看《地心历险记2》学地道口语：胸肌之舞每次都成功

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历险电影《地心历险记2：神秘岛》，源于17岁的肖恩·安德森（乔什·哈切森饰演）收到的一组发自无人知晓的神秘岛密码求救信号。

因为无法劝阻肖恩追踪信号来源，肖恩的继父汉克（道恩·强森饰演）只能陪着他一起踏上这段南太平洋之行。而他们最终的目的地，是一座没几个活人亲眼见过的岛屿。那里风光旎丽，鸟语花香；珍禽异兽，应有尽有；金山火山，叹为观止；是座无奇不有的神秘天堂。 他们俩只找到一个，愿意跟他们铤而走险的直升机驾驶员，嘎巴托（路易斯·古兹曼饰演），和他美丽，坚强的女儿凯兰尼（凡妮莎·哈金斯饰演），四人一起踏上了这段寻岛之旅。选段中，Sean费劲心思想搭讪Kailani，但是人家根本不想理睬他，这时候他的继父告诉他如何吸引女孩子……

【选段台词】

Sean: Hey, how's it going?

Kailani: Well, apart from you stranding us on this stupid island, just fine. Sean: Good. Good. So, hey, I was thinking, you know, sometime we could hang out or something...if you wanted to.

Kailani: I have a feeling that your idea of fun and my idea of fun are two very different things.

Sean: I don't know. What do you like doing on the weekends?

Kailani: Collect and label mollusks.

Sean: No way! Me too. I'm way into mollusks.

Kailani: Really?

Sean: Yeah.

Kailani: Well, which one's your favorite? Mine's the Mxyzptlk snail.

Sean: You're not gonna believe me, but that's my favorite too.

Kailani: I just made that up. Mxyzptlk isn't a snail. It's one of Superman's archenemies.

Hank: Way to slay the heart.

Sean: Whatever.

Hank: Getting the attention of a woman...is one of the hardest things to do. Sean: All right. So, what do I do, Casanova?

Hank: I been waiting a long time to have this talk with you, buddy. There are three things you to know about understanding girls. Number One: Don't follow your instincts. Any other area in life...instincts will get you there. Not with women. So whatever you think you should do, do the opposite. Number Two: You need to be open, sensitive. Women don't want a man just because he's big and strong and has abs like mine. No. They want a thinker, they want a feeler. They want someone who can understand them. Women want a man who is in touch with his most inner emotions. And the third thing is the most important of all. It's something that women have responded to for thousands of years. Sean: Well, tell me.

Hank: You have got to do this.

Sean: What is that?

Hank: That is the pec pop of love. Now go on and throw a berry.

Sean: No.

Hank: Go on and throw a berry. There's some behind you. Grab one and throw it. Don't be afraid, they're not gonna bite. Boom. Go ahead, grab a bunch. Rapid-fire, now.

Sean: I'm not doing rapid-fire.

Hank: They will not stop until you feed them.

Sean: Feed them? No.

Hank: Feed them, they're hungry.

Gabato: I'll feed them.

Hank: Attaboy. Come and get some.

Gabato: Okay, you ready? Ready? Here we go. Ooh. Ooh. Ooh. Ooh. Ooh. Ooh. Ooh. Ooh. Ooh. Ooh. Ooh. Ooh. Ooh.

Sean: Stop.

Gabato: Ready? This one's special.

Hank: Make this one count.

Gabato: Mmm. No way, that's awesome. Sean: Stop encouraging him.

Gabato: It's a gift.

Hank: It is a gift.

Gabato: He has a gift.

Hank: Sean, it works every time.

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