《Ximen Chuixue and Ye Gucheng》《西门吹雪与叶孤城》

演员表：

西门吹雪XMCX

叶孤城YGC

花满楼HML

king

旁白

道具：牛奶两袋，匕首一把，戒子一枚，纸屑若干。

Scene one: The Final Battle on the Forbidden City 第一幕：决战紫禁城之颠

Aside：A quiet village is covered with white snow .

Birds are dancing in the cold .

A man is walking along the street ,step by step .

Wind is coming in silence.

Another mysterious man approaches .

Y与X相遇．

X：Oh ,I am sorry to knock you !

Y:Ha ha, Never mind baby.

X:Excuse me， who are you on earth? Could you tell me your

name?

Y:Ha ha ,I won’t change my name! no matter what happens. I’m

the most famous-------Ye Gucheng. Who are you?

X: I am Ximen Chuixue.

Y(惊讶):Ar, Ximen Chuixue?

X:Yes,what is wrong?

Y:I heard that you are the best Martial Arts?

X:Great, you know me !

Y（抱腿）：Please, please…… Don’t kill me! Let me you go!

X:No, I must kill you !

Y:I don’t want to be killed.There are an eighty-year-old mother and a three-year-old son to be looked after by me!

X:No way! Because we are fighting now!Do you know?

Y（突然站起冷冷的说）：Don't force me!

X:Pardon!

Y(拿出一袋牛奶)

X(抢过牛奶):Milk, very good! I like drinking it. How do you know that? Y:Please drink it!

X（喝完牛奶）:Thanks, ha,ha.

Y:Do you still want to kill me?

X:Sure, must! Milk is milk.

Y(恼怒+冷酷):Very good!Very good!I hope you will not forget what you say?

X:I’m sure I won’t!

Y:I must give you a lesson!If I don't beat you this time, you’ll never

behave properly!3-2-1-0!

X(捂着肚子，蹲下)：Oach,Oach !

Y(大笑)：HaHa……

X(可怜状): Help! Help! Where is the washroom?

Y:What ?

X:Toliet?

Y:What ?

X:The “WC”?

Y:Oh,I see ,go along this street and turn right when you see acorssing road!

X:Thanks,byebye.

Y(掏出纸屑吹):This is genuirne snow!

H:Stop!Protecting the environment is a basic obligation! Y:Who are you?

H:Hua Manlou! Have you seen Ximen Chuixue?

Y:Yes, he was beaten by me and is in“WC” now,ha…… H(惊讶):Now you are the best in the world!

Y:You are right!

H:Teriffic!you are the one my king looking for! Do you want to join in us?

Y:Yes,It’s very good.

H:Ok, follow me, Let’s go to see my king!

Y:Ok,Let’s go!

Scene Two:Palace Duel

第二幕：宫殿决斗

H:My dearest ! Let me introduce Ye Gucheng to you! （指Y） this is Ye Gucheng.

K:Sit down plese, Ye Gucheng.

H走到Y前， H神甫状:Ye Gucheng! Do you want to follow my king no matter what happens such as cold headache,SARS and AIDS? Y: Yes,I do.

K: Hua Manlou, come . Put the ring on his finger!（音乐停） X(唱着上):Only you……(看到戒子) this ring should be mine! K:But who are you? Why should it belong you?

Y（急切）: King! Dear king!I must go now,my brother is looking for me!Huoxi(维语再见)

K:Huoxi? What does that mean? It is not English, isn’t it ? Y:How clever……

X(冷酷):Ye Gucheng! Come here!I want to tell you something. Y(抱X的腿):Old brother ! Forgive me!

X:Forgive you? Why?

Y: Once there was a chance before me,I lost it.This is the biggest mission in the world.If the god give me another chance, I’ll tell you

“I am sorry”,If there must be a limited period,I hope it is thousand year!

X:You shall cheat me!All you did are wrong!How can you tell the lady’s“WC”!

Y:I like going Lady’s WC .I……I……I think that you like what I like.(Ｙ又拿出一袋牛奶)

X: M-i-l-k?Haha, ayixidailu!(我恨你的意思)

K: Ayixidailu?What’s the meaning? Why I also can’t understand

you?

X:You are stupid! It means“Very good”.

K:Don’t say that I’m stupid. I’ll kill you for you saying dirty word to me!

X:What? (侧耳装着听不到) You---kill----me?Come, come…(Ｘ上去抓住K)

K:Fuck you. I must kill you!

X:How can you kill me? haha……

Y:Let me have a try! 3-2-1-0(X捂着肚子，蹲下)

K: Thank you very much, you save me. Now, I’ll give you the ticket for American to let you have a vacation.

Y:That’s good. But there is one more thing. Can you give me a MM ?I want to go American with her.

K:Of couse.You are the one who has the similar taste with me!

Hahaha……

Y:Hahaha-----

H:Where’s somewhere?

K:What?

Y:Do you want to go lady’s“WC”?

X:Yes,I……I…… do.

H(顶着摇头)：X,no, no， you can’t go to Lady’s “WC”. That is not the place where you can go into ! Because you are a man ! You are the best man of Chinese kongfu!

X: What if I’m the best in the word? Why I try my best to live but I’m still so miserable ? When can I get my freedom? Must be the dead day ? !

K: You are right. One will not be clever until the day he die. In that case ,why will you die in such a bad sorrow way !Go into the Lady’s WC , then die , comfortablly ! Go ahead !

H: You , stupid , bad behavior ! Go away !

K; Why ? Why do you help him ! Who acturally are you ?

H: My real name is Lu Xiaofeng------the best friend of X .I’m a spy. K(惊讶): You---you---You are Lu Xiaofeng ? X’friend?

Y: I have already recognized you . Atricker ! Do you know, you are the first person who cheated me ! because of you ,I deeide never believe anyone else ,including myself .you have destroyed my

looking for you for many years ,just for today ! (轻声说)Ｘ will die ,go and see him ,please .

H(扑倒在Ｘ的身边)：Ｘ,don’t die ,you should be alive ,there are much hope in the feature and tomorrow is a good beginning ! K:What a moving story !I was impressed !

Y:Life is a progress ,but it is depressed that it can not resuce me ! H: Life is a progress ,and it is delight that it needn’t resume ! (H忽然将一把匕首插进Y的心脏，Ｋ吓跑.音乐起)

Y(痛苦):Don’t leave me here , you know I have nothing except my weapon ,please not abandon me !Realize that I’m wrong .Help me,I intend to be back ,help me ,I key you ,beg you------help me . I’ll never do that again !(Y死，音乐停)

（X咳，H扑到身边）

H: X , Oh , no ,you can’t die ,we will go hometown together . X:Go hometown! ?

H:Tomorrow is another day !Even you have the last second to live,you should be alive ,not only for me , but for our friendship!

X:Do you want me live a life in such a sorrow way ? Ok , ok , I promise I will be alive for you .But you know, I have no time left ,but you have ,promise that you will be happy everyday !You must do me this honor... promise me you will survive... that you will never give up... no matter what happens... no matter how hopeless... promise

me now ,and never let go of that promise.

H: I promise .

X:Never let go .

H:I promise . I will never let go .

X:Since you promise me，now,none of us need to be dead,both of us will be alive.

H（惊讶）：Why do you say that？

X:My kongfu teacher have taught me how to recover when hurt,so I am fine now.

H:Will you still try to find your enemry and kill the them?

X:Never.

H:That’s very good.Let’s go and drink enough milk today! End

第二篇：五人英语话剧——叶孤城与西门吹雪

The mission

第一幕：决战紫荆城之颠

旁白：A quiet village is covered with white snow .Birds are dancing in the cold .A man is walking along the street ,step by step .His name is ximenchuixue, a mysterious killer who is the most famous in the world. Every year he will kill 3 persons, now it is the time. Yegucheng is the owner of a castle, and he is widely known for his Chinese Kongfu. The wind is roaring and the two men meet at the corner.

Y与X相遇．

X: Oh ,I am sorry !

Y: Haha, Never mind !

X:Excuse me, who are you on earth? Could you tell me your name?

Y:Haha, I never change my name no matter what happens. I’m the owner of the castle——Ye Gu Cheng. By the way ,who are you?

X:I am xi men chuixue.

Y惊讶:Ar, ximenchui xue?

X:Yes,what is wrong?

Y:I heard that you are the most famous killer in the world?

X:Great, you know me ! And the reason why I come here is to kill you !

Y抱腿：Please, please…… Don’t kill me! Let me go!

X:No, I must kill you !

Y:You should not do that.There are an eighty-year-old mother and a three-year old son to be looked after by me!

X:No way! If I kill you today, I could go back home and play the computer games all day long.(仰头憧憬状) What a wonderful life ! So, come on, let’s fight !

Y突然站起冷冷的说：Don't force me!

(Y拿出一袋牛奶)

X抢过牛奶:milk, very good! I like drinking it. How do you know that?

Y:Please enjoy it!

X喝完牛奶:Thanks, ha,ha~~~

Y:Do you still want to kill me?

X:Of course! I’ve made up my mind!

Y(恼怒+冷酷):Very good! Very good! I hope you will not forget what you said!? X:I’m sure I won’t!

Y:I must give you a lesson or you will be conceited and self-satisfied! 3-2-1-0! X捂着肚子，蹲下：Oach,Oach !

Y大笑：HaHa……

X可怜状: help! help! Where is the washroom?

Y:What ?

X:Toliet?

Y:What ?

X:The “WC”?

Y:Oh,I see ,(指着教室的一角)just over there!

X:Thanks,bye bye.

Y掏出纸屑吹:You are a loser !

H:Stop!Don’t you kow protecting the environment is a basic obligation!

Y:Who are you?

H:Hua—man—lou! Have you seen ximenchuixue?

Y:Yes, he was beaten by me and is in“WC” now,ha……

H惊讶:Now you are the NO.1 in the world!

Y:You are right!

H:Terrific! You are the one my king looking for! Do you want to join in us? Y:Yes,I’d like to.

H:Ok, follow me, Let’s go to see my king!

Y:Ok,Let’s go!

第二幕：无间道

Huamanlou and Yegucheng are on the way to the Palace. The king is waiting for them. H:My Lord! Let me introduce Yegucheng to you! （指Y） this is Yegucheng. K:Sit down please, yegucheng.

H走到Y前，《婚礼进行曲》起，

H神甫状:Yegucheng! Do you want to follow my king no matter what happens such as cold headache and aids?

Y: Yes,I do.

K: Huamanlou. Put the ring on his finger!（音乐停）

X唱着上:Only you……(看到戒指)Stop! This ring should be mine!

K:But who are you? Why should it belongto you?

X:Because I’m X !

Y急切: My Lord!I must go now,my mother is looking for me! 再见！

K:再见? What does that mean? It is not English, isn’t it ?

Y:How clever, it’s Chinese !

X冷酷:yegucheng! Come here!I must kill you !

Y抱X的腿:My dear friend! Forgive me!

X:Forgive you ? Why?

Y: Because I helped you . I told you the WC !

X:No,You cheated me! How can you tell me the lady’s“WC”!

Y:I like going to lady’s WC .I……I……I thought you will like what I like.(Ｙ又拿出一袋牛奶)

X: m-i-l-k?haha,我喜欢!

K: 我喜欢?What’s the meaning? Why don’t you say English?

X:You are stupid! It means“I like it”.

K:Stupid? I’ll kill you for saying bad language to me!

X:What? (侧耳装着听不到) You—kill—me? Come on…(Ｘ上去抓住K) K:Go away ! I must kill you!

X:How can you kill me? haha……

Y:Let me have a try! 3-2-1-0(X捂着肚子，蹲下)

K: (走过去踢X一脚，然后大笑，对Y说)Thank you very much, you saved my life.

Y: (恭敬的说) It’s my duty to protect you .

X:Let me go !

Y:Do you want to go into lady’s“WC”?

X:Yes,I……I…… do.

H顶着摇头： no, no， you can’t go to Lady’s “WC”. That is not the place where you should go! Because you are X , the most famous killer in the world !

X: I’m the best, so what? Why I try my best to live but I’m still so miserable ? When can I get my freedom? Must be the day when I’m going to die? !

K: You are right. One will not be clever until the day he die. In that case ,why will you die in such a bad sorrow way !Get up and go into the Lady’s WC , then die , comfortablly ! Go ahead !

H: you , stupid ! Get out!

K; What ? Why do you help him ! Who actually are you ?

H:Haha, you’re all treated by me. I’m the bother of X.

(走向X，给他一包牛奶) Here is the milk. Drink it and you’ll recover soon. X:接过牛奶，一饮而尽.

H(扶起X)How do you feel?

X:en,I feel the power is coming back,haha!

(走向国王)I remembered that you wanted to kill me, a-ha ?

K:(惊恐状,看向Y) Please help me !

Y: (向前一步，对着X)X, I’m your opponent. Come on !

H:X,leave the king to me,and go ahead to kill the Y.

X:OK,good brother !

(双方进行激烈的交火，最后X和H赢了。两人走向一起。)

H:Congradulations! You are always the best in Chinese Kongfu!

X:Haha, Thank you! Let’s go to have some drink !

H:OK,let’s go ~~~

(背景音乐起——沧海一声笑！)

旁白：Ximen finally completed his mission and became the NO.1 in the world.