搞笑的20xx年新年祝辞
Friends 知己情深
Do not protect yourself by a fence, but rather by your friends. 哥们就是用来两肋插刀的！
You don't get to pick your own nickname. They've gotta give you one. It's like we're all trying to make pets out of each other and we're not comfortable unless we get to name them.
给那个一直叫你“胖妞”的损友写上这句话。
In prosperity our friends know us; in adversity we know our friends. 患难见真情。
Friendship make prosperity more shining and lessens adversity by dividing and sharing it.
考研的季节，这一句送与同窗好友共勉。
Happiness & Joy 记得要开心
Most folks are about as happy as they make up their minds to be. 我思故我在，我开心所以我开心.
A person is never happy except at the price of some ignorance. 没心没肺的人也许更开心吧.
If we cannot live so as to be happy, let us least live so as to deserve it.
人生可以是杯具，人不能是杯具。
Happiness: a good bank account, a good cook and a good digestion. 哥赚钱就是为了吃。
Joy is not in things; it is in us.
想开心就开心，没钱也要穷开心。
The only joy in the world is to begin.
新的一年，新的开始，还有什么比这更开心？
Love 爱的语言
What a grand thing, to be loved! What a grander thing still, to love! 爱与被爱，就是世间最大的幸福。
Life's greatest happiness is to be convinced we are loved.
被爱，被宠，是不论什么年龄，都会贪求的幸福。
Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
爱是不需要理智的，只需要一点点想象
There is no remedy for love but to love more.
爱也是无可救药的，只能越陷越深。
We can only learn to love by loving.
只有爱是旁观者迷，当局者清。
If equal love can not be, let the more loving one be me.
今年春节正赶上情人节，准备好对你的另一半说出这句话吧。
Love is not blind — it sees more, not less. But because it sees more, it is willing to see less.
爱就是睁只眼闭只眼。
Family 家和万事兴
Family isn't about whose blood you have. It's about who you care about. 落地为兄弟，何必骨肉亲。
Success 功成名就，一展宏图
Try not to become a man of success but rather to become a man of value. 成功不重要，成人才重要。
Nothing fails like success.
新年没升职么？安慰自己一下。
To freely bloom - that is my definition of success.
成功就是成功地做自己能做的事。
Lilfe 美丽生活，就在眼前
Life is like a bicycle, to keep your balance your must keep on moving. 人生如同脚踏车，放久了就会生锈。
All I can say about life is, Oh God, enjoy it!
说那么多废话干什么，抓紧时间享受去吧。
第二篇：20xx年新春致辞(定)
开启桥海新时代 共创发展新局面
——20xx年新春致辞
同志们，朋友们：
金牛辞旧岁，瑞虎迎新春。值此新春佳节，我谨代表中共象山县委、象山县人民政府，向全县人民、驻象部队和武警官兵，向旅居海内外的象山籍乡亲，以及所有关心支持象山发展的各界人士，致以新年的祝福和诚挚的问候！
过去的一年，是新世纪以来我县经济发展最困难的一年。面对国际金融危机的严峻挑战，全县上下深入学习实践科学发展观，积极实施桥海兴县战略，坚定危中求机、事在人为的信念，负重奋进，逆势而上，万众一心，共克时艰，在危机中抢抓机遇，在困境中寻求突破，在竞争中争取主动，实现了经济社会的平稳发展、民生事业的全面进步。尤为可喜的是，象山港大桥及接线工程全面动建，桥海效应加速释放，后发优势日益增强，为海陆一体化发展奠定了坚实基础。
20xx年是实施“十一五”规划的最后一年，也是象山开启桥海新时代、推动新发展的关键一年。我们要以科学发展观为统领，以“调结构、促转型、扩内需、惠民生”为主题，以全面对接大桥建设为主线，紧紧依靠全县人民的智慧和力量，解放思想， 1
开拓创新，深入实施四大战略，加快转变发展方式，继续深化改革开放，统筹推进城乡建设，不断改善民生民计，全面开创象山新一轮科学发展新局面。
律回春晖渐，万象始更新。新的一年，必将是象山取得新发展、创造新辉煌的一年。我们坚信，只要全县上下同心同德，和衷共济，锐意进取，创新创业，象山的明天一定会更加美好！
最后，衷心祝愿全县人民新春愉快，阖家欢乐，幸福安康！
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