盘点全球各大行业让人囧到不行的爆笑英文标语
An advertisement in a restaurant 一家饭店门口的广告：
Please come in to eat or both of us will starve。
进来吃饭吧，否则我们都要挨饿。
Traffic slogans 交通宣传标语：
If you want to stay married, divorce speed。
想和爱人牵手，就和超速分手。
Don't let your kids drive if they are not old enough--or else they never will be.。.
如果你的孩子不够大就别让他开车，否则他就可能再也长不大了....。.
A US Marine Corps slogan for Anti-Terrorism 一条美国警方的反恐标语：
It's God's responsibility to forgive the terrorists. It's our responsibility to arrange the meeting。 宽恕恐怖主义分子是上帝的责任，安排他们和上帝见面则是我们的责任。
A French training school in Germany 德国一家法语培训学校的招生广告
If you don't like the course, you can tell us to give your money back. But remember to tell us in French。
如果你听了一节课之后不喜欢这门课程，你可以要求退回学费，但必须用法语说。
A warning on the fence of a forbidden area 一处禁地围墙上的警示：
No trespassing! Violators will be shot; survivors will be shot again。
严禁擅闯！违者将被射杀；幸存者将被再次射杀。
Notice at the wildlife park 野生动物园里的游客须知：
Those who throw objects at crocodiles will be asked to retrive them。
向鳄鱼丢东西的人将被要求把东西取回。
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第二篇：英语标语
生活中随处可见的一些英语标语是大家有必要知道的
1、Business Hours 营业时间 2、Office Hours 办公时间 3、Entrance 入口 4、Exit 出口 5、Push 推 6、Pull 拉 7、Shut 此路不通 8、On 打开 ( 放) 9、Off 关 10、Open 营业 11、Pause 暂停 12、Stop 关闭 13、Closed 下班 14、Menu 菜单 15、Fragile 易碎 16、This Side Up 此面向上 17、Introductions 说明 18、One Street 单行道 19、Keep Right/Left 靠左/右 20、Buses Only 只准公共汽车通过 21、Wet Paint 油漆未干 22、Danger 危险 23、Lost and Found 失物招领处 24、Give Way 快车先行 25、Safety First 安全第一 26、Filling Station 加油站 27、No Smoking 禁止吸烟 28、No Photos 请勿拍照 29、No Visitors 游人止步 30、No Entry 禁止入内 31、No Admittance 闲人免进 32、No Honking 禁止鸣喇叭 33、Parting 停车处 34、Toll Free 免费通行 35、F.F. 快进 36、Rew. 倒带 37、EMS (邮政)特快专递 38、Insert Here 此处插入 39、Open Here 此处开启 40、Split Here 此处撕开 41、Mechanical Help 车辆修理
42、“AA”Film 十四岁以下禁看电影 43、Do Not Pass 禁止超车 44、No U Turn 禁止掉头 45、U Turn Ok 可以U形转弯 46、No Cycling in the School校内禁止骑车 47、SOS 紧急求救信号 48、Hands Wanted 招聘 49、Staff Only 本处职工专用 50、No Litter 勿乱扔杂物 51、Hands Off 请勿用手摸 52、Keep Silence 保持安静 53、On Sale 削价出售 54、No Bills 不准张贴 55、Not for Sale 恕不出售 56、Pub 酒店 57、Cafe 咖啡馆、小餐馆 58、Bar 酒巴 59、Laundry 洗衣店 60、Travel Agency 旅行社 61、In Shade 置于阴凉处 62、Keep in Dark Place 避光保存 63、Poison 有毒/毒品 64、Guard against Damp 防潮 65、Beware of Pickpocket 谨防扒手 66、Complaint Box 意见箱 67、For Use Only in Case of Fire 灭火专用 68、Bakery 面包店 69、Keep Dry 保持干燥 70、Information 问讯处 71、No Passing 禁止通行 72、No Angling 不准垂钓 73、Shooting Prohibited 禁止打猎 74、Seat by Number 对号入座 75、Protect Public Propety 爱护公共财物 76、Ticket Office(or ：Booking Office)售票处 77、Visitors Please Register 来宾登记 78、Wipe Your Shoes And Boots请擦去鞋上的泥土 79、Men“s/Gentlemen/Gents Room 男厕所 80、Women“s/Ladies/Ladies“ Room女厕所 81、Occupied （厕所）有人 82、Vacant （厕所）无人 83、Commit No Nuisance 禁止小便 84、Net(Weight) 净重 85、MAN：25032002 生产日期：20xx年3月25日
86、EXP：25032002 失效期：20xx年3月25日 87、Admission Free免费入场 88、Bike Park(ing) 自行车存车处 89、Children and Women First 妇女、儿童优先 90、Save Food 节约粮食 91、Save Energy 节约能源 92、Handle with Care 小心轻放 93、Dogs Not Allowed 禁止携犬入内 94、Keep Away From Fire 切勿近火 95、Reduced Speed Now 减速行驶 96、Road Up. Detour 马路施工，请绕行 97、Keep Top Side Up 请勿倒立 98、Take Care Not to Leave Things Behind 当心不要丢失东西 99、Please Return the Back After Use 用毕放回架上 100、Luggage Depository 行李存放处
Others
Bicycle hire 出租自行车
Call now to book and to claim your free colour brochure. 现在打电话预定，索取免费彩色介绍资料。 Call ? to book 打电话??预定
Contact us at email: 同我们联系请发电子邮件:
Cycle hire 自行车出租
Details see over 详情见背页
Direct dial telephones 直拨电话
For free information contact： 索取免费信息，请联系：
For full details of ?, please see the web site: 了解??详情，请访问网站：
For further details, please contact us on ? 详情请打电话??和我们联系。
For further information on ? please call ?? 了解 ? 详情, 请打电话??
For more information on the full range of products, call ? or visit the web: 更多了解各种产品的情况，拨打电话?? 或访问网站:
For more information, call ?, Our staff will be pleased to answer your questions 了解详情请打电话??, 我们的职员会给你满意的回答。
For the latest information on availability, check out our website: ? 获取最新信息，查询我们
的网站:??。
Free Internet Access 免费上网
Free prize draw 免费抽奖
Further information about ??can be found on our website at? 关于??详细情况可在我们的网站??查到。
Goods are dispatched every day 每天发货
Information is correct at time of print 印刷时信息准确
Please ring/call/phone/telephone for assistance 打电话咨询
Please ring our 24-hour information line 请拨打我们24 小时咨询服务热线。
Please write clearly in blue or black ink. 请用蓝黑墨水填写清楚。
Programmes can be heard live and recorded on our website.在我们的网站上可听到现场和录音节目。 See reverse for full rules and condition 详细规则条款看背页。
Tour and Sightseeing
15% off with this flyer 持本广告85折优惠
A place to relax and unwind 一个让你放松身心的地方。
Access all day.全天开放
Admission is free 不收门票
Advanced booking is essential to avoid disappointment 提前预定，避免错过。
All passengers are strongly advised to obtain travel insurance. 建议所有乘客购买旅游保险。 All tours require advance booking. 旅游需要提前定票。
All-inclusive ticket 票价包括所有费用。
Cafeteria available 提供自助餐
Child reductions 儿童优惠
Children are free if supervised.有监护人的儿童免费。
Children under 12 half price throughout season 全季12岁以下的儿童半价
Clean and comfortable 清洁舒适
Come with us to the world's most beautiful cities 和我们一起游览世界上最美丽的城市。 Concessions (票价)优惠
Day trip to ? ??一日游
Discounts available for pre-booked groups 团体提前预定优惠
Fine views of London 伦敦美景
For more detailed information please call 欲知详情，请打电话。
Free children admission with full paying adult 卖成人票，儿童免费。
Free children ticket with this leaflet 持本广告儿童免费。
Free entry for all. 向所有人开放
Free entry to over 60 attractions 免费到60 多个景点旅游。
Free for accompanied children under 16 years of age. 所带16以下岁儿童免费。
If you would like to join our club, please contact? 如想参加我们的俱乐部，请联系?? Pick up points and times 接站地点和接站时间
Reservations 预定
Reserved seating 预定座位
Safe and reliable 安全可靠
Self-catering 可自己做饭
Shopping offers 提供购物机会
Sights of London. 伦敦风光
Sightseeing at its best! 观光游览最佳季节。
Tour operators 旅游组织者
Tours take up to two hours 游程两个小时。
Tours are held throughout the day 旅游活动全天进行。
Tours have live English commentary 旅游配有现场英语解说。
Under 24 hours a 50% charge may be levied. 24小时内收半价
We want you to have a good holiday 我们让你渡过一个愉快的假日。
Hotels and Hostels
Be careful when using the bath.使用此浴室时小心。
Booking made through most travel agents. 可通过各地旅游代理商定票。
Centrally located overlooking a park with free parking. 市区中心，紧靠公园，免费停车。 Cleanliness and comfort assured.保证干净舒适。
Conference facilities. 会议设施
Easy access to? Close to city center. 紧靠市中心，去??交通便利。
Equipped and furnished to a high standard. 家具配备高档，设施配备精良。
Extremely well equipped. 设施配备精良。
Friendly family guest house near city center and railway station. 家庭式客房，紧靠市中心和火车站。
Full central heating with house provided hot water 24 hours 中央暖气系统，房间24小时提供热水。 Fully centrally heated.中央暖气全部开放。
Indoor swimming pool 室内游泳池
Laundry service. 提供洗熨服务
Night porter on duty. 夜间有行李搬运服务生。
Price according to season and size of flat. 价格按季节和公寓大小而定。
Reduced rates for elderly. 老人优惠
Shave pins in all bedrooms 所有卧室备有刮脸刀/脱发器插头
Stay a minimum of 3 nights and receive 1 extra night free. 最少住三晚，另外免费一晚。 Tea/coffee making facility in all bedrooms. 所有卧室有沏茶和煮咖啡的条件。
This offer is available for all stays to 31 October 2003. 对截至20xx年10月31日的住宿实行优惠。
Warm, friendly service in a comfortable home. 热情友好的服务，舒适温馨的家。
Exhibition and Museum
? are now free to everyone. ?? 现免费向公众开放。
? will again be open to the public. ?? 再次向公众开放。
Admission charge ￡4 门票 ￡4镑
Do not touch the exhibits/objects勿触摸展品/物品
Exhibition opening times: 开馆时间：
Extended opening hours during August 八月延长开放时间。
Flash photograph is not permitted 不准用闪光灯拍照。
Forthcoming exhibitions 即将展出
Open 10:30am - 6:00pm every day throughout the year 全年每天10：3:00am - 6:00pm 开放。 Open 7 days a week 每周7天开放
Photography and video are not permitted inside the building 楼内不许拍照录像。
Ticket office 售票处
Unemployed, disabled, students and children free 失业者，残疾人，学生和儿童免费。
With access all day 全天开放