经典语录0524:无能也是一种本事，懦弱也算是一种性格，愚蠢更是一种天赋。
StarKnight:日本一家企业发明了能够在人打盹时发出警报声的器械，以防止长途车司机打盹儿。对此日本网民评论：「不错。应该强制国会议员佩戴。」「那样国会召开期间警报会响个不停的。」「议员打盹的罪魁祸首是椅子。全体站着开会就解决问题了。」
Scswga：帮女同事修电脑。。。发现一部电影，当时没头脑跟她开玩笑说，你看a片。。。她火了，一定要证明自己的清白，打开电影，她跟她老公在爱爱。
?Scswga：上学时有什么亲情教育，让我们给父母亲洗脚。第二天一同学特沮丧，问原因，答曰“我爸妈认准我闯祸了，各种盘问威逼，就差上刑了！我怎么说他们也不信”
dawaiwai：战斗力真不光是被对手逼出来的，因为总有些为你好的傻逼在关键时刻挺身而出给你帮倒忙。
?dawaiwai：昨夜里跟朋友聊到：原来都是喜欢上网逃避现实，但是我们这种每天就算十分不愿意也必须得挂在网上的人基本上都十分渴望到现实生活中去逃避逃避网络。
常胜将军一旦失败，大多会很惨。[易宗禅]
只有包邮的肉体，没有包邮的感情，而肉体和感情都可以给好评。[蓝小牙]
每次跌倒都要自己爬起来，这让我都忘记了该如何扶起别人。[NiZn]
旷世的爱情都是从耍流氓开始的。[绿袖子.]
对你而言刻骨铭心的一场爱情不过是他人眼里狗血的电视剧情。[尤尼]
等有一天借来的风格都还清了，你就开始有了风格。[拿铁匠]
任何事都要彻底，就是要敞开心扉来迎接万箭穿心。[莳颜]
看不透，便是最好的距离。[十三三]
人应该有点忘我的精神，通俗说就是要有点没羞没臊才好。[为爱皮]
还好我认识的世界，不是只有屏幕那么大。[青楼北影]
第二篇：经典语录
经典语录1
If you love two persons, select the second; Because you will not love someone else if you truly love the first.
------ 假如你爱上了两个人，选择第二个。因为如果你真爱第一个，就不会去爱其他人。
If you love a girl, it's better to fight for her happiness than to abandon her for the sake of her happiness.
------ 爱一个女孩子，与其为了她的幸福而放弃她，不如留住她，为她的幸福而努力。
Spend life with who makes you happy, not who you have to impress.
------ 选择让你快乐的那个人来共度余生，而不是你必须努力取悦的那一个。
Why am i so afraid to lose you when you are not even mine?
------ 为什么我还是如此的担心失去你，即使你都已经不是我的？
Every time you come to mind, I realize I'm smiling.
------ 每次想到你，我就发现自己是微笑着的。
We met at the wrong time, but separated at the right time. The most urgent is to take the most beautiful scenery, the deepest wound was the most real emotions.
------ 我们在错误的时间相遇，在正确的时间却又分开。 走的最急的是最美的景色，伤的最深的是最真的感情。
The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can?t have them. ------ 失去某人，最糟糕的莫过于，他/她近在身旁，却犹如远在天边。
If you leave me，please don't comfort me because each sewing has to meet stinging pain。 ------ 如果你离开我，请别来安慰我，要知道你每一次的弥补都会让我痛彻心扉！
I hate your eyes,I hate your lips, I hate your hugs, I hate the way you walk,I hate how you make me smile, I hate how you don't like me, and, I hate how much I like you.
------我恨你的眼睛，你的嘴唇，你的拥抱，你的走路方式，我也恨你逗我笑，恨你不喜欢我。同时，我恨我自己这么的喜欢你。
Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was a choice, but falling in love with you was beyond my control.
------ 遇见你是命运的安排，成为了朋友是我的选择，而爱上你是我无法控制的意外。
Sometimes when I say "I'm ok" I just want some one to look me in the eyes, hug me tight, and say,
"I know you're not."
------ 有时候，当我说“我很好”的时候，其实我希望有个人能看穿我的眼睛，紧紧的抱着我说：“我知道你并不好。"
I'm not ignoring you. I'm just waiting for you to talk to me first.
------ 我不是不理你，我只是在等你先开口。
I really want to talk to you, but I feel like I?m annoying you.
------ 真的好想跟你讲话，但又很怕你嫌我烦。
You'll never have to go through anything alone, ever again, because you have me now.
------ 你再也不必独自经历风雨，因为，你现在有我了。
Sometimes, you just have to pretend that you are happy just to stop everyone from asking you what the hell happened.
------ 有时候，你不得不假装很快乐，只是为了不让别人问“你怎么了？”
Don't try so hard, the best things come when you least expect them to.
------ 不要着急，最好的总会在最不经意的时候出现。
I always miss you, so i miss you, so i miss you, so i miss you so much now.
The supreme happiness of life is the conviction that we are loved.
------ 生活中最大的幸福，是坚信有人爱着我们。
Love is when you take away the feeling, the passion, the romance, and you find out you still care for that person.
------ 爱情是：当感觉、热情和浪漫统统拿掉之後，你仍然珍惜对方。
I like to present myself, I miss our past.
------ 我喜欢现在的自己，我怀念过去的我们。
The minute you think of giving up, think of the reason why you held on so long.
------ 在你想要放弃的那一刻，想想为什么当初坚持走到了这里。
Commitment doesn?t mean sticking to a person when you don?t have any option, it means keeping a relation with someone even though you ve lots of options.
------ 承诺，并不是你除了他别无选择，而是即使你拥有了整座森林，依然选择了他。
Sometimes, I just need someone to talk to.
------ 有时候，我只是需要一个可以说话的人。
I just want someone who will understand me even when no words are spoken.
------ 我想有一个人明白我，即使我什么都没说。
I always knew looking back on the tears would make me laugh, but I never knew looking back on the laughs would make me cry.
------ 我知道再回首时，那些眼泪想来可笑；却不知再回眸时，那些欢声笑语也能叫我潸然泪下。 Nothing improves the memory more than trying to forget.
------ 越是试图忘记，越是记得深刻。
If a man urge me to tell wherefore I love him, I feel that it can not be expressed but by answering, "Because it was he, because it was myself."
------ 如果有人问我为什么爱他，我觉得我只能如此回答：“ 因为是他，因为是我。”
Sometimes you must let it go , to see if there was anything worth holding on to.
------ 有时候，你必须放手，才能明白是否它真的值得你拥有。
It takes a minute to have a crush on someone, an hour to like someone and a day to love someone ， but it takes a lifetime to forget someone.
------ 一分钟心动，一小时喜欢，一天爱上。忘记他，却是一辈子。
Love one another and you will be happy. It's as simple and as difficult as that.
------ 彼此相爱就是幸福。如此简单，如此难。
Sometimes goodbye is the only way.
------ 有时候，除了说再见，无路可走。
I am on my way to future, where you are there.
------ 我要去有你的未来。