英语晚会
（制作人：Gorland Nord CH）
女：Good night, Ladies and gentlemen.
（尊敬的各位领导，亲爱的同学们，大家晚上好！）
男、女：Welcome to our English world. this term we started a new English journey, the journey who laughs and harvest.
（本学期我们开始了一段新的英语之旅，旅途中有欢笑也有收获。） 男：同时我们也认识到了学习英语的重要性，看来与国际接轨指日可待了。 女：恩，觉悟不低，不像下面这位同学，因为没学好英语闹了不少笑话呢！ 相声表演
A:Do,do,do,how do you do? See, see, see, nice to see you. ABCDEFG, I must 攻克you。Yeah. B:Hey, hey,hey.挺认真的呢！在干什么？你不是经常说“我是中国人，何必学外语，不学A、
B、C照样当总理？”怎么现在这么用功呢？
A：哎，不学也不行了。往事不可提呀，太伤我们中华民族的自尊了。 B：说来听听。
A：哎，有一次我在广州和daddy, mummy乘bus.
B：Guangzhou？ A beautiful city, but so many people.
A：You are right，人都快被挤成相片了。那bus go,stop,go, stop，我是东摇西晃前赴后继,啊， 一不小心——
B：撞死了？
A：呸，呸，呸，撞死了谁做你的搭档啊！踩到后面人的脚了。我回头一看，原来是一个身 材魁梧，黄头发，蓝眼睛，白皮肤——
B：你说foreigner得了呗！
A：我一看是老外，咱可不能丢我们中华少年儿童的良好传统，于是我露出一个真诚的、迷人的smile，说：I’m sorry!
B: （扮成外国人）Oh,I’m sorry too!
A:我这心一想：啊，人家老外sorry two,Oh,I’m sorry three.
B:What are you sorry for?
A:哎呀！这老外是寸步不让啊，他都Sorry four了，不行，我好歹也是学了两年的英语了，我连忙说Oh,Oh,Oh,I’m sorry five!
B:Sorry five?HA!HA!HA!
A:这老外还敢取笑我，气刹吾也！I’ll give you some colour to see see! B：（模仿老外口音）什么？你要给我一点颜色看看！
A：我一听，太伤自尊心了，于是一横心就打算把这英语搞好。听说你们现在开始学巨人英语了？巨人啊？了不起啊！
B:那是，站在巨人的肩膀上，看得远啊！不过您老别说，这巨人英语吗？就是非同凡响，我们的收获还真不少呢！
A: 看你这牛吹的，有本事show show.
B: 骗you 我是dog。闪一边去，你就等着看好戏吧！
A：你还不赶紧跟着我一块闪，请老师登场。
（老师带动猜谚语的意思）
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（主持人总结，表扬等）
男：Ladies and gentlemen, 女士们，先生们，欢迎进入我们的单词大本营。Boys and girls, please open your book.
单词汇报
女: 记单词，有诀窍，眼睛并用动手脑。欢迎我们的参赛者闪亮登场。
（表演）
男: 我们不光记住了单词，我们还把单词带到诗歌里去了呢！Now let’s go.
（表演）（表演到一半）
女：看我们玩的这么high，我们的组名的某某都坐不住了，赶紧让他们为我们秀一把吧！ 组名秀 第一组：
男：这四名同学说的太棒了，以后我们也要像他们一样，practice
more and more, learn English better and better. 瞧！我们的主持人郭舒怡同学都坐不住了，她也想为大家秀一把。让我们以热烈的掌声欢迎某某同学为我们表演英语个人诗朗诵。 （表演）···· .
个人诗朗诵
(根据实际情况，自己串词)
（表演）····
男：哇塞，这英语，一个字，牛，两个字真牛，三个字特别牛，总之很牛。
食物大比拼
女：那是，日常生活中，我们会吃到各种食物，那么，现在就比一下谁记得多
（表演）·····
女：他们的总结真是太棒了。
惩罚环节
男：现在，聚会已接近尾声了，现在来计算一下各组得分。得分最低的三组可是要受到惩罚的哦！
同学们，（大声说道），臭鸡蛋，西红柿和拖鞋都准备好没？
让我们嗨起来！！！！！
（导演为你们默哀····）
（惩罚开始）······
男：看了这么多表演，相信大家都累了，赶紧来歇歇脚，进入我们的歌曲欢唱
歌曲欢唱
（表演）····
(根据实际情况，自己串词)
Rain, rain, go away
Happy New Year
女：Ladies and gentlemen.
男：女士们，先生们。
女：Now our English show is over.
男：Thank you for your coming. See you next time. 女：See you!
第二篇：英语协会十年庆典晚会主持稿
A: Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.
Welcome to the 10th anniversary celebration party of English Garden.
English Garden is one of the largest university associations and the only formly registered English association in H.U.C.
B: Above all, let' s give a warm welcome to the presidents of the Students' Union, Media Centre and Association Union to our celebration party. We thank you for your attendency and we also want to extend our welcome to the other presidents who represent more than 20 associations and also welcome the EEC president of economic school. Thank you all for your presence.
A: We recognize all the people here for taking time out of their hectic schedule, at the busiest time of the year to come to our celebration. We really appreciate your presence here tonight with us. In particular, MengDiSha for providing the make up for all the performers.
B: This year marks the 10th anniversary of English Garden.
Ten years' struggle, ten years' experience ,ten years' growth, ten years' wind and rain, ten years' exploration and development. Our garden has grown up from a blade of grass to an influential flower bed, opening her arms to students of the whole university . Garden now has become the exemplary pioneer English extracurricular study organization.
A: Today, on this special occasion of English Garden's 10th years birthday. We get together to have a splendid and brilliant anniversary party.
B: Now may I hereby declare "the 10th anniversary celebration party of English Garden in H.U.C."
A: It is true that we are a generation full of happiness.
B: It is true that we are a generation full of vigor.
A: Because we are enthusiastic ,because we have dreams.
B: Because we are young and healthy, because we have inspiration.
Because we can play out the most beautiful melodies. Now let's start with a bank show--
A: Where there is music, where is joy!
B: Where there is music, there will be dance. Our next item is Modern Dance --keen on disco.
A: Thanks for the girls passionate dance!
B: So to speak, our garden also provides a platform to express our sincere friendship. Now
let's have all ears to the May Day's --Oh, my God
A: Since garden has brought up a generation and another English talent.And today we have a gratitude song for our Garden --You raise me up.
A: Hi, Kilgore! Do you like dance?
B: Certainly, I do!
A: Then what sort of dance do you like best?
B: Hip-hop.
A: Really?! You are a lucky dog indeed today! You know ,we are honored to invite some cool boys from Hip-hop Association to give us a fabulous visual feast.
B: Wow, I am so fortunate to enjoy that.
A: All right. Let's wait to see.
B: In the past ten years, garden has been flourshing and so have all the gardeners! In garden, we share the same experience , we endeavor to dream together.
A: Now, let's appreciate gardeners'--My awake dream.
B: From campus to association, love never fades. It is always a perpetual topic. Let's enjoy the duet--
A: I believe the most impressive program on CCTV's new year festival evening party is LiuQian's magic. And today we also invite a magician.
B: The wonderful magic gives us a strong impulse. Let's use dance to express that impulse.
A: Thanks for the 5 girls' Korean dance. Next item is a series of songs from gardeners with typical cultural features. Let's give them a round of applause.
A: The sparkling stars in the sky are like dancing notes which compose a happy movement and predict a wonderful and inspiring new 10 years for garden.
B: Turning over the last page of garden's calendar, 10 years are now in the history books. Looking back to the past days, we are full of all sortsof feelings that well up in our heart. All our efforts have come up with great achievements and a lot of happy smiles. We ,all the gardeners are all grateful for a family . We are a family and we are the world!
A；Summer has come! Let's open the door of our garden where there is so many beautiful flowers
and trees over the past 10 years. So today let's fly towards the future with the melody of the songs.
B: Time marches on, and we are going to greet the coming new era, we are here for the last time to say happy birthday to English Garden with our best regards. And it is this moment which is warm and brimming with enthusiasm.
A：Though we all feel reluctant to part at this moment of joyful gathering, we are draw English Garden's 10th anniversary celebration party to a close.
B: At last, we do hope you have enjoyed yourselves. And thanks again for your attendance!
A、B: Goodbye！