:33,225Whoa, what happened here?77500:47:33,300 --> 00:47:36,394- The ogre, that's what!- What? Where is he, Mom?77600:47:36,470 --> 00:47:38,995l shall rend his headfrom his shoulders!77700:47:39,072 --> 00:47:41,472l will smite him where he stands!77800:47:41,542 --> 00:47:45,569He will rue the very day he stolemy kingdom from me!77900:47:46,313 --> 00:47:50,147Oh, put it away, Junior!You're still going to be king.78000:47:50,217 --> 00:47:52,845We'll just have to come upwith something smarter.78100:47:52,920 --> 00:47:54,945Pardon. Um...78200:47:55,022 --> 00:47:59,288Everything is accounted for,Fairy Godmother, except for one potion.78300:47:59,359 --> 00:48:00,417What?78400:48:01,461 --> 00:48:02,450Oh...78500

:48:03,330 --> 00:48:06,561l do believe we can makethis work to our advantage.78600:48:08,335 --> 00:48:12,066''Happily Ever After Potion.Maximum strength.78700:48:12,139 --> 00:48:14,767''For you and your true love.78800:48:14,841 --> 00:48:17,537''lf one of you drinks this,you both will be fine.78900:48:17,611 --> 00:48:20,444''Happiness, comfortand beauty divine.''79000:48:20,514 --> 00:48:24,245- You both will be fine?- l guess it means it'll affect Fiona, too.79100:48:25,285 --> 00:48:28,948Hey, man, this don't feel right.My donkey senses are tingling all over.79200:48:29,022 --> 00:48:31,991Drop that jug o' voodooand let's get out of here.79300:48:32,059 --> 00:48:35,495lt says, ''Beauty Divine.''How bad can it be?79400:48:36,463 --> 00:48:37,452[sneezes]79500:48:37,531 --> 00:48:40,523See, you're allergic to that stuff.You'll have a reaction.79600:48:40,667 --> 00:48:45,001And if you think that l'll be smearingVapor Rub over your chest, think again!79700:48:45,072 --> 00:48:48,132Boss, just in case there is somethingwrong with the potion...79800:48:48,208 --> 00:48:50,142allow me to take the first sip.79900:48:50,210 --> 00:48:53,668lt would be an honor to lay my lifeon the line for you.80000:48:53,747 --> 00:48:55,908Oh, no, no. l don't think so.80100:48:55,983 --> 00:48:58,577lf there'll be any animal testing,l'll do it.80200:48:58,652 --> 00:49:01,746That's the best friend's job.Now give me that bottle.80300:49:07,027 --> 00:49:08,824How do you feel?80400:49:09,663 --> 00:49:13,099l don't feel any different.l look any different?80500:49:13,166 --> 00:49:15,327You still look like an ass to me.80600:49:15,402 --> 00:49:18,462Maybe it doesn't work on donkeys.80700:49:19,373 --> 00:49:23,309- Well, here's to us, Fiona.- Shrek?80800:49:23,377 --> 00:49:27,074- You drink that, there's no going back.- l know.80900:49:27,147 --> 00:49:29,047- No more wallowing in the mud?- l know.81000:49:29,116 --> 00:49:30,811- No more itchy butt crack?- l know!81100:49:30,884 --> 00:49:33,284- But you love being an ogre!- l know!81200:49:37,024 --> 00:49:38,959But l love Fiona more.81300:49:40,293 --> 00:49:42,193Shrek, no! Wait!81400:49:46,099 --> 00:49:47,566[gurgling]81500:49:52,806 --> 00:49:53,966[farts]81600:49:54,941 --> 00:49:59,401Got to be... l think you grabbedthe ''Farty Ever After'' potion.81700:49:59,479 --> 00:50:01,276Maybe it's a dud.81800:50:01,348 --> 00:50:01,715Or maybe Fiona and lwere never meant to be.81900:50:01,715 --> 00:50:04,377Or maybe Fiona and lwere never meant to be.82000:50:04,451 --> 00:50:06,248[thunder rumbles]82100:50:08,021 --> 00:50:11,616Uh-oh. What did l tell you?l feel something coming

on.82200:50:11,692 --> 00:50:15,025l don't want to die.l don't want to die. l don't want to die!82300:50:15,095 --> 00:50:18,428Oh, sweet sister, mother of mercy.l'm melting!82400:50:18,498 --> 00:50:20,591l'm melting!82500:50:20,667 --> 00:50:22,601lt's just the rain, Donkey.82600:50:23,570 --> 00:50:26,038[chuckles] Oh.82700:51:07,581 --> 00:51:10,516Don't worry. Things seem badbecause it's dark and rainy82800:51:10,584 --> 00:51:13,178and Fiona's father hireda sleazy hitman to whack you.82900:51:13,253 --> 00:51:14,242[hisses]83000:51:14,321 --> 00:51:17,347lt'll be better in the morning.You'll see...83100:51:17,491 --> 00:51:20,551# The sun'll come out...83200:51:20,627 --> 00:51:22,424# Tomorrow83300:51:22,496 --> 00:51:23,485[yawns]83400:51:23,563 --> 00:51:25,190# Bet your bottom... #83500:51:25,332 --> 00:51:27,129Bet my bottom?83600:51:27,200 --> 00:51:28,531l'm coming, Elizabeth!83700:51:28,602 --> 00:51:30,297Donkey?83800:51:30,370 --> 00:51:32,270Are you all right?83900:51:32,339 --> 00:51:36,207- Hey, boss. Let's shave him.- D-Donkey?84000:51:36,843 --> 00:51:37,832[groans]84100:51:39,012 --> 00:51:41,003[Puss ln Boots shrieks]84200:51:45,619 --> 00:51:48,019There you are!We missed you at dinner.84300:51:49,389 --> 00:51:50,879What is it, darling?84400:51:50,957 --> 00:51:52,584Dad...84500:51:52,659 --> 00:51:54,991l've been thinkingabout what you said.84600:51:55,962 --> 00:51:57,862And l'm going to set things right.84700:51:57,998 --> 00:52:00,489Ah! Excellent!That's my girl.84800:52:00,567 --> 00:52:03,297lt was a mistake to bring Shrek here.84900:52:03,370 --> 00:52:06,134l'm going to go out and find him.85000:52:06,206 --> 00:52:09,300And then we'll go backto the swamp where we belong.85100:52:12,512 --> 00:52:14,309[Lillian] Fiona, please!85200:52:14,381 --> 00:52:17,373Let's not be rash, darling.You can't go anywhere right now.85300:52:17,450 --> 00:52:18,644[rain patters]85400:52:20,253 --> 00:52:21,481[Both] Fiona!85500:53:01,328 --> 00:53:06,265Look, l told you he was here.Look at him! Quiet. Look at him.85600:53:07,100 --> 00:53:08,567[Shrek groans]85700:53:08,635 --> 00:53:10,193Good morning, sleepyhead.85800:53:10,270 --> 00:53:11,259[Shrek shouts]85900:53:11,338 --> 00:53:12,862[All] Good morning!86000:53:12,939 --> 00:53:14,497We love your kitty!86100:53:14,574 --> 00:53:18,305- [Shrek] Oh... My head...- Here, l fetched a pail of water.86200:53:18,378 --> 00:53:19,970Thanks.86300:53:20,046 --> 00:53:21,035Uhh!86400:53:23,550 --> 00:53:25,108Aahh!86500:53:25,185 --> 00:53:26,174Oh...86600:53:27,988 --> 00:53:30,650A cute button nose?867

00:53:30,724 --> 00:53:32,749Thick, wavy locks?86800:53:33,660 --> 00:53:35,685Taut, round buttocks?86900:53:36,529 --> 00:53:38,053l'm... l'm...87000:53:38,131 --> 00:53:39,462- Gorgeous!- l'll say.87100:53:39,532 --> 00:53:41,227l'm Jill. What's your name?87200:53:41,301 --> 00:53:45,465- Um... Shrek.- Shrek? Wow. Are you from Europe?87300:53:45,538 --> 00:53:47,870- You're tense.- l want to rub his shoulders.87400:53:47,941 --> 00:53:50,705- l got it covered.- l don't have anything to rub.87500:53:50,777 --> 00:53:51,211Get in line.87600:53:51,211 --> 00:53:52,337Get in line.87700:53:52,412 --> 00:53:55,347- Have you seen my donkey?- Who are you calling donkey?87800:53:56,549 --> 00:54:00,280- Donkey? You're a...- A stallion, baby!87900:54:00,420 --> 00:54:01,409l can whinny.88000:54:01,488 --> 00:54:03,615[whinnies]l can count.88100:54:03,957 --> 00:54:06,892Look at me, Shrek!l'm trotting!88200:54:07,527 --> 00:54:10,655That's some quality potion.What's in that stuff?88300:54:10,730 --> 00:54:13,927''Oh, don't take the potion,Mr. Boss, it's very bad.''88400:54:14,000 --> 00:54:15,092Pah!88500:54:15,168 --> 00:54:19,662''Warning: Side effects may includeburning, itching, oozing, weeping.88600:54:19,806 --> 00:54:23,367''Not intended for heart patientsor those with... nervous disorders.''88700:54:23,443 --> 00:54:26,537l'm trotting, l'm trotting in place! Yeah!88800:54:28,615 --> 00:54:29,816What?88900:54:29,816 --> 00:54:33,479Se駉r? ''To make the effectsof this potion permanent,89000:54:33,553 --> 00:54:37,148''the drinker must obtain histrue love's kiss by midnight.''89100:54:37,223 --> 00:54:39,555Midnight?Why is it always midnight?89200:54:39,626 --> 00:54:42,459- Pick me! l'll be your true love!- l'll be your true love.89300:54:42,529 --> 00:54:45,054l'll be true... enough.89400:54:45,198 --> 00:54:48,599Look, ladies, l already have a true love.89500:54:48,668 --> 00:54:49,726[all] Oh...89600:54:49,803 --> 00:54:51,327And take it from me, Boss.89700:54:51,404 --> 00:54:54,532You are going to haveone satisfied Princess.89800:54:54,607 --> 00:54:57,235And let's face it.You are a lot easier on the eyes.89900:54:57,310 --> 00:54:59,778lnside you're the sameold mean, salty...90000:54:59,846 --> 00:55:01,837- Easy.- ...cantankerous, foul,90100:55:01,915 --> 00:55:03,712angry ogre you always been.90200:55:03,783 --> 00:55:05,978And you're still the sameannoying donkey.90300:55:06,052 --> 00:55:08,646- Yeah.- [sighs]90400:55:08,722 --> 00:55:10,280Well...90500:55:10,924 --> 00:55:14,758Look out, Princess.Here comes the new me.90600:55:15,428 --> 00:55:16,827First things first.90700:55

:16,896 --> 00:55:19,421- We need to get you out of those clothes.- [all gasp]90800:55:23,136 --> 00:55:24,763- Ready?- Ready!90900:55:28,641 --> 00:55:30,700- [Donkey screams]- Driver, stop!91000:55:30,844 --> 00:55:33,904Oh, God! Help me, please!My racing days are over!91100:55:33,980 --> 00:55:35,709l'm blind! Tell the truth.91200:55:35,782 --> 00:55:37,511Will l ever play the violin again?91300:55:37,584 --> 00:55:39,313You poor creature!91400:55:39,386 --> 00:55:41,616ls there anythingl can do for you?91500:55:41,688 --> 00:55:43,918Well, l guess there is one thing.91600:55:43,990 --> 00:55:46,982Take off the powdered wigand step away from your drawers.91700:55:51,031 --> 00:55:53,329- Not bad.- Not bad at all.91800:55:56,269 --> 00:55:57,258[both laugh]91900:56:01,274 --> 00:56:04,607Father?ls everything all right, Father?92000:56:09,883 --> 00:56:13,785Thank you, gentlemen!Someday, l will repay you.92100:56:13,853 --> 00:56:17,380Unless, of course,l can't find you or if l forget.92200:56:17,457 --> 00:56:20,620- [whinnies]- [Puss in Boots, in angry Spanish]92300:56:22,395 --> 00:56:22,962[# Butterfly Boocher: Changes]92400:56:22,962 --> 00:56:24,224[# Butterfly Boocher: Changes]92500:56:24,297 --> 00:56:25,286# Oh, yeah92600:56:36,242 --> 00:56:38,369# Turn and face the strange92700:56:38,445 --> 00:56:40,572# Ch-Ch-Changes92800:56:40,647 --> 00:56:43,480# Don't wanna be a richer one92900:56:43,550 --> 00:56:45,313# Ch-Ch-Ch-Ch-Changes93000:56:45,385 --> 00:56:47,979# Turn and face the strange93100:56:48,054 --> 00:56:49,988# Ch-Ch-Changes93200:56:50,056 --> 00:56:53,048# Just gonna have to bea different man93300:56:53,126 --> 00:56:55,617# Time may change me93400:56:55,695 --> 00:56:58,823# But I can't trace time93500:57:01,134 --> 00:57:02,123Halt!93600:57:02,202 --> 00:57:05,694Tell Princess Fiona her husband,Sir Shrek, is here to see her.93700:57:10,310 --> 00:57:13,609# Still don't know whatI was looking for93800:57:13,680 --> 00:57:19,209# And my time was running wild,a million dead-end streets93900:57:19,285 --> 00:57:22,379# Every time I thoughtI'd got it made94000:57:22,455 --> 00:57:25,083# It seemed the tastewas not so sweet94100:57:25,158 --> 00:57:27,183- [screams]- # Ch-Ch-Ch-Ch-Changes94200:57:27,260 --> 00:57:28,852# Turn and face the strange94300:57:28,928 --> 00:57:31,522- Shrek?- # Ch-Ch-Changes94400:57:31,598 --> 00:57:34,328# Don't wanna be a richer one94500:57:34,400 --> 00:57:37,164# Time may change me94600:57:37,237 --> 00:57:39,865# But I can't trace time94700:57:39,939 --> 00:57:40,928Fiona?94800:57:44,277 --> 00:57:46,211Hello, handsome.94900:57:

48,014 --> 00:57:49,379Shrek!95000:57:49,516 --> 00:57:52,815- Princess!- Donkey?95100:57:52,886 --> 00:57:55,047Wow! That potionworked on you, too?95200:57:55,121 --> 00:57:56,383What potion?95300:57:56,456 --> 00:57:59,653Shrek and l took some magic potion.And well...95400:57:59,726 --> 00:58:01,956Now, we're sexy!95500:58:03,229 --> 00:58:04,321Shrek?95600:58:04,397 --> 00:58:05,386[purrs]95700:58:08,535 --> 00:58:11,163For you, baby... l could be.95800:58:11,304 --> 00:58:13,568- Yeah, you wish.- Donkey, where is Shrek?95900:58:13,706 --> 00:58:15,970He went inside looking for you.96000:58:17,844 --> 00:58:18,833Shrek?96100:58:19,779 --> 00:58:22,407Fiona! Fiona!96200:58:24,350 --> 00:58:26,511You want to dance, pretty boy?96300:58:29,322 --> 00:58:33,019Are you going so soon?Don't you want to see your wife?96400:58:34,360 --> 00:58:35,349Fiona?96500:58:37,830 --> 00:58:39,024Shrek?96600:58:39,098 --> 00:58:41,931Aye, Fiona. lt is me.96700:58:42,001 --> 00:58:43,696What happened to your voice?96800:58:43,770 --> 00:58:47,900The potion changeda lot of things, Fiona.96900:58:47,974 --> 00:58:50,602But not the way l feel about you.97000:58:50,677 --> 00:58:52,144Fiona?97100:58:53,012 --> 00:58:55,913- Charming?- Do you think so?97200:58:55,982 --> 00:58:59,816[laughs] Dad. l was so hopingyou'd approve.97300:58:59,886 --> 00:59:03,515- Um... Who are you?- Mom, it's me, Shrek.97400:59:03,590 --> 00:59:07,026l know you never get a second chanceat a first impression,97500:59:07,160 --> 00:59:09,594but, well, what do you think?97600:59:13,833 --> 00:59:16,529[Shrek in distance] Fiona! Fiona!97700:59:18,204 --> 00:59:19,865Fiona!97800:59:19,939 --> 00:59:23,932- Fiona!- Fiona, Fiona! Ho-ho-ho!97900:59:24,010 --> 00:59:27,537Oh, shoot! l don't think theycan hear us, pigeon.98000:59:27,614 --> 00:59:29,138[sighs deeply]98100:59:30,149 --> 00:59:33,550Don't you think you've alreadymessed her life up enough?98200:59:34,387 --> 00:59:36,480l just wanted her to be happy.98300:59:36,556 --> 00:59:38,888And now she can be.98400:59:38,958 --> 00:59:40,949Oh, sweetheart.98500:59:41,027 --> 00:59:44,895She's finally foundthe prince of her dreams.98600:59:44,964 --> 00:59:49,025But look at me.Look what l've done for her.98700:59:49,102 --> 00:59:52,401lt's time you stop livingin a fairy tale, Shrek.98800:59:52,472 --> 00:59:56,636She's a princess,and you're an ogre.98900:59:56,709 --> 01:00:00,736That's something no amountof potion will ever change.99001:00:08,121 --> 01:00:09,986But...99101:00:10,089 --> 01:00:11,579l love her.99201:00:11,658 --> 01:00:14,491lf you really love her...

99301:00:14,560 --> 01:00:16,619you'll let her go.99401:00:17,630 --> 01:00:17,764[# Nick Cave: People Ain't No Good]99501:00:17,764 --> 01:00:19,789[# Nick Cave: People Ain't No Good]99601:00:21,534 --> 01:00:22,558Shrek?99701:00:22,635 --> 01:00:23,727Se駉r.99801:00:23,803 --> 01:00:26,795What's going on?Where are you going?99901:00:33,012 --> 01:00:37,449You wouldn't have had anything to dowith this, would you, Harold?100001:00:42,622 --> 01:00:45,716# People just ain't no good100101:00:48,494 --> 01:00:51,895# I think that's well understood100201:00:51,964 --> 01:00:53,625There you go, boys.100301:00:53,700 --> 01:00:55,668Just leave the bottle, Doris.100401:00:55,735 --> 01:00:58,135Hey. Why the long face?100501:00:59,105 --> 01:01:01,733lt was all just a stupid mistake.100601:01:02,675 --> 01:01:06,509l never should have rescued herfrom that tower in the first place.100701:01:08,715 --> 01:01:10,615l hate Mondays.100801:01:10,683 --> 01:01:14,346l can't believe you'd walk away fromthe best thing that happened to you.100901:01:14,420 --> 01:01:16,012What choice do l have?101001:01:16,089 --> 01:01:19,547She loves that pretty boy,Prince Charming.101101:01:19,625 --> 01:01:21,718Come on. ls he reallythat good-looking?101201:01:21,794 --> 01:01:24,285Are you kidding?He's gorgeous!101301:01:24,364 --> 01:01:27,561He has a face that looks likeit was carved by angels.101401:01:27,633 --> 01:01:30,227- Oh. He sounds dreamy.- You know...101501:01:30,303 --> 01:01:33,670shockingly, this isn'tmaking me feel any better.101601:01:36,442 --> 01:01:40,435Look, guys.lt's for the best.101701:01:40,513 --> 01:01:41,912Mom and Dad approve,101801:01:41,981 --> 01:01:45,348and Fiona gets the manshe's always dreamed of.101901:01:45,418 --> 01:01:47,283Everybody wins.102001:01:48,321 --> 01:01:49,583Except for you.102101:01:49,655 --> 01:01:52,954l don't get it, Shrek.You love Fiona.102201:01:53,025 --> 01:01:54,390Aye.102301:01:55,395 --> 01:01:57,955And that's whyl have to let her go.102401:01:58,765 --> 01:02:01,825Excuse me, is she here?102501:02:01,901 --> 01:02:04,062She's, uh... in the back.102601:02:05,338 --> 01:02:07,135Oh, hello again.102701:02:11,377 --> 01:02:13,504Fairy Godmother. Charming.102801:02:13,579 --> 01:02:17,913You'd better have a good reasonfor dragging us down here, Harold.102901:02:17,984 --> 01:02:23,786Well, l'm afraid Fiona isn't really...warming up to Prince Charming.103001:02:23,856 --> 01:02:27,383- FYl, not my fault.- No, of course it's not, dear.103101:02:27,527 --> 01:02:29,324l mean,how charming can l be103201:02:29,395 --> 01:02:31,795when l have to pretendl'm that dreadful og

re?103301:02:31,864 --> 01:02:33,923No, no, it's nobody's fault.103401:02:34,000 --> 01:02:37,367Perhaps it's best if we justcall the whole thing off, okay?103501:02:37,437 --> 01:02:41,771- [both] What?- You can't force someone to fall in love!103601:02:41,841 --> 01:02:45,038l beg to differ.l do it all the time!103701:02:45,111 --> 01:02:49,548Have Fiona drink this and she'll fall in lovewith the first man she kisses,103801:02:49,615 --> 01:02:51,583which will be Charming.103901:02:52,685 --> 01:02:55,677- Umm... no.- What did you say?104001:02:55,755 --> 01:02:58,155l can't. l won't do it.104101:02:58,224 --> 01:02:59,816Oh, yes, you will.104201:02:59,892 --> 01:03:03,487lf you remember, l helped youwith your happily ever after.104301:03:03,563 --> 01:03:07,124And l can take it awayjust as easily.104401:03:07,200 --> 01:03:10,431ls that what you want? ls it?104501:03:11,404 --> 01:03:13,895- No.- Good boy.104601:03:13,973 --> 01:03:15,702Now, we have to go.104701:03:15,775 --> 01:03:18,039l need to do Charming's hairbefore the ball.104801:03:18,110 --> 01:03:20,374He's hopeless.He's all high in the front.104901:03:20,446 --> 01:03:23,279He can never get to the back.You need someone to do the back.105001:03:23,349 --> 01:03:25,010Oh. Thank you, Mother.105101:03:25,084 --> 01:03:26,915[Donkey] Mother?105201:03:26,986 --> 01:03:30,149Um... Mary! A talking horse!105301:03:30,223 --> 01:03:31,212The ogre!105401:03:33,125 --> 01:03:37,118Stop them! Thieves! Bandits!Stop them!105501:03:38,764 --> 01:03:41,756(Announcer) The abs are faband it's gluteus to the maximus105601:03:41,834 --> 01:03:45,201here at tonight's Far, Far AwayRoyal Ball blowout!105701:03:45,271 --> 01:03:48,365The coaches are lined upas the cream of the crop pours out of them105801:03:48,441 --> 01:03:50,204like Miss Muffet's curds and whey.105901:03:50,276 --> 01:03:52,244Everyone who's anyonehas turned out106001:03:52,311 --> 01:03:54,836to honor Princess Fionaand Prince Shrek.106101:03:54,914 --> 01:03:57,940And, oh my,the outfits look gorgeous!106201:03:58,017 --> 01:03:59,382Look! Hansel and Gretel!106301:04:00,319 --> 01:04:02,082What the heck are the crumbs for?106401:04:02,154 --> 01:04:05,214And right behind them,Tom Thumb and Thumbelina!106501:04:05,291 --> 01:04:07,953- Oh, aren't they adorable!- [screaming]106601:04:08,027 --> 01:04:11,155[woman] Here comes Sleeping Beauty!106701:04:11,230 --> 01:04:13,164Tired old thing.106801:04:13,933 --> 01:04:16,800Who's this? Who's this?Who is this?106901:04:16,869 --> 01:04:20,032Oh. lt's the one, it's the only...107001:04:20,106 --> 01:04:22,700lt's the Fairy Godmother!107101:04:22,7

75 --> 01:04:26,006Hello, Far, Far Away!107201:04:27,213 --> 01:04:29,340Can l get a whoop whoop?107301:04:30,683 --> 01:04:34,084May all your endings be happy and...107401:04:34,153 --> 01:04:37,247Well, you know the rest!107501:04:37,323 --> 01:04:40,315We'll be right back with the RoyalFar, Far Away Ball107601:04:40,393 --> 01:04:42,293after these messages.107701:04:42,361 --> 01:04:43,988l hate these ball shows.107801:04:44,130 --> 01:04:47,224They bore me to tears.Flip over to Wheel Of Torture!107901:04:47,300 --> 01:04:50,929l'm not flipping anywhere, sir,until l see Shrek and Fiona.108001:04:51,003 --> 01:04:53,665Whizzes on you guys.108101:04:53,739 --> 01:04:55,866Hey, mice, pass me a buffalo wing!108201:04:55,942 --> 01:04:58,172No, to your left. Your left!108301:05:01,247 --> 01:05:04,410- Tonight on ''Knights''...- Now here's a good show!108401:05:04,483 --> 01:05:07,919We got a white bronco heading eastinto the forest. Requesting backup.108501:05:07,987 --> 01:05:10,080It's time to teach these madcap mammals108601:05:10,156 --> 01:05:12,886their ''devil may mare'' attitudesjust won't fly.108701:05:14,293 --> 01:05:18,024Why you grabbing me?Police brutality!108801:05:19,231 --> 01:05:21,256l have to talk to Princess Fiona!108901:05:21,334 --> 01:05:23,393- We warned you!- Ow! Ow!109001:05:23,469 --> 01:05:25,937Did someone let the cat out of the bag?109101:05:26,005 --> 01:05:27,996You capitalist pig dogs!109201:05:28,074 --> 01:05:29,405[shrieks]109301:05:33,512 --> 01:05:35,173- Catnip!- That's not mine.109401:05:36,282 --> 01:05:38,341Find Princess Fiona!109501:05:38,417 --> 01:05:40,112l'm a donkey!109601:05:40,186 --> 01:05:42,848Tell her Shrek...l'm her husband, Shrek!109701:05:44,023 --> 01:05:45,490Quick! Rewind it!109801:05:46,492 --> 01:05:48,983l'm her husband, Shrek! Ow!109901:06:14,253 --> 01:06:15,242[knock on door]110001:06:16,889 --> 01:06:17,913Darling?110101:06:18,924 --> 01:06:20,892Ah. l thought l mightfind you here.110201:06:20,960 --> 01:06:24,555How about a nice hot cupof tea before the ball?110301:06:25,798 --> 01:06:27,129l'm not going.110401:06:27,199 --> 01:06:30,225The whole Kingdom's turned outto celebrate your marriage.110501:06:30,302 --> 01:06:34,261There's just one problem.That's not my husband.110601:06:35,441 --> 01:06:37,102l mean, look at him.110701:06:39,412 --> 01:06:40,902Yes, he is a bit different,110801:06:40,980 --> 01:06:44,040but people changefor the ones they love.110901:06:44,116 --> 01:06:47,347You'd be surprised how muchl changed for your mother.111001:06:47,420 --> 01:06:49,183Change?111101:06:49,255 --> 01:06:51,450He's completely lost h

is mind!111201:06:51,524 --> 01:06:55,085Why not come down to the balland give him another chance?111301:06:55,161 --> 01:06:58,062You might find you likethis new Shrek.111401:06:58,130 --> 01:07:01,395But it's the old onel fell in love with, Dad.111501:07:02,435 --> 01:07:04,528l'd give anything to have him back.111601:07:07,740 --> 01:07:10,800Darling. That's mine. Decaf.111701:07:10,943 --> 01:07:12,843Otherwise l'm up all night.111801:07:19,752 --> 01:07:21,379Thanks.111901:07:23,856 --> 01:07:23,956l got to get out of here!112001:07:23,956 --> 01:07:25,355l got to get out of here!112101:07:25,424 --> 01:07:28,086You can't lock us up like this!Let me go!112201:07:28,160 --> 01:07:29,650What about my Miranda rights?112301:07:29,729 --> 01:07:32,493You're supposed to sayl have the right to remain silent.112401:07:32,565 --> 01:07:34,795Nobody said l have the rightto remain silent!112501:07:34,867 --> 01:07:37,427You have the right to remain silent.112601:07:37,570 --> 01:07:40,095What you lack is the capacity.112701:07:40,172 --> 01:07:43,699l must hold on before l, too,go totally mad.112801:07:43,776 --> 01:07:46,074Shrek? Donkey?112901:07:47,079 --> 01:07:48,512Too late.113001:07:48,647 --> 01:07:51,878Gingy! Pinocchio!Get us out of here!113101:07:51,984 --> 01:07:53,178Oh...113201:07:53,252 --> 01:07:55,720[# Theme from Mission Impossible]113301:07:57,456 --> 01:07:59,287Fire in ze hole!113401:07:59,358 --> 01:08:01,519[explosion, rumbling]113501:08:18,144 --> 01:08:19,441Look out below!113601:08:21,914 --> 01:08:23,882Quick! Tell a lie!113701:08:23,949 --> 01:08:26,679- What should l say?- Anything, but quick!113801:08:26,819 --> 01:08:29,811Say something crazy like''l'm wearing ladies' underwear!''113901:08:29,889 --> 01:08:31,982l am wearing ladies' underwear.114001:08:35,828 --> 01:08:38,456- Are you?- l most certainly am not!114101:08:39,398 --> 01:08:41,730lt looks like youmost certainly am are!114201:08:41,801 --> 01:08:43,359- l am not!- What kind?114301:08:43,435 --> 01:08:46,029- lt's a thong!- Oww! They're briefs!114401:08:46,172 --> 01:08:47,503- Are not.- Are too!114501:08:47,573 --> 01:08:49,302- Are not!- Are too!114601:08:49,375 --> 01:08:51,104Here we go. Hang tight.114701:08:54,580 --> 01:08:57,572[Donkey] Wait, wait, wait!Ow! Ow! Hey, hey, hey!114801:08:58,250 --> 01:08:59,239Ow!114901:09:01,587 --> 01:09:03,919- Excuse me?- What? Puss!115001:09:03,989 --> 01:09:06,150Pardon me, would youmind letting me go?115101:09:06,225 --> 01:09:08,159- Sorry, boss.- Quit messing around!115201:09:08,227 --> 01:09:10,058We've got to stop that kiss!115301:09:10,129 --> 0

1:09:11,994l thought you was goingto let her go.115401:09:12,064 --> 01:09:14,362l was, but l can't let themdo this to Fiona.115501:09:14,433 --> 01:09:17,664Boom! That's what l like to hear.Look who's coming around!115601:09:17,736 --> 01:09:19,533lt's impossible!We'll never get in.115701:09:19,605 --> 01:09:22,597The castle's guarded.There's a moat and everything!115801:09:22,675 --> 01:09:28,545Folks, it looks like we're up chocolatecreek without a Popsicle stick.115901:09:32,818 --> 01:09:36,618- What?- Do you still know the Muffin Man?116001:09:36,689 --> 01:09:40,181Well, sure!He's down on Drury Lane. Why?116101:09:40,259 --> 01:09:42,727Because we're gonna need flour.116201:09:42,795 --> 01:09:45,855Lots and lots of flour.116301:09:48,167 --> 01:09:50,635Gingy!116401:09:50,703 --> 01:09:55,106Fire up the ovens, Muffin Man!We've got a big order to fill!116501:09:57,843 --> 01:09:59,037[evil chuckle]116601:09:59,111 --> 01:10:01,079[Gingy] lt's alive!116701:10:04,650 --> 01:10:06,083[rattling]116801:10:06,151 --> 01:10:07,641[gasping]116901:10:09,255 --> 01:10:13,089[whinnies] Run, run, run,as fast you can!117001:10:15,661 --> 01:10:17,424[screaming]117101:10:20,299 --> 01:10:22,426Go, baby, go!117201:10:23,936 --> 01:10:26,905There it is, Mongo!To the castle!117301:10:26,972 --> 01:10:31,375[Shrek] No, you great stupid pastry!Come on!117401:10:31,443 --> 01:10:32,774[all shout]117501:10:39,151 --> 01:10:41,847[Donkey] Mongo! Down here!Look at the pony!117601:10:43,455 --> 01:10:45,821That's right! Follow the pretty pony!117701:10:45,958 --> 01:10:48,426Pretty pony wants to playat the castle!117801:10:48,494 --> 01:10:50,155[Mongo] Pretty pony.117901:10:51,830 --> 01:10:53,764Ladies and gentlemen.118001:10:53,832 --> 01:10:58,599Presenting Princess Fionaand her new husband, Prince Shrek.118101:10:59,538 --> 01:11:00,971[applause, cheering]118201:11:01,040 --> 01:11:03,201Shrek, what are you doing?118301:11:03,275 --> 01:11:06,506l'm just playing the part, Fiona.118401:11:06,578 --> 01:11:08,478ls that glitter on your lips?118501:11:08,547 --> 01:11:11,482Mm. Cherry flavored.Want to taste?118601:11:11,550 --> 01:11:15,384- Ugh! What is with you?- But, Muffin Cake...118701:11:16,588 --> 01:11:18,249[piano plays]118801:11:18,324 --> 01:11:20,588C Minor, put it in C Minor.118901:11:21,660 --> 01:11:23,127Ladies and gentlemen.119001:11:24,163 --> 01:11:25,630[applause, cheering]119101:11:25,698 --> 01:11:28,633l'd like to dedicate this song to...119201:11:28,701 --> 01:11:32,159Princess Fiona and Prince Shrek.119301:11:33,172 --> 01:11:34,935Fiona, my Princess.119401:11:35,007 --> 01:11:37,5

67Will you honor me with a dance?119501:11:38,143 --> 01:11:42,671# Where have all the good men gone119601:11:42,748 --> 01:11:45,615# And where are all the gods?119701:11:45,684 --> 01:11:46,810[all chant] Dance!119801:11:46,885 --> 01:11:50,616# Where's the streetwise Hercules119901:11:50,756 --> 01:11:54,351# To fight the rising odds?120001:11:57,596 --> 01:11:58,995Since when do you dance?120101:11:59,064 --> 01:12:01,965Fiona, my dearest,if there's one thing l know,120201:12:02,034 --> 01:12:05,333it's that love is full of surprises.120301:12:05,404 --> 01:12:07,964# Late at night I toss and I turn120401:12:08,040 --> 01:12:12,568# And I dream of what I need120501:12:15,280 --> 01:12:16,804Hit it!120601:12:19,551 --> 01:12:21,212# I need a hero120701:12:21,286 --> 01:12:25,347All right, big fella!Let's crash this party!120801:12:26,759 --> 01:12:28,522Man the catapults!120901:12:29,128 --> 01:12:31,323Aim! Fire!121001:12:32,431 --> 01:12:35,594- Brace yourselves!- Ooh! Purty!121101:12:38,037 --> 01:12:40,369[groaning]121201:12:42,908 --> 01:12:45,172Not the gumdrop button!121301:12:47,946 --> 01:12:49,777[enraged howling]121401:12:51,583 --> 01:12:53,380lncoming!121501:12:54,520 --> 01:12:56,078Ha-ha! All right!121601:12:59,024 --> 01:13:04,758# Somewhere after midnightIn my wildest fantasy121701:13:04,830 --> 01:13:06,491Go, Mongo! Go!121801:13:10,135 --> 01:13:12,365Man the cauldrons!121901:13:17,176 --> 01:13:19,201After you, Mongo.122001:13:21,914 --> 01:13:26,180- That's it! Heave-ho!- Watch out!122101:13:28,987 --> 01:13:30,284Shrek!122201:13:34,159 --> 01:13:35,956More heat, less foam!122301:13:36,028 --> 01:13:38,826# Up where the mountainsMeet the heavens above122401:13:38,897 --> 01:13:41,866# Out where the lightningSplits the sea122501:13:41,934 --> 01:13:46,769# I could swear there is someoneSomewhere watching me122601:13:46,905 --> 01:13:49,533Heave! Ho!122701:13:55,347 --> 01:13:58,180[Gingy, slow-motion] No...!122801:13:58,250 --> 01:14:01,048[Mongo groans]122901:14:27,613 --> 01:14:29,171[whistles] Come on!123001:14:29,248 --> 01:14:30,340[cheering]123101:14:30,415 --> 01:14:31,541Look out!123201:14:31,650 --> 01:14:35,347- Be good.- [weeping bitterly]123301:14:36,688 --> 01:14:39,179[sobbing] He needs me!Let me go!123401:14:42,594 --> 01:14:44,221Donkey!123501:14:53,505 --> 01:14:54,938Puss!123601:14:57,976 --> 01:15:00,467Go! Go! Your lady needs you! Go!123701:15:03,248 --> 01:15:05,716Today, l repay my debt.123801:15:11,190 --> 01:15:13,317[all] Aww...123901:15:13,992 --> 01:15:16,256[growling] On guard!124001:15:19,565 --> 01:15:22,591# He

's gotta be strongAnd he's gotta be fast124101:15:22,734 --> 01:15:26,226# And he's gotta be freshFrom the fight124201:15:26,305 --> 01:15:29,206- # I need a hero #- Stop!124301:15:30,108 --> 01:15:31,700[Donkey whinnies]124401:15:33,645 --> 01:15:38,309- Hey, you! Back away from my wife.- Shrek?124501:15:39,184 --> 01:15:43,746You couldn't just go back to your swampand leave well enough alone.124601:15:43,822 --> 01:15:46,086- Now!- Pigs und blanket!124701:15:48,860 --> 01:15:50,384Pinocchio! Get the wand!124801:15:50,462 --> 01:15:52,225l see London! l see France!124901:15:52,297 --> 01:15:53,628Whah!125001:15:55,901 --> 01:15:57,368l'm a real boy!125101:16:03,475 --> 01:16:05,409Ah! Ah! Aaahhh!125201:16:07,179 --> 01:16:08,168Catch!125301:16:09,448 --> 01:16:10,574Donkey!125401:16:13,252 --> 01:16:14,241Oh!125501:16:14,820 --> 01:16:16,310l'm a real boy. Aah!125601:16:16,388 --> 01:16:17,878Oh!125701:16:19,691 --> 01:16:21,124- Ha!- Ah.125801:16:21,226 --> 01:16:22,955That's mine!125901:16:27,099 --> 01:16:28,657Pray for mercy, from Puss...126001:16:28,800 --> 01:16:30,392And Donkey!126101:16:30,469 --> 01:16:33,438She's taken the potion!Kiss her now!126201:16:36,775 --> 01:16:37,764No!126301:16:55,394 --> 01:16:57,453- Hi-ya!- [crowd gasp]126401:16:59,531 --> 01:17:01,931- Fiona.- Shrek.126501:17:02,000 --> 01:17:05,993Harold! You were supposedto give her the potion!126601:17:06,071 --> 01:17:09,939Well, l guess l gave herthe wrong tea.126701:17:10,075 --> 01:17:12,441- [Charming] Mommy!- Mommy?126801:17:13,045 --> 01:17:15,809[growls] l told you.126901:17:15,881 --> 01:17:20,079Ogres don't live happily ever after.127001:17:23,755 --> 01:17:25,814[screams]127101:17:29,728 --> 01:17:30,717Woo!127201:17:31,596 --> 01:17:32,585Ha!127301:17:39,705 --> 01:17:41,502[breathes deeply]127401:17:43,642 --> 01:17:45,633[gasping] Oh, Dad!127501:17:45,711 --> 01:17:47,975[sobbing]127601:17:49,581 --> 01:17:51,446- ls he...?- Yup.127701:17:51,516 --> 01:17:52,778[croaking]127801:17:52,851 --> 01:17:54,614He croaked.127901:17:56,822 --> 01:17:58,050Harold?128001:17:58,123 --> 01:17:59,112Dad?128101:18:00,058 --> 01:18:02,458l'd hoped you'd neversee me like this.128201:18:02,527 --> 01:18:04,791- And he gave you a hard time!- Donkey!128301:18:04,863 --> 01:18:07,093No, no, he's right.l'm sorry.128401:18:08,033 --> 01:18:09,125To both of you.128501:18:09,201 --> 01:18:12,170l only wanted whatwas best for Fiona.128601:18:13,138 --> 01:18:15,402But l can see now...128701:18:15,474 --> 01:18:17,135she already has it.128801:18:18,176 --> 01:18:20,303S

hrek, Fiona...128901:18:20,379 --> 01:18:25,282Will you acceptan old frog's apologies...129001:18:25,350 --> 01:18:28,148and my blessing?129101:18:28,220 --> 01:18:30,518Harold?l'm sorry, Lillian.129201:18:30,589 --> 01:18:34,150l just wish l could bethe man you deserve.129301:18:35,394 --> 01:18:38,557You're more that man todaythan you ever were...129401:18:38,630 --> 01:18:40,598warts and all.129501:18:40,665 --> 01:18:42,633[ribbits]129601:18:42,701 --> 01:18:42,834[clock chimes]129701:18:42,834 --> 01:18:44,495[clock chimes]129801:18:44,569 --> 01:18:46,901Boss! The Happily Ever After Potion!129901:18:46,972 --> 01:18:48,098Midnight!130001:18:48,874 --> 01:18:51,809Fiona. ls this what you want?130101:18:52,811 --> 01:18:54,870To be this way forever?130201:18:54,946 --> 01:18:58,643- What?- Because if you kiss me now...130301:18:58,717 --> 01:19:00,412we can stay like this.130401:19:01,386 --> 01:19:03,445You'd do that?130501:19:03,522 --> 01:19:05,490- For me?- Yes.130601:19:14,299 --> 01:19:17,132l want what any princess wants.130701:19:17,202 --> 01:19:19,898To live happily ever after...130801:19:24,009 --> 01:19:26,671with the ogre l married.130901:19:29,748 --> 01:19:32,740Whatever happens,l must not cry!131001:19:32,818 --> 01:19:34,911You cannot make me cry!131101:19:34,986 --> 01:19:36,453[sobbing]131201:19:36,521 --> 01:19:38,318[clock chimes]131301:19:57,042 --> 01:19:58,407Whoa!131401:19:59,978 --> 01:20:03,345No. No, no.Aaah! Ow.131501:20:06,585 --> 01:20:08,314Oh, no.131601:20:22,567 --> 01:20:24,262[sighs]131701:20:24,336 --> 01:20:29,205[laughs] Hey. You still look likea noble steed to me.131801:20:32,611 --> 01:20:36,047[giggles] Now, where were we?131901:20:36,114 --> 01:20:38,446Oh. l remember.132001:20:38,517 --> 01:20:41,008[giggling]132101:20:41,086 --> 01:20:43,054[applause]132201:20:45,524 --> 01:20:49,585Hey! lsn't we supposedto be having a fiesta?132301:20:49,661 --> 01:20:51,288Uno, dos, quatro, hit it!132401:20:55,200 --> 01:20:55,333[ # Eddie Murphy/Antonio Banderas:Livin' La Vida Loca ]132501:20:55,333 --> 01:20:58,461[ # Eddie Murphy/Antonio Banderas:Livin' La Vida Loca ]132601:20:58,537 --> 01:21:00,027Puss and Donkey, y'all...132701:21:00,105 --> 01:21:02,869# She's into superstitions132801:21:02,941 --> 01:21:05,569# Black cats and voodoo dolls132901:21:05,644 --> 01:21:08,306- Sing it, Puss!- # I feel a premonition133001:21:08,380 --> 01:21:10,848# That girl's gonna make me fall133101:21:12,417 --> 01:21:13,441Here we go!133201:21:13,518 --> 01:21:16,316# She's into new sensations133301:21:16,388 --> 01:21:18,822# New kicks in the

candlelight133401:21:18,890 --> 01:21:21,552# She's got a new addiction133501:21:21,626 --> 01:21:24,094# For every day and night133601:21:24,162 --> 01:21:26,392# She'll make you take your clothes off133701:21:26,464 --> 01:21:29,627# And go dancing in the rain133801:21:29,701 --> 01:21:31,760# She'll make you live her crazy life133901:21:31,836 --> 01:21:34,327# But she'll take away your pain134001:21:34,406 --> 01:21:37,898# Like a bullet to your brain134101:21:37,976 --> 01:21:40,444# Upside inside out134201:21:40,512 --> 01:21:42,810# Living la vida loca134301:21:44,583 --> 01:21:45,914Hey gorgeous!134401:21:45,984 --> 01:21:48,612# Living la vida loca134501:21:48,687 --> 01:21:51,019# Her lips are devil red134601:21:51,089 --> 01:21:53,455# And her skin's the color of mocha134701:21:53,525 --> 01:21:56,460# She will wear you out134801:21:56,528 --> 01:21:59,224- # Living la vida loca- [Donkey] She livin' it loca!134901:21:59,297 --> 01:22:00,787# Living la vida loca135001:22:00,865 --> 01:22:04,562- [Donkey] Say it one more time now!- # Living the vida loca135101:22:04,636 --> 01:22:08,231[Puss in Boots jamming]135201:22:09,908 --> 01:22:13,810[Puss in Boots]Hey, Donkey, that's Spanish!135301:22:13,878 --> 01:22:15,368# She'll push and pull you down135401:22:15,447 --> 01:22:18,041# Living la vida loca135501:22:18,116 --> 01:22:20,812# She will wear you out135601:22:20,885 --> 01:22:23,376# Living la vida loca135701:22:23,455 --> 01:22:26,686# Living la vida loca135801:22:26,758 --> 01:22:29,056# She'll push and pull you down135901:22:29,127 --> 01:22:31,561# Living the vida loca136001:22:31,630 --> 01:22:34,155# Her lips are devil red136101:22:34,232 --> 01:22:36,666# And her skin's the color of mocha136201:22:36,735 --> 01:22:40,330# She will wear you out136301:22:40,405 --> 01:22:42,032# Living la vida loca136401:22:42,107 --> 01:22:44,837# Living la vida loca136501:22:44,909 --> 01:22:47,434# Living la vida loca136601:22:47,512 --> 01:22:50,447# Living la vida loca #136701:24:07,092 --> 01:24:07,859# All by myself136801:24:07,859 --> 01:24:10,419# All by myself136901:24:10,495 --> 01:24:11,962# Don't wanna be137001:24:12,030 --> 01:24:16,626# All by myself anymore... #137101:24:16,701 --> 01:24:19,261Amigo, we are offto the Kit-Kat Club.137201:24:19,337 --> 01:24:20,668Come on, join us.137301:24:20,739 --> 01:24:24,835Thanks, compadre.l'm... l'm not in the mood.137401:24:24,909 --> 01:24:28,310We will cheer you up!Find you a nice burro!137501:24:28,379 --> 01:24:29,903[shrieking]137601:24:29,981 --> 01:24:31,039Hey, baby!137701:24:33,184 --> 01:24:36,620Hey, that's my girl!Yeah

! All right!137801:24:37,589 --> 01:24:38,851Baby, where you been?137901:24:38,923 --> 01:24:41,187- [cries]- l'm sorry, too.138001:24:41,259 --> 01:24:43,989l should've stayed.But Shrek had this thing he had to do.138101:24:44,062 --> 01:24:45,620What? Say it one more time.138201:24:45,697 --> 01:24:48,325What you talking about?Are you serious?138301:24:48,399 --> 01:24:50,799- [cooing]- [gasping]138401:24:50,869 --> 01:24:52,700- Papa!- [screaming]138501:24:54,172 --> 01:24:56,231- [cooing, squealing]- [chuckling]138601:24:59,344 --> 01:25:01,710Look at our little mutant babies!138701:25:04,349 --> 01:25:05,350[Donkey] l got to get a job.138801:25:05,350 --> 01:25:06,339[Donkey] l got to get a job.------------------Www.K555.Cn 光影时代 -专业英文剧本下载-影评基地 收集制作 转载请注明出处，谢谢！ ------------------