有趣的英文名言合集（十六）
Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name.
Milton Berle
The IRS! They're like the Mafia, they can take anything they want!
Jerry Seinfeld
If I want to knock a story off the front page, I just change my hairstyle.
Hillary Clinton
Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone?
James Thurber
If at first you don't succeed, blame your parents.
Marcelene Cox
Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day. Jay Leno
If you can't tell a spoon from a ladle, then you're fat!
Demetri Martin
Television has changed the American child from an irresistable force to an immovable object. Laurence J. Peter
Parents are the last people on earth who ought to have children.
Samuel Butler
Everything in life is somewhere else, and you get there in a car.
E. B. White
A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
Bob Hope
If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die past that age. George Burns
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有趣的英文名言合集（三）
Weather forecast for tonight: dark.
George Carlin
I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.
Rodney Dangerfield
Recession is when a neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours. Ronald Reagan
All generalizations are false, including this one.
Mark Twain
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry. Bill Cosby
All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.
Casey Stengel
By trying we can easily endure adversity. Another man's, I mean.
Mark Twain
I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
W. C. Fields
It takes considerable knowledge just to realize the extent of your own ignorance. Thomas Sowell
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me. Fred Allen
I'm an idealist. I don't know where I'm going, but I'm on my way.
Carl Sandburg
Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else. Margaret Mead
The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby. Natalie Wood