甄嬛新传大纲：
内容三部曲：
一、片头开场
? 投影仪播放甄嬛传片头曲，台上人员“娘娘步”倾情演绎，争取与片头同步（6个宫女）
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二、舞蹈穿插
? 旁白介绍甄嬛进宫，台上表演一段小古典舞 1’
三、皇后、甄嬛登场
? 旁白：话说某一天…….
? PK：
? 皇后—跟皇上郊外旅行音乐：《你是风儿我是沙》（附带背景MV穿插海南美景）+一段
搞笑小表演（不需要台词，根据歌词随心演绎）
? 甄嬛—跟着皇上亲自骑马去旅行。想去哪就去哪，妈妈再也不用担心我的旅行~
音乐：“让我们红尘作伴活的潇潇洒洒，策马奔腾~~~~~~”（附带背景MV穿插海南美景）+一段小表演（不需要台词，骑马飞奔状）
? 皇后被秒杀
四、甄嬛怀念篇
躺在沙发上，或者某个地上，翻开书画，怀念昔日骑马旧事，闭幕，搭团自驾就是好！
五、屏幕：搞笑搭团自驾的视频，幽默表现产品优点+原本拍摄的片尾曲+准备花絮
需要人员：
皇后—杨勇
甄嬛—纪春
皇上—郑少红
6个小宫女—梁长安、卢剑云、陈钢、行政的两个男生
小古典舞—小何、陶玉、欢欢
第二篇：甄嬛英文版台词
The Game of Bitches
旁白：Previously on The Game of Bitches,Zhen Huan left the Palace for a temple after giving birth to a princess.She bumped into those mean bitches .Of course including the Evil Queen.The Evil Queen took it all.And Zhen Huan stood so small.How could she survive from this bitchiest battle. Let’s see let’s see.
甄嬛：Ah....（coco）
女A: How dare you.Who’s sneaking around here
甄嬛：Me so bitchy paying my respect to the empress and the minor bosses.
女A: Sweet Jesus.Me thought who the hell it is .It’s Wan Pin Girly Girl.You are not wan pin anymore.What should I call you.
甄嬛：Me so bitchy Gan Lu Temple,No Worries.
女A：No Worries sounds true,but how come name yourself me so bitchy instead of a nun,could it be that you’re too bitchy to keep the buddha delight
女B：No Worries practices with her hair on,not even a tonsure buddhist.
女A:Hui so expensive is so concerned that shows you treat her best.
女C:Chi Pin sister is a rash bitch.She just stepped on your hand.Are you ok hum?
尼姑1：Ok lah Ok lah .No Worries means no worries indeed.her hands are rough enough to step on.
女C:Rough?
尼姑1:ah yes .She is not leading a life of privilege as you bitches after all,She has to chop,cut,wash,starch,mop and wipe.same same as other nuns here.
尼姑2:But No Worries was one of those so expensive,It is wrong to let her do something cheap.
皇后:Because she had it coming.not every nun can happily sing as in the sound of music.You all live equally,buddha said.no worries has no exception.
尼姑1:Exactly,your majesty.
女B:Your majesty,No Worries was kind a forced to leave the palace,and she is princess’biological mother,you can tell she is weak by her face.but in this temple,she has to do lots of manual labor,would it be way too bitchy.would it be way too much.ring ring ,it is cold on the floor,will the real slim shady,please stand up.
皇后: Hui so expensive,come on over,you cant be with no worries.
甄嬛：RUN,run for your life.
皇后:Everybody sits in their own seats.even walking dead knows to walk the line.how could you stand with a pariah side by side.
女B:your majesty,no worries left our clique tho,these’s no need to be so bitchy against her.
皇后:buddhism requires inner peace,hui so expensive,you are out of control today.not allowed to visit buddha.you should stay here,kneel and repent.
尼姑1:all the bitches,this way,mind your foot steps,watch out hum.
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