生活大爆炸，每集一句话内容
第一季
1. 帮Penny拿电视事件。
2. Leonard和Sheldon帮penny搬家具，后帮Penny整理房间事件。
3. Leonard想和leslie发展感情失败，抑郁，后和Penny约会事件。
4. Sheldon被炒事件。（luminous fish）
5. Leonard和leslie ONS，Sheldon不知所措事件。
6. 万圣节舞会事件。（多普勒效应）
7. Penny朋友和Howard**。penny玩光晕。中餐馆点菜事件。（Penny借宿L&S的公寓）
8. 鸡尾酒事件。（Raj相亲）
9. 物理发表会事件。（意念爆头、远程灯控及四川男生）
10. Penny唱歌引起的Sheldon撒谎事件。（Sheldon的“堂弟”）
11. Sheldon感冒事件。
12. Sheldon嫉妒15岁棒子事件。
13. 物理碗比赛事件。
14. 时光机事件。（Sheldon的莫洛克人梦）
15. Sheldon的twin sister (姐姐)来了事件。
16. Leonard的生日派对事件。
17. Sheldon学中文事件。Leonard和Penny正式约会。（薛定谔的猫）
第二季
1. Sheldon保守秘密四处搬家事件。（叠衣板）
2. Leonard和leslie在家约会，Sheldon玩超级玛丽事件。
3. Penny的网游瘾事件。（sheldor & afk）
4. Raj发现行星事件。（Sheldon的诡异笑容）
5. Sheldon学车事件。
6. Sheldon的女粉丝事件。（有丝分裂）
7. Sheldon和penny杠上了事件。（klingon拼字 & ANTM、mua-ha-ha)
8. Leonard和医生Stephanie的date，Howard的火星车事件。（剪刀-石头-布-蜥蜴-斯波克）
9. Sheldon想促进Leonard和医生的关系事件。
10. 关于Leonard和医生的同居事件。（slow down & 分手了oh yeah）
11. 圣诞节礼物事件。（Sheldon和penny的拥抱）
12. Howard被Penny打击事件。机器人对决。
13. Sheldon交朋友事件。（攀岩恐高症）
14. Sheldon借钱给Penny及Leonard帮Penny向前男友讨债事件。（Sheldon给Leonard的颂歌）
15. Leonard的妈妈来了事件。（L和P XX未遂，Sheldon找到同类了）
16. Howard被leslie用XX操控。Penny用彩弹枪弄脏Sheldon的座位事件。
17. Raj和Howard在火车上泡summer事件。Sheldon让Penny帮忙找u盘事件。（moon pie）
18. Sheldon帮penny做Penny blossoms头饰生意事件。（激光障碍特工象棋、Radiohead、咖啡致high）
19. 新美女邻居搬来，Penny吃醋事件。
20. Penny与漫画店男date，H、L、R泡吧事件。
21. Howard被leslie甩，和L、R去拉斯维加斯，Sheldon忘带钥匙被迫和Penny共处一室事件。
22. Penny和漫画男二次约会。大伙帮Howard修太空厕所事件。
23. 四人去北极度夏，Penny惜别Leonard事件。（bazinga、Sheldon和Penny对着敲门XD)
第三季
1. S、L、H、R北极归来。三人篡改Sheldon实验数据事件。L&P 终于**了。（Sheldon哭了）
2. Sheldon和Howard为蟋蟀打赌事件。Sheldon输了。L&P挣扎期。
3. Sheldon用巧克力训练Penny事件。H&R哥特打扮钓哥特女失败。（"Bad Leonard!" & tatoo sleeves）
4. Raj为不被遣返被迫work with/for Sheldon事件。 落单H当了L&P的电灯泡。（R的神奇手势，S&R工作配乐）
5. Sheldon参加魔法牌比赛被wil wheaton骗事件。L履行约定让P给H介绍对象。（高清图像式记忆，可汗之怒）
6. Leonard学看橄榄球事件。Raj生气Howard丢下他追女生，Howard弥补事件。
7. Sheldon受不了所有人都在吵架于是躲进漫画店事件。(P好友要睡其沙发L吃醋)
8. Sheldon首次开车送受伤的penny去医院并哄其睡觉事件。L、H、R吃迷幻药饼干错失流星雨。（S&P duet，S's here）
9. Sheldon上电台节目被Kripke耍，复仇却弄巧成拙事件。Howard向Bernadette表白。（氦气变声）
10. Bernadette对Leonard的实验感兴趣，Howard吃醋、penny找Sheldon学物理事件。
11. Leonard的妈妈又来了事件。（L娘和S的关系比和L更亲密。L娘酒后吻Sheldon。）
12. L&P、H&B double date，Raj和Sheldon参加联谊事件。（绿灯侠绿灯，绿巨人手套）
13. Leonard和Sheldon的公寓被撬事件。
14. Sheldon为了解决物理问题走火入魔事件。（work with Penny，H&R冰上disco，海洋球bazinga五连发）
15. Sheldon向Penny争夺与Leonard赴瑞士共度情人节/参观超级对撞机的机会事件。（Sheldon呼麦，第二次拥抱Penny。）
16.Sheldon上交通法庭错过见Stan Lee的机会事件。（Sheldon进了监狱。Raj的音乐T恤。）
17.四人争夺魔戒事件。（Sheldon变身）
18.大家帮助Sheldon克服怯场，但Sheldon获奖演讲现场依然发酒疯事件。（元素周期表之歌）
19.Leonard对Penny说I love you无回应。四人与Wil Wheaton的保龄球比赛失败事件。（LP分手）
20.Sheldon背着Leonard和Penny共进晚餐事件。
21.Sheldon邀请女博士来家里过夜事件。
22.Leonard回忆与Sheldon初识事件。
23.Leonard月球反射激光实验毁掉Penny新男友事件。Raj和Howard帮Sheldon从线上交友网站找到女友事件。
第四季
1.Sheldon初次约会事件。Howard与机器手臂事件。
2.Sheldon为长寿到能变机器人使用移动虚拟化身设备事件。（竖笛版soft kitty，为了wozniak的签名S摔了Apple Ⅱ）
3.Sheldon和Amy"分手"又"复合"事件。（反现实游戏，S养猫，H的印度霹雳舞，S妈现身）
4.Howard和Bernadette复合事件。Raj搬进Sheldon办公室的大桌子事件。（Sulu，brobdingnagian，H的"Penny"录音敲门）
5.Sheldon见Amy妈事件。Bernadette给Leonard介绍女友事件。
6.Leonard背着三人和Raj的妹妹搞上了事件。四人互爆大会事件。
7.Sheldon因FBI背景调查搞砸Howard的国防部工作事件。（Sheldon在P的bar喝酒(...)，送给H他的座位又反悔）
8.S、H、R看电影排队迟到，Sheldon被Wil Wheaton气，偷走胶片事件。P、B、A的女生之夜事件。
9.Penny的爸爸来了事件。（HR kiss）
10.Sheldon帮Amy诊断关于Zack的冲动事件。Howard和Raj放蜘蛛及摔跤pk事件。
11.五人和Zack扮成美国正义联盟参加新年化装派对事件。（Sheldon的闪电侠装扮二次登场，大峡谷的怒吼= =）
12.L、H、R编写解方程App，并把Sheldon赶出团队事件。（Sheldon演奏theremin琴）
13.众人参加年度科学会议事件。
14.Sheldon找Penny学表演事件。Raj对Bernadette幻想事件。（R和B的bollywood dance）
15.募款年会事件。（Sheldon怂恿Leonard为了仪器献身）
16.Leonard和Priya“复合”事件。Howard搬去和Bernadette住但最终失败事件。（Penny cried for Leonard）
17.L、H、R和Priya在Raj家吃饭，Sheldon邀请Stuart、Kripke、Zack来家聚会事件。
18.Howard用#9@k牌魔术调戏Sheldon事件。Leonard为了Priya要求Penny保持距离事件。
19.Penny帮助Sheldon要回被盗WOW装备事件。
20.关于Howard和Bernadette的分手谣言事件。Sheldon和Amy的谣言传播实验事件。（S和L的射箭游戏）
21.Priya挑战Sheldon的室友协议事件。Sheldon参加P、B、A的女生之夜事件。（Amy kissed Sheldon，抽烟的猴子）
22.Amy指派Bernadette做间谍探听Leonerd和Priya消息事件。Raj吃治疗药物失控事件。（三人象棋）
23.Howard的妈妈进医院事件。（Sheldon误闯生化隔离室）
24.Leonard和Priya同居，Raj成为Sheldon临时室友事件。（Bernadette获得博士学位，Penny和Raj酒后**）
第五季
1. Raj和Penny的关系让SRLH四人互吐槽。Amy的表傲语。四人玩彩弹Sheldon当英
雄被打。Penny的痔疮广告。
2. 椅子事件。Amy弹奏竖琴。
3. Leonerd和Amy独处。Howard和Bernadette试婚。Amy和Leonerd参加婚礼。（Amy
的小胡子）
4. Sheldon丢色子。Raj约会又分手。
5. Leonerd和Sheldon在漫画店还价。Howard去太空Bernadette告知其母导致两人关系
紧张。参加Wil Wheaton的派对。
6. Sheldon的妈妈到访。Sheldon感冒，Sheldon妈妈唱《乖乖猫》。
7. 万圣节Howard&Leonerd&Raj装鬼吓Sheldon。Sheldon报复反被吓。Leonerd艳遇搞
砸被Sheldon吓。
8.Leonerd骑马。Sheldon哄Amy。Amy切脑。Sheldon用海盗语接电话（Ahoy）
9.Sheldon赶鸟事件。Leonerd和Penny约会失败。
10.Stuart约Amy出去，Sheldon向Amy表白事件。
11. Penny、Leonerd高中好友道歉事件，求心理安慰捐衣反偷拿捐衣处衣物。
12.Howard表演魔术娱乐其表弟一帮小朋友。Sheldon买了皇冠为了向忽视Amy的成就一事道歉。
13.Leonerd幻想和Penny复合。
14.Sheldon&Amy关于旗帜的录影。Leonerd&Penny的复合约会。Raj的语音女友。
15.Sheldon的紧急演习。Sheldon&Leonerd解除室友协议又恢复。Howard的绰号。
16.Sheldon休假去Amy的实验室打杂。Howard得知Bernadette要签婚前协议。
17.Amy为表友好送给Penny巨大画像。Sheldon&Kripke为争得新办公室的使用权进行篮球比赛。（剪刀-石头-布-蜥蜴-斯波克）
18.Penny帮Sheldon剪头发。Sheldon打手鼓。Amy的竖琴。Howard体验零重力。Penny学象棋赢Leonerd。
19.四人的星球大战游戏，Sheldon因游戏拒出席Amy祖母的九十三岁生日派对。（抽鞭子应用程序）
20.Penny买给Sheldon和Leonerd的星际迷航传送机作为感恩节礼物。Sheldon受梦境spock的教唆打开了传送机却弄坏了。（葛恩）Raj父母介绍的同性恋未婚妻。
21.Sheldon为见霍金为Howard当牛做马。（Sheldon的猫女装）
22. Howard的单身派对。
23.Leonerd床上求婚引Penny不满。Howard不想去太空百般找借口。Sheldon被Amy控制。
24.Howard&Bernadette的婚礼。Howard上太空。
第六季
1.Sheldon安排的Amy&Raj三人的约会引Amy不满，Sheldon向Amy表白。Leonerd纠结Penny不说I love you。
2.Howard在太空被人欺负。Penny和Leonerd的关系出现问题。（Sheldon的昆德音调）
3.Sheldon的新助理。Howard在太空的焦虑。
4. Howard回归。S&L&P&A四人你画我猜。（Penny强吻Sheldon）
5.Howard四处炫耀上过太空事件。漫画店的万圣节派对。
第二篇：生活大爆炸第一季第一集
The Big Bang Theory S01E01 script
If a photon is directed through a plane with two slits in it and either is observed... ...it will not go through both. If unobserved, it will.
If it's observed after it left the plane, before it hits its target...
-...it will not have gone through both slits. -Agreed.
What's your point?
There's no point, I just think it's a good idea for a T-shirt. -Excuse me. -Hang on.
One across is Aegean, eight down is Nabokov. Twenty-six across is MCM. Fourteen down is-- Move your finger.
--phylum, which makes 1 4 across Port-au-Prince.
See, Papa Doc's capital idea, that's Port-au-Prince. Haiti.
-Can I help you? -Yes.
Um, is this the high-lQ sperm bank? If you have to ask, maybe you shouldn't be
here.
I think this is the place. -Fill these out. -Thank you.
-We'll be right back. -Oh, take your time.
I'll just finish my crossword puzzle. Oh, wait.
Leonard, I don't think I can do this. What, are you kidding? you're a semipro. No. We are committing genetic fraud. There's no guarantee our sperm's going to generate high-lQ offspring. Think about that.
I have a sister with the same basic DNA mix who hostesses at Fuddruckers. Sheldon, this was your idea.
A little extra money to get fractional T1 bandwidth in the apartment?
I know. And I do yearn for faster downloads. There's some poor woman who's gonna pin her hopes on my sperm.
What if she winds up with a toddler who doesn't know if he should use...
...a differential to solve for the area under a curve?
-I'm sure she'll still love him. -I wouldn't. Well, what do you wanna do?
-I want to leave. -Okay.
-What's the protocol for leaving? -I don't know.
I've never reneged on a proffer of sperm before.
Let's try just walking out. Okay.
-Bye. -Bye-bye. Nice meeting you.
-Are you still mad about the sperm bank? -No.
You wanna hear an interesting thing about stairs? Not really.
If the height of a step is off by as little as two millimeters...
-...most people will trip. -I don't care.
Two millime--? That doesn't seem right. It's true. I did a series of experiments when I was 1 2.
My father broke his clavicle.
Is that why they sent you to boarding school?
No. That was the result of my work with lasers. New neighbor? SHELDON: Evidently.
Significant improvement over the old neighbor.
Two-hundred pound transvestite with a skin condition? Yes, she is. Oh, hi.
-Hi. -Hi.
-Hi. -Hi.
Hi?
We don't mean to interrupt. We live across the hall. Oh, that's nice.
No. We don't live together. I mean... ...we live together, but in separate, heterosexual bedrooms.
Okay, well, guess I'm your new neighbor.
-Penny. -Leonard. Sheldon. -Hi. -Hi. Hi. Well....
Oh, welcome to the building.
Oh, thank you. Maybe we can have coffee sometime.
-Oh, great. -Great.
-Great. -Great.
Well, bye.
-Bye. -Bye.
Should we have invited her for lunch? No. We're gonna start season two of Battlestar Galactica.
We already watched the season two DVDs. Not with commentary.
I think we should be good neighbors. Invite her over, make her feel welcome.
We never invited Louie/Louise over.
Well, and that was wrong of us.
We need to widen our circle.
I have a very wide circle. I have 21 2 friends on MySpace.
yes, and you've never met one of them. That's the beauty of it. I'm gonna invite her over. We'll have a nice meal and chat.
Chat? We don't chat, at least not off-line. Well, it's not difficult.
You just listen to what she says... ...and then you say something appropriate in response. To what end? -Hi. Again. -Hi. -Hi. -Hi. Anyway...
...we brought home lndian food...
...and I know that moving can be stressful... ...and I find that when I'm undergoing stress...
...that good food and company can have a comforting effect.
Also, curry's a natural laxative and I don't have to tell you that, you know... ...a clean colon is just one less thing to worry about.
I'm no expert, but in the context of a lunch invitation...
...you might wanna skip the reference to bowel movements.
Oh, you're inviting me over to eat?
yes.
Oh, that's so nice. I'd love to. Great.
So, what do you guys do for fun around here? Well, today we tried masturbating for money. -Okay, well, make yourself at home. -Okay. -Thank you. -you're very welcome. [MOUTHS] You're very welcome.
This looks like some serious stuff. Leonard, did you do this?
Actually, that's my work. Wow.
Yeah, well, it's just some quantum mechanics...
...with a little string theory doodling around the edges. That part's just a joke. It's a spoof of the Born-Oppenheimer approximation.
So you're, like, one of those Beautiful Mind genius guys. yeah.
This is really impressive.
I have a board, if you like boards. This is my board. Holy smokes.
If by "holy smokes," you mean a derivative restatement of the stuff...
...you can find scribbled on the wall of any men's room at MlT, sure. -What? -Oh, come on.
Who hasn't seen this differential below
"here I sit brokenhearted"?
At least I didn't have to invent 26
dimensions just to make the math come out. -I didn't invent them. They're there. -ln what universe?
In all of them, that is the point. Do you guys mind if I start? -Penny. -yeah? That's where I sit. So sit next to me.
-No, I sit there. -What's the difference? -What's the difference? -Here we go. In winter, that seat is close enough to the radiator to remain warm...
...yet not so close as to cause perspiration.
In the summer, it's in a cross breeze created by opening windows there and there. It faces the television at an angle that is neither direct, discouraging conversation...
...nor so far wide as to create a parallax distortion.
I could go on, but I think I've made my point. Do you want me to move?
-Well.... -Just sit somewhere else.
Fine.
Sheldon, sit. Ah.
-Well, this is nice. -We don't have a lot of
company over.
That's not true. Koothrappali and Wolowitz
come over. yes, I know.
Tuesday night we played Klingon Boggle until 1 in the morning.
-Yeah, I remember. -I resent you saying we don't have company.
-That has a negative social implication. -I said I'm sorry. So...
...Klingon Boggle?
yeah. It's like regular Boggle, but in Klingon.
That's probably enough about us. So tell us about you. Me? Okay.
I'm a Sagittarius, which probably tells you way more than you need to know.
Yes, it tells us that you participate in the mass cultural delusion...
...that the sun's position relative to arbitrary constellations...
...at the time of your birth somehow affects your personality. Participate in the what?
I think what Sheldon's trying to say...
...is that Sagittarius wouldn't have been our first guess.
Oh, yeah, a lot of people think I'm a water sign.
Okay, let's see, what else? Oh, I'm a vegetarian.
No, except for fish, and the occasional steak. I love steak. Well, that's interesting. Leonard can't process corn. So do you have some sort of a job? PENNY: Oh, yeah.
I'm a waitress at The Cheesecake Factory. I love cheesecake.
-you're lactose intolerant. -I don't eat it, I think it's a good idea.
Anyways, I'm also writing a screenplay. It's about this sensitive girl who comes to L.A. from Lincoln, Nebraska...
...to be an actress and winds up a waitress at The Cheesecake Factory. So it's based on your life.
No, I'm from Omaha.
If that was a movie, I would go see it. I know, right?
Okay, let's see, what else? I guess that's about it. That's the story of Penny. Well, it sounds wonderful. It was.
Until I fell in love with a jerk.
What is happening? [MOUTHS] I don't know.
Oh, God, you know, four years I lived with him.
Four years. That's like as long as high school.
It took you four years to get through high school?
I just-- I can't believe I trusted him. Should I say something? I feel I should say something.
you? No, you'll only make it worse.
you wanna know the most pathetic part? Even though I hate his lying, cheating guts...
...I still love him. Is that crazy? yes.
No, it's not crazy. It's a--
It's a paradox.
Paradoxes are part of nature. I mean, think about light.
If you look at Huygens, light is a wave, as confirmed by the double-slit experiments.
But then, along comes Albert Einstein... ...and discovers that light behaves like particles too.
Well, I didn't make it worse. Oh, I'm so sorry I'm such a mess.
And on top of everything else, I'm all gross
from moving...
...and my stupid shower doesn't work. Our shower works.
Really? Would it be totally weird if I used it? -yes. -No. -No? -No. No.
It's right down the hall. Okay, thanks.
you guys are really sweet.
Well, this is an interesting development. LEONARD: How so?
SHELDON: It has been some time...
...since we've had a woman take her clothes off in our apartment.
That's not true. Remember at Thanksgiving...
...my grandmother with Alzheimer's had that episode?
Point taken. It has been some time since we've had a woman take her clothes off... ...after which we didn't wanna rip our eyes out.
The worst part was watching her carve that turkey.
So, what exactly are you trying to accomplish here? Excuse me?
That woman in there is not going to have sex
with you.
Well, I'm not trying to have sex with her. Oh, good. Then you won't be disappointed. What makes you think she wouldn't have sex with me?
I'm a male and she's a female. yes, but not of the same species.
I'm not gonna engage in hypotheticals here. -I'm just trying to be a good neighbor. -Oh, of course.
That's not to say that if a carnal relationship were to develop... ...that I wouldn't participate. However briefly.
Do you think this possibility will be hindered...
...when she discovers your Luke Skywalker "no more tears" shampoo? It's Darth Vader shampoo.
[KNOCKlNG ON DOOR]
Luke Skywalker's the conditioner. -Wait till you see this. -It's fantastic. Unbelievable. See what?
It's a Stephen Hawking lecture from MlT in 1 974.
This isn't a good time.
[lMlTATlNG COMPUTERlZED VOlCE] It's before he became...
...a creepy computer voice.
-That's great, you guys have to go. -Why?
-It's just not a good time. -Leonard has a lady over.
[lN NORMAL VOlCE] yeah, right. your grandmother back in town? No.
And she's not a lady, she's just a new neighbor.
Hang on, there really is a lady here? -Uh-huh. -And you want us out... ...because you're anticipating coitus? -I'm not anticipating coitus. -So she's available for coitus?
Can we please just stop saying "coitus"? Technically, that would be coitus interruptus.
Hey, is there a trick to getting it to switch from tub to shower? Oh, hi, sorry. Hello.
Enchant? mademoiselle.
Howard Wolowitz, CalTech Department of Applied Physics.
You may be familiar with some of my work. It's currently orbiting Jupiter's largest moon...
...taking high-resolution digital photographs.
Penny. I work at The Cheesecake Factory.
-I'll show you the trick with the shower. -Okay.
[SPEAKS lN FRENCH]
I'm sorry?
It's French for "good shower." It's a sentiment I can express in six languages.
Save it for your blog, Howard. [SPEAKS lN FORElGN LANGUAGE]
LEONARD: All right, there it goes. It sticks, I'm sorry.
-Okay, thanks. -You're welcome.
Oh, you're just gonna step right--? Okay. PENNy: Hey, Leonard? -The hair products are Sheldon's. PENNY: Okay.
-Um, can I ask you a favor? -A favor? Sure, you could ask me a favor. I would do you a favor for you.
-It's okay if you say no. -Oh, I'll probably say yes.
It's just not the kind of thing you ask a guy you just met. Wow.
I really think we should examine the chain of causality here. -Must we? -Event A:
A beautiful woman stands naked in our shower. Event B: We drive halfway across town to retrieve a television set...
...from the aforementioned woman's ex-boyfriend.
Query: On what plane of existence is there even a semi-rational link... ...between these events?
She asked me to do her a favor, Sheldon.
Well, that may be the proximal cause of our journey...
...but we both know it exists in contradistinction...
...to the higher-level distal cause. -Which is? -you think with your penis. That's a biological impossibility, and you didn't have to come.
Oh, yes. I could have stayed behind to watch Wolowitz hit on Penny...
...in Russian, Arabic and Farsi. And why can't she get her own TV?
Come on, you know how it is with breakups. No, I don't, and neither do you. But l-- I broke up with Joyce Kim. You did not break up with Joyce Kim. She defected to North Korea. To mend her broken heart.
This situation is much less complicated.
There's some dispute between Penny and her ex-boyfriend...
...as to who gets custody of the TV.
-She just wanted to avoid a scene with him. -So we get to have a scene with him?
No, Sheldon, there's not going to be a scene. There's two of us and one of him.
Leonard, the two of us can't even carry a TV. So you guys work with Leonard and Sheldon at the university?
I'm sorry, do you speak English?
Oh, he speaks English. He just can't speak to women. Really? Why?
He's kind of a nerd. Juice box?
-I'll do the talking. MAN: Yeah?
-Hi. I'm Leonard, this is Sheldon. -Hello. What did I just--?
-We're here to pick up Penny's TV. -Get lost. Okay, thanks for your time.
-We're not gonna give up just like that. -Leonard, the TV's in the building. We've been denied access to the building, ergo we are done.
Excuse me. If I were to give up at the first hitch, I never would have identified... ...the fingerprints of string theory in the aftermath of the big bang. My apologies. What's your plan?
It's just a privilege to watch your mind at work.
Come on, we have a combined lQ of 360.
We should be able to figure out how to get
into a stupid building. [BUZZES]
-What do you think their combined lQ is? -Just grab the door. LEONARD: This is it. I'll do the talking.
Good thinking, I'll just be the muscle. -yeah? -I'm Leonard, this is Sheldon. From the intercom.
How the hell did you get in the building? We're scientists. Tell him about our lQ. -Leonard. -What?
-My mom bought me those pants. -I'm sorry. you're gonna have to call her.
Sheldon, I am so sorry I dragged you through this.
It's okay. It wasn't my first pantsing and it won't be my last.
And you were right about my motives. I was hoping to establish a relationship with Penny...
...that might have someday led to sex. SHELDON: Well, you got me out of my pants. Anyway, I've learned my lesson. She's out of my league, I'm done with her. I've got my work.
One day I'll win the Nobel Prize and then I'll
die alone.
Don't think like that. you're not going to
die alone.
Thank you, Sheldon. you're a good friend. SHELDON: And you're certainly not gonna win a Nobel Prize.
This is one of my favorite places to kick back after a quest.
They have a great house ale. PENNy: Wow, cool tiger.
yeah, I've had him since Level 1 0. His name is Buttons.
Anyway, if you had your own game character... ...we could hang out, maybe go on a quest. -That sounds interesting. -So you'll think about it?
Oh, I don't think I'll be able to stop thinking about it. Smooth.
-We're home. -Oh, my God. What happened? Well, your ex-boyfriend sends his regards and I think the rest is fairly self-explanatory. I'm so sorry.
I really thought if you guys went instead of me he wouldn't be such an ass. No, it was a valid hypothesis.
That was a valid hypo--? What is happening to you?
Really, thank you so much for going and
trying.
you just-- you're so terrific.
Why don't you put some clothes on, I'll get my purse, and dinner is on me, okay? -Really? Great. -Thank you.
Okay.
you're not done with her, are you?
Our babies will be smart and beautiful. Not to mention imaginary.
-ls Thai food okay with you, Penny? -Sure. We can't have Thai, we had lndian for lunch. -So? -They're both curry-based cuisines. -So? -lt would be gastronomically redundant. I can see we're going to have to spell out everything for this girl.
Any ideas, Raj?
Turn left on Lake Street and head up to Colorado.
I know a wonderful little sushi bar that has karaoke.
Oh, that sounds like fun.
[SlNGlNG "BABy DON'T GET HOOKED ON ME"] I don't know your odds in the world as a whole...
...but as far as the population of this car goes, you're a veritable mac daddy.