Comments on View from the Top Donna Jensen is a girl from a small town in Nevada who wishes to see the world in order to get away from her unhappy life. One day, she reads a book My Life in the Sky written by Sally Weston a famous successful flight attendant, and decides to follow her destiny by becoming a flight attendant. She firstly goes to a small, seedy California commuter airline; however, the experience encourages her to attend open interviews for Royalty Airlines. Donna passes the interview and she puts herself into the training camp. After meeting her idol Sally Weston, she is determined to get the assignment to Paris. Unfortunately when the assignments are posted, Donna is shocked that she is assigned to a commuter route in Cleveland. On contrary, her friend Christine who didn’t get herself well trained now is inexplicably assigned the high-priority New York route. In Cleveland Donna meets Ted again and fells in love with him. By chance Donna find that Christine steal her paper and made her lose the chance to NY. Finally Donna goes to Paris and leaves Ted, but she is not happy about the life in Paris. With Sally’ inspiration Donna goes back to Cleveland and make a better dream come true there.

I believe many people are satisfied with the lovely ending that Donna lives with Ted and becoming a captain. The first half part of the film shows the classic style in American films—lovelorn woman and success in career. But the style of the second half is different. This part shows Donna is travelling in cities alone and meditating the choice between love and career. As we know that the actress Gwyneth Paltrow is an Oscar winner, however she is not very good at comedic performance. Hence the cute and smart characters are not well performed. But as an experienced actress, Gwyneth well shows the inside world of Donna—endless loneliness after getting the success in career. The ambivalence of Donna is successfully performed.

Though the film is not very wonderful, the theme should be well praised that never give up your pursuit of happiness and dreams. Certainly dreams are inspirational in one’s life and can encourage one to make full efforts to make dreams come true. But plans cannot keep up to changes, choices and decisions must be made sometimes, and mostly the choices and decisions can affect one’s whole life. When we meet such situations we should think about the choice and reality very deeply. Actually I will choose love when I come up to such situation. Because love is a eternal subject that man will never stop pursuing love. Many people believe that a good job is everything and job can bring the sense of happiness and make dreams come true. However in this film we can easily find out that Donna is not so happy when she really in Paris. On the contrary, Donna prefers the life with Ted. Love cannot be replaced by anything. So before you make a decision you should think about that when you really want.

第二篇：View From The Top(美国空姐)

1DONNA:Every story starts somewhere.2And mine begins in a small towncalled Silver Springs, Nevada.3My mother was an ex- show girl.4Emphasis on the "ex. "5There's my father.6He came by for the beer.7Whoa. Oh, my God.Look at this.8Oh, my God!9Happy birthday, Donna 10Whoa, whoa 11I didn't get to blow outmy candles.12But I do remember my wish.13That I could get as far away14from Silver Springsas possible.15Well, that didn't happen.16Come on, sweetie.17My mom, always optimistic,18was on her fourthhusband, Pete.19Come on, baby.Come on.20RODNE Y:Ugh. What happened?21Rodney. His son.22No need for DNA testingon that one.23I still had my mindon a different life24beyond Silver Springs.25Then I met Tommy,the high school quarterback.26Boy, was he a great kisser.27Together, I knewwe were going places.28He went as far asassistant manager at Big Lots29and used his pull to get me ajob in the luggage department.30This is the best bagmoney can buy. Bar none.31You've got the nylon twillwith DuPont protective coating.32This is the bag you usewhen you fly?33Well...34I've actually never beenon an airplane,35but if I ever get to go on one,36this thing is gonna follow mearound like my own little dog.37My birthday came,38and I didn't have to makethe same old wish.39Tommy and I had foundour way out.40Hey. I caught you.41Donna. Hey.42I thought you didn't get offtill 8:00.43I got Becky to cover for me.44Oh.45Oh!46Now that you're here...47Let me have the card.48No, no.It's silly.49Just forget about it.It's actually kind of corny.50Hey, I brought that dressthat you like.51Want to watch me change?52- No, hey, Donna.- Ah!53Don't read that.54Come on.I like things that are corny.55You're breaking up with me?56In a birthday card?57Why?58Well, they don't makebreaking-up cards.59[Gasps]I thought that...60We had plans.61[Sighs, groans]62Donna, don't take thisthe wrong way.63I decided to takesomebody else to Tucson.64Somebody else?65Yeah.66Linda from Lawn Chairs.67Actually, it's Brendain Barbecues.68Look, Donna,you're a great girl.69Really, you are.70But with this promotionand transfer to Tucson,71I just need toshake things up a bit.72Business is business.73Come on, Donna.Face it.74You're a small-town girl.75You belong here.76ANNOUNCER: We're backwith more "Pure Oxygen,"77talking to Sally Weston.78Can you tell our viewers79the moment you decidedto change your life?80I left my job at Big Lots81and thought about becomingan alcoholic.

82Just kidding.83[Sighs]84But then something happened.85There I waswith garbage in front of me.86The worst moment of my life.87I thought,"What am I gonna do?"88For a second I was real scared.89Since I was a girl,all I heard from people was,90"You are nothing.Nothing is what you deserve."91But that nightsomething clicked.92And I just knewI was worth something.93From a little girlin West Texas94to the world's most famousflight attendant.95Author of "My Life in the Sky."Can we get a shot of that?96Motivational speaker.97I'm curious.Why'd you pick flying?98No matter how much I lovethat sleepy little town,99none of my dreamswere waiting down there.100They were waiting up there.101And frankly, people,no matter where you're from,102no matter who peoplethink you are,103you can be whatever you want.104But you got to start right now.105Right this second, in fact.106But how?107You should startby buying my book.108I agree.But you can't have my copy.109"My Life in the Sky."110We'll be right backwith more "Pure Oxygen."111[Tires screech]112I took Sally's advice.113Sure, Sierra Airlines wasn'tthe biggest and the best.114It was the smallestand the absolute worst.115But everybodyhas to start somewhere.116Donna, why do you want to bea stewardess?117Well, for allthe travel opportunities.118And for the excitement.119We're a budget airline.We fly from Laughlin to Fresno.120Once a week to Bakersfield.121We got five planes.We fly gamblers and drunks.122Right.123I want to providethose gamblers and drunks124with the best servicein the sky.125You're gonna lovethe uniform.126Our motto is "Big hair,short skirts,127and service with a smile."128Sir, please fastenyour seat belt.129[Toilet flushes]130You nervous?131I'm Sherry.132Donna.133Welcome to Sierra.134As much as you can today,sweetie, just stick by me.135I hear we're full,but it's a piece of cake.136Okay.137Okay, the overhead bins areclosed and the cabin is secure.138Good job.I'll do the safety.139Go tell the captain we're ready.140Okay.141Welcome aboard Sierra Airlinesflight 312 to Fresno.142There are three emergency exits.143Captain, we are...144[Snoring]145Captain?146Is he all right?147Don't worry about him.148He'll be fine.149I'll poke him with a stick,and he'll get at it.150If not, I'll give himhis blanky and...151take matters into my own hands.152Steve.Steve Bench.153Call me Copilot Steve.154I'm Donna Jensen.155I'm a trainee.156You nervous, Donna?157Nah.158Well, yeah.A little bit.159W

ell, don't worry.160I've had only two near-missesand a couple of minor crashes.161I chalk it up to experience,and I'm feeling better about it.162I'm joking.163I knew that.164If there's anything I can do,you come up here. Okay?165Put your hands on your knees.166They don't want themflailing about if we crash.167I'm gonna teach you 168All about loving 169Sit yourself downand take a seat 170All you gotta dois repeat after me 171A- B- C 172Easy as 1- 2- 3 173As simple as do- re- mi 174A- B- C 1751- 2- 3, baby,you and me, girl 176It's just like a roller coaster.177You ever beenon a plane before?178Well, yeah.179I mean, you know.180Sometimes it helpsif you don't look down.181[Breathing heavily]I'm doing great.182[Whirring loudly]183Shit!184- It's just the wheels.- We lost the wheels?185No, Donna. Relax.186[Breathing heavily]I am relaxed!187[Whimpers]188Oh! Oh!189We're gonna crash!190Oh, my God!We're gonna crash!191- Come back here!- We're gonna crash!192We're gonna crash!193[Screams]194MAN:Sit down!195[Screaming continues]196SHERRY:Thank you. Fly with us again.197- Enjoy the sights.- Thanks.198How you doing?199I was terrible.200I couldn't walk.I spilled the coffee.201I totally freaked outthe passengers.202It wasn't exactlya frozen lake up there.203Turbulence is tough.You'll get the hang of it.204Am I gonna get fired?205- I'm gonna get fired.- Nobody's getting fired.206Really.You're gonna be a pro.207You're going places.208You think?209I'm a pilot. It's my job to knowwhere people are going.210One for you.211Put your seatin the upright position.212Ma'am, would you putyour tray table up?213To fasten your seat belt,insert the metal fitting.214Before long, I was flyingfull- speed ahead.215I even got my own trainee.Christine.216There wasn't a lot to doon weekends.217There was always tanningat Lake Havasu.218I can't believe your boyfriendowns this whole houseboat.219If you don't marry him,I am gonna kill you.220First of all, sweetie,Herb ain't asked me.221Oh, my God!222What's wrong?223[Laughs]My clasp broke.224There's some safety pins ina shoebox in the bedroom closet.225CHRISTINE:Go topless.226You are a very badinfluence on me.227Thank you.228[Horn honks]229[Horn honking]230SHERRY: Mmm-mmm.Lake Patrol at 2:00.231Hey, Sherry.Herb around?232Don't know.Might be inside.233What'd he do?Take a leak in the lake?234The guy ran off with myflare gun and never returned it.235Well, you have my permissionto teach that man a lesso

n.236[Chuckles]237Oh, Ted, this is Christine.238It's a pleasure to meet you.239Hey, let me know if you needany backup.240I might take you up on that.241[Clattering]242- [Grunts] Freeze!- [Screams]243I am so sorry.244I thought you were Herb.245Do I look like a Herb?246No, ma'am.You look nothing like a Herb.247I'd appreciate it248if you could find itin your heart to forgive me.249It's all right.250Who are you, anyway?251I'm no one.I mean I'm Ted.252My name's Ted.253Well, Ted, I'm Donna.You can uncover your eyes now.254It's nice to meet you, Donna.255My clasp broke.I was looking for a safety pin.256Don't move.Help is on the way.257Clasp, huh?258What are you gonna dowith those?259Turn, please.260[Whistles]261Okay.262You new around here?263Yeah.264I work with Sherrydown at Sierra.265Oh.266Uh-huh.267Okay. All set.268Thank you.269It was the least I can do.270Being that you're newaround here, I have to tell you271that it is my official dutyto give all newcomers272a special guided touron my boat.273- Oops.- Oops. There you go.274Hey.275You mind if I come with?276Okay, sure. Yeah.277Suddenlyyou're in this fight alone 278[Engine roaring]279- Whoa!- Whoa!280And the night'sthe hardest time 281When the doubtsrun through your mind 282'Cause suddenlyyou find yourself 283[Engine shuts off]284Beautiful, huh?285Thank you.286It really is.287Ted, would you oil my back?288Okay. Yeah.289- Thank you.- Sure.290So, how'd you becomean officer of the law?291Oh, I'm not.292I'm a student.A law student.293Or I was.At Ohio State.294My family's from Cleveland.295Was?296Yeah, I quit my final semester.297And then I went bumming aroundfor a few months.298And now I'm here for a while.299Yeah, I quit high school.300Would you domy shoulders for me?301Why'd you quit?302- Well, I was...- I don't...303Everything was on track.304I was on my way to beinga big-shot attorney.305I had a hot law firmall lined up.306And then I thought,"What am I doing?307Is this what I want?"308My whole life was overbefore it had begun.309I wanted to travel.310I wanted to see the world.Eat, drink, enjoy myself.311And then I had this crazy idea312that I would look for the thingthat would make me most happy.313Would you mindif I saw you next weekend?314- No, I swear, they do!- [Women giggling]315Can you believewe had to refuel here?316I mean, where are we?Bedrock?317- What was the bathroom like?- Awful.318- I love that lipstick.- Chanel.319

Remind me. As soonas we get to New York...320I have to go straightto Vuitton.321- Are those new earrings?- The guy in Rome.322The guy in London.Thank God we're out of here.323I think I need to takea flea dip.324[Laughter]325We better go.326Don't forget you wanted to goto the gift shop327and get a Toblerone.328Right.329You know what?330What?331We are as good as they are.332- We are?- We are?333We don't have to spend our lives334working at Sierrafor some weaselly ex-bookie.335You know,I once worked for Pan Am.336Three whole months.337Uniforms were natural fiber.338What happened?339They went bust.340So you started workingfor Sierra?341I needed a job.Nobody else was hiring.342Well, they're hiring now.343Royalty Airlines job fair.344This weekend at theMarriot Hotel in San Francisco.345You guys,this could be so good.346Who's in?347Oh, oh 348Living on a prayer 349Take my hand 350We can make it, I swear 351Oh, oh 352Living on a prayer 353Ohhh, we're halfway there 354Oh, Oh 355Living on a prayer 356Take my hand 357We'll make it, I swear 358Oh, Oh 359Living on a prayer 360WOMAN:This is our brochure.361If you have any questions,feel free to ask.362"No person may serveas a flight attendant363unless that personhas demonstrated364to the pilot in command365familiarity withthe necessary functions366to be performed in..."Oh, my God.367You dot your I'swith little hearts?368That's so cute.369Yeah, well,it's my trademark.370That and my hickeys.371Well, a girl's got to havea skill.372I was excited to be interviewedby the legendary John Whitney.373He had been with Royaltya long time.374Hi.375I'm John Whitney.376Maybe a little too long.377This one.378Head of the Royalty flight-attendant trainee program.379Tell me, why do you want to workfor Royalty Airlines?380I believe that I have a lotto offer your airline.381Because the planes are...382They're so much bigger.383Oh. My gum.384Why do you want to workfor Royalty Airlines?385Oh, well...386[Chuckles]I've got a lot of answers.387I just got to thinkof the right one.388Take your time.Collect. Gather. Go.389Because I'm organizedand efficient.390I worked for Sierra Airlines,you know.391I put that down there.392Yeah, right above Hooters.393Hooters.394Right. Oh, yes.395If there is a task,I will not stop396until I have completed itperfectly.397Did I say "organized"?398- Got a question for you.- Okay.399What's your tolerance levelfor pain?400Physical pain.401Lik

e, sexual pain?402Would you consider yourselfa people person?403Oh, definitely.Big people person.404- Not just big people.- Not just giants.405- You got it.- Okay.406To learn and to follow throughwith all the tasks.407I'm just gonna say a few words.408- Okay.- Okay.409Didgeridoo.410Scooby Doo-Doo.411Tectonic plates.412Tectonic plates.413Dishware.414- Do you handle surprises well?- [Both laugh]415Do you handle surprises well?416[Both laugh]417I scared you, didn't I?418No, no.419It has always been my dreamto work for the best.420And I think you guysare the best.421That's just terrific.422You're terrific, how about?423No. This one.424It's called strabismus.425There's no businesslike "strobusiness."426I get to make jokes.427Does anything frighten you?428Oh, you mean the eye?429I didn't notice.430Oh, my God.431You're kidding.432That's the waythe cookie crumbles.433But this is so unfair.434You're a better flight attendantthan we'll ever be.435I'll be fine.436I been thinking aboutquitting anyway.437I'm sure gonna miss you guys.438We're gonna miss you, too.439Study hard.And make me proud.440Congratulationsto Donna Jensen.441Getting intothe Royalty Learning Center.442[Sighs]I'm nervous.443People say it's really hard.444A lot of people don't make itpast the first two weeks.445I don't want to be one of them.446Are you kidding me?447They would have neverpicked you448unless they thoughtyou could handle it.449You're smart. You're beautiful.You're charming.450You're gonna do great.451Wow!452You give one hell of a pep talk.453I got a lot of that back home.My parents are big cheerleaders.454Sally always says that thegreatest asset somebody can have455is having peoplewho believe in them.456Who's Sally?Your aunt?457She's kind of like a friend.458[Donna laughing]459- Oh.- Yeah.460Oh, you know, we're gonna havea little goodbye party461Friday nightfrom 7:00 to whenever.462Oh, yeah.463Well, I'm probablynot gonna make it.464Why not?465I can be happy for youthat you're leaving for an hour.466But 7:00 till whenever,the smile won't last.467Yeah, our timing iskind of terrible, huh?468I had a really good time,and I was hoping you'd be a jerk469so I wouldn't feel like I wasmissing out by moving to Texas.470Well, I'm parked out there.471Yeah, I'm...472Right.473So...474[Sighs]475The only kiss we got hereis a goodbye kiss,476which, as kisses go,not my favorite.477So...[Clears throat]478- Goodbye, Donna Jensen.- Bye.479Good luck in school.480

Oh, thank you.481Don't run with scissors.482Why can't all choicesbe simple?483Why can't they all bewindow or aisle?484Coffee or tea?485Not career or romance.486JOHN:B. That's a fun one.487Now take off.[Laughs]488- Hi.- Hi.489I'm John Whitney.490Head of the Royalty flight-attendant trainee program.491Welcome andcongratulations, Dana.492It's Donna.493Sure. Okay.494Good to see you, Mary.495It's Christine, actually.496Sure. Okay. Great.497What we have here is yourRoyalty Airlines amenities kit498containing airport codesand regulation manuals,499your registration packet,campus rules,500and informationabout our mentor program.501Yeah.502You two will be stayingin dorm C.503That's a fun one. Yeah.Questions?504None. Good.505All right.Take off.506- Hi.- Hi, Cindy.507- Oh, my God.- Janette.508Sure. Okay.509Sally Weston is a mentor?510Sally Weston!511So, who is thisSally Weston person, anyway?512Who is Sally Weston?513Only the authorof "My Life in the Sky."514Hmm.515Sally Weston representsan ideal516of poise and beautyand accomplishment517that every flight attendantshould strive to achieve.518Oh, I like her hair.519[Telephone rings]520Hello?521Yes, this is she.522We'd love to.523Oh, my God.524Would you like to ridein my beautiful balloon? 525Would you like to ridein my beautiful balloon? 526We could floatamong the stars together 527You and I 528For we can fly 529Up- up and away 530Howdy!Welcome aboard!531ALL: Howdy!532More white wine, girls?533ALL: Yes, please.534Oh, I'm sorry.How about you, Randy?535Just consider meone of the girls, Mr. W.536This is a really big houseyou have, Mrs. Weston.537Thank you.Jack built it.538Along with the restof Rancho Esmeralda community.539- The whole thing?- With my bare hands.540How did you all meet?541Oh, that is a cute story.542Jack was flying to Maui to buildthe Kaanapali Towers resort.543I was serving him.This was first-class.544He must have pushedthat call button 20 times.545"More warm nuts.More warm nuts."546No man alive could eatthat many warm nuts.547So then,when I saw this huge pile548of warm nuts under his seat,it hit me.549It wasn't the nuts he wanted.It was me!550ALL: Oh!551Where have you beenall my life, Mr. Man?552What was it like, Mrs. Weston,when you started flying?553Sally, please.554Oh, it was wonderful.555The exotic cities.556Yeah, I hear all thoseEurope guys are uncircumcised.557Nope. Not all.558So, is it difficult to getthose international routes?559

- You have to have seniority.- Should I apply now?560And even then, you have tospeak several languages561and serve impeccably.562Oh, but it was worth it.It was different then.563People dressed for flights.564It was like every nightgoing to the opera.565Every night was...566Magic.567- Oh!- [Laughs]568- You scared me.- Sorry.569There's somethingI want to show you.570This is all yours?571You bet.572It's everything I wanted.573You can have everything youwant, too, if you stay focused.574Follow your head,not your heart.575What do you mean?576I sense something in you, Donna.Something special.577What is it?578Hunger.579You do?580Mm-hmm.I had it myself.581I wanted Paris.First-class international.582And nothing less.583So today this is all mine.584You're just like me, Donna.585My old uniform.586Oh, that is so beautiful.587Well, of course it is.We're Royalty.588Oh, it suits you.589Feel the fabric.590It's so...591Soft?592And luxurious?593Paris.First-class international.594Donna, say it.595Paris.First-class international.596It's the only roadto happiness.597Paris.First-class international.598It's your destiny.599[Exhales deeply]600Ten-hut!601At ease.[Chuckles]602Welcome aboard.603You should all be very,very proud.604The simple factthat you're here605at the Royalty Learning Center606means you've joineda very special family.607The Royal... ty family.608Our first goalhere at Royalty Airlines609is to bring back the styleand the glamour610to the art of flying.611In the coming weeks,I'll impart to you612the necessary hands-on training613for you to functionat the highest level.614Up there.615But don't expect an easy road.616[Laughing]No, no, no.617An easy road... comma...don't expect one.618I will not hold your hand.I'm not even gonna touch it.619[Laughter]620Now, what I want all of youto do is to stand up.621Come on. Let's go.Stand up.622And I want you to lookunderneath your seat. Go ahead.623Taped to the bottom,each of you will find a $ 1 bill.624Now, what did we learnfrom this exercise?625We learned you have to get offyour ass to make a buck.626[Laughter]627Down.628[Chuckling]Thank you.629Now, we don't actually learnto make bucks here,630but we do learnto treat our passengers...631...like royalty.632Yeah.633So, shall we get started?634[Buzzer]635There's an oxygen maskup above you...636ALL:On a hidden shelf.637Before helping the peoplewho love you,638put it on yourself.639- Excuse me, miss.- Yes?640This

is first class.641I want my hand towels.I want my little booties.642And I want my warm nuts!643Warm nuts.Here you go.644You call these warm nuts?645I've felt warmer nutson a polar bear!646- Stop it!- [Woman gasps]647No.648What did we learn here?649Upon encountering a DP,or a disgruntled passenger,650take the following steps.651"A"...Listen.652Two... Acknowledge.653And "C"...Explain.654And on a more personal note,655I have actually felta polar bear's nuts. Yeah.656Quite toasty warm.657[Buzzer]658Get those masks on!659Louder!660[Muffled] There'san oxygen mask up above you661on a hidden shelf.662Before helping the peoplewho love you...663JOHN:We learned to keep our heads,664to stay calm, and to not getfreaked out, okay?665Just rememberthe H.A.L.T. principle.666Disgruntled passengers arehungry, angry, lonely, tired,667and have a skewed visionof the world.668Okay.So that's H.A.L.T.S.669Hungry, angry, lonely, tired,skewed vision.670H.A.L.T.S.V.W.671Go!672"Asses the window..."673Okay. Stop.674CHRISTINE: What?675It's assess the window.Not "asses" the window.676You put the wrong em-phasison the wrong syl-lable.677...with a skewed world view,678so really,it's V.I.C.T.I.M.S.W.V.679But you get my point.680Assess the window!Is it good to go?681Drop! Drop!682Remove your shoes!Don't take anything with you!683Whoa! Yes.684Eleven seconds!The trainee record!685[Cheers and applause]686[Mumbling]687What's the matter?688Who am I kidding?I'm never gonna fly a 747.689Headed rightfor Royalty Express.690Probably wind up in Cleveland.691Christine, stop being so hardon yourself.692- You just have to concentrate.- That's easy for you to say.693You're headed for New Yorkand London.694I am not smarter than you, okay?695Who cares, anyway,what to do in a water landing?696They don't landin the damn water.697They crash.698People always say thateveryone's good at something.699That everyone hassome sort of hidden skill.700What if I don't?701What if there's nothingthat I'm good at?702What about your hickeys?703Yeah.704Oh. Come on.705Would you stopbeating yourself up?706You are gonna get through this.707Here's what we're gonna do.708Dry those little eyes.709Where'd you get these?710Oh, from Sally Weston's house.711There's a whole bunch of them.Aren't they cool?712You stole them?713No.They're guest soap.714We were guests.715They were there for us.716Yeah, to use, you know?Not to take.717Come on.Everybody does it.718It's no big deal.719Excuse me.Di

dn't you read chapter 7?720- Chapter 7.- Employment and ethics.721If you get caughtstealing anything,722you will get fired like that.723You're not mad at me, are you?724No.725Yes!726[Bell rings]727Time's up.728Pencils down.Books closed.729Remember to writeyour identification number730on the front of the exam bookletand pass it forward.731So, how'd you do?732New York, here I come.733[Applause]734SALLY:Thank you.735Thanks so much for listening.Thank you.736Can I get my picture with you?737I would love that.Where do you want to do it?738- Okay.- Can you get the "R" in it?739Say "Royalty."740Repeat after me.First-class international.741DONNA:First-class international.742WOMAN: Cincinnati.That's not that bad.743MAN:Miami! I got Miami!744Oh, my God!745Oh, my God!I can't believe it!746[Cheering, laughter]747Hey, Donna!748I got New York.[Laughs]749There must be some mistake.750Ms. Jensen, try and take thisnews with the poise and grace751that one associateswith Royalty Airlines.752We expect our employees tobehave in a professional manner753and to handle setbackswith integrity.754Screw integrity!755I am not going back to commuter!756DONNA:Oh, my God.757I can't believethis is happening.758This cannot be happening.759JOHN: Royalty Express,although commuter,760is still a memberof the Royalty family, okay?761It's not my destiny.762I want my destiny.763Well, I'm sorry.764But you'll be eligibleto reapply after one year.765One year?766I was the best in my class.You were there.767I've seen it a hundred times.768You peaked too soon.769I don't understand.770How do I explain this?771You're what wein the trainee business call772a "peak-too-sooner."773Yeah.774It happens.775I aced that test.I want to see it.776- That's not procedure.- Call Sally Weston.777- She'll tell you.- Sally Weston.778Although an excellent mentor,779she has no authorityin these matters.780- That is bullshit.- Want to know what's bullshit?781Eye exams!That's what's bullshit!782I wanted my destiny, too,you know!783I wanted to bea flight attendant, but no!784There's a shit stick out therecalled procedure, Ms. Jensen!785And I'm here to tell you786that everyone gets hitwith the shit stick!787Eye exam! Eye exam!Eye exam!788[Breathing heavily]789Forgive me.[Chuckles]790Dr. Tim at the center sayswhen I get like this,791I need to refocus.792So just give me a second, okay?793[Bell rings]794[Chanting softly]795[Exhales deeply]796Better. Okay.797Look, you can flyRoyalty E

xpress for a year,798or you can leave the airline.799Where am I going?800Let me have a look here.801Welcome to ClevelandHopkins International Airport.802Remain seated until the aircrafthas come to a complete stop803and the captain has turned offthe "fasten seat belt" sign.804We know you have a choicewhen you travel.805We thank you for choosingRoyalty Express.806I don't know if I mentioned it.I'm glad I'm working with you.807In Cleveland!Don't you love it?808Terminal Tower.Lake Erie.809It's like Paris,except everybody speaks English810and they're 30 poundsoverweight.811We are gonna look so thin.812WOMAN: When you meet someonein the daytime,813you can greet them with"Bonjour!"814DONNA: Bonjour!815- Bonjour!- Bonjour!816If you are talking to a man,you usually add "monsieur. "817Bonjour, monsieur.818Bonjour, monsieur.819- Bonjour, monsieur.- Bonjour, monsieur.820Good afternoon.821Welcome aboardRoyalty Express flight 27.822Two in the rearand two in the front.823- Cheese sandwich for you?- Thanks.824Cheese.825We have one cheese left.826- Bologna or cheese?- Whatever.827Can I take this chair?828Sure.829- Hey!- What?830You told me to take it.831Ted!832Hey, Donna.833Oh, my God!834I'm great.835Oh. You didn't ask mehow I was.836No, but now that you told me.837What are you doingin Cleveland?838I live here.Around the corner. Yeah.839This is Royalty's hub.840Well, express.841You're kidding.842MARY: Ted.843Oh, one sec.844That's my partner, Mary.845Hello.846Hi.847Wow.848She's pretty.849Oh, no.My school partner.850Oh.851I'm in law school.852Oh, my God!853That is so great.854It's unbelievable, huh?855So I've got one yearin Cleveland.856Then I can reapply.857I've been here for six weeks,and it's not so bad.858Well, you're basicallyhalfway there859if you're just really,really bad at math.860So, why'd you go backto law school?861I had dinnerwith this incredible woman862who was charging afterher dreams and not hiding out.863I thought to myself,"I could do that."864So I'm here now for a year.It's flying by.865I really miss my family,which is uncool.866So please don't tell anybodyI told you.867I promise.868Okay, here's how I look at it.869Cleveland is like thisgreat, big, giant waiting room.870All we have to dois put in our year871and somebody's gonna callour name.872Cleveland's like this great,big dentist's office,873and we're next on the list.874Exactly.875Now all we have to do876is think about somethingto occupy our time.

877Mm-hmm.878Hmm.879For once in my life,I have someone who needs me 880Someone I've needed so long 881For once, unafraid,I can go where life leads me 882SomehowI know I'll be strong 883For once, I can touch 884What my heartused to dream of 885Sometimes, just whenyou brace yourself886for a really bumpy flight,887it's amazing how the skiescan suddenly clear.888But between my busy schedule889and the extra job Ted tookto pay for school,890I spent too many nightsordering pizza891and watching TN T.892[Knock on door]893Just a minute.894Small cheese pizzawith everything.895$8 even.896Just call me a suckerfor a man in uniform.897I cannot believewe got this route.898Oh, my God.A real business class?899[Laughs]900And guess what I get to doin half an hour.901- Bake cookies.- Oh, my God.902You are so notRoyalty Express material.903I can't believe on a testyou're as bad as me.904You studied like crazy.905Get out of here.906The more I thinkabout that test,907the more convinced I amthat something got screwed up.908I might hire a lawyerto check into it.909Hey, you could help me outwith that.910I'm not a lawyer.911Well, you're gonna be.912You think so, huh?913Mm-hmm.914How is it thatyou believe in me so much?915- Somebody's got to.- [Chuckles]916Check out 3B.917Isn't he cute?918Aside from the headphone hair.919When I asked him to put his trayin its upright position,920he said, "That too?"921I mean, hello.922And those arms.My God.923He's like somethingout of "Men's Health."924Well, I'll root for youeven though it's against policy.925You rat me out and I'll stopletting you do my paperwork.926All I want is a littleof what you've got with Ted.927Oh, God.He is great.928Did I tell you he wants me tomeet his family for Christmas?929And that's bad news why?930For me, anything that everhas to do with family931is always bad news.932Please.Don't make me cry.933The thing is, Randy,I've always been this girl934from Silver Springsthat everybody's said,935"You're never gonna do anything,never gonna get out of here."936I just worry thatif I fall in love with Ted,937what's gonna happen938to everything I've workedso hard for?939Okay. Fine.Don't fall in love with him.940That's kind of whyI'm having the problem.941It just takes willpower.942You didn't fall in lovewith me, did you?943You're gay.944But it still took willpower,didn't it?945Thanks, Donna.946MR. STEWART:Come over here, Justin.947Okay. Who's next?948TED: Grandma!949- It's from me and Ted.- What?950[

Shouting]She can't hear very well!951It's from Donna and me!952Thank you, dear.953What is it?954It's an all-in-oneremote control!955Now you don't have to fusswith all those gadgets anymore!956Thank you, dear.Oh, Merry Christmas, Ted.957Thank you, Donna.958Now it's your turn.959You said we weren'tgonna do presents.960Just open it.961He said we weren'tgonna do presents.962TED:I said that.963- Oh, my God.- What do you think?964- You like it?- It's so beautiful.965It has two time zones.966If a passenger asks youwhat time it is,967you can think about me.[Laughs]968I love it.969MR. STEWART:She's a great gal.970I think so.971Oh, you're not outof the woods yet, Donna.972You got one more present.973- From all of us.- [Laughter]974It's the annualStewart family uniform!975[Laughter]976I got you a medium.977- I hope you like it baggy.- Thank you.978Time for the team photo!Everybody get over by Grandma.979- Come on, Donna.- Jensen, get in here.980It's a family picture.981Oh, no, Donna.Don't be shy.982Come on, Donna.983- It's flashing.- Quick!984TED:Quick. Smile.985ALL: Cheese.986Well, you survived your firstStewart family Christmas.987It was good.988I never knew a familycould be like that.989No fighting.No yelling.990Normally, that "everyonedressing the same" thing991would kind of freak me out.992But I even likethat dorky red sweater.993Is that all that's going onin that head of yours?994I'm just not used to all that,you know?995Dan.996Hi, Donna.How's life treating you?997All right. I want to geta confirmation for tomorrow.998Sure.999[Typing]1000We got you going to Pittsburghon flight 285 at 0800.1001Any chance of that Dallas routeopening up?1002Let me have a look.1003Sorry.Nothing yet.1004All right.Well, thank you.1005Have a good trip, Donna.1006Oh, my God.Christine?1007Donna!1008Oh, my God!1009Oh, my God!1010What are you doingin Cleveland?1011My New York-L.A. flight hadmechanical problems,1012so they dumped us herefor the night.1013Oh, right.1014God.Look at your hair.1015Oh, yeah, I know.1016I'm going fora more classic look.1017Goes better with Chanel.1018Right.1019I have the sweetest littleapartment on West 73rd Street.1020Oh, you would beso proud of me.1021You know what, Ted?1022If it wasn't for Donna,1023I would've never made itthrough basic training.1024Oh, now,that's not really true.1025It is.1026Actually, just last week,1027I was thinking abouthow well you trained me.1028I was on the New York-to-Chicago

flight, right?1029This guy gets on.He has this huge musical case.1030He's trying to stuff itinto the overhead compartment.1031Clearly the thing is too big.He refuses to check it.1032So I thought, "What wouldDonna do right now?"1033So I politely said to him,1034"Either you check itor you deplane."1035That's not what I would do.1036What do you mean?1037Well, you must,as a flight attendant,1038offer the option of buyinganother seat at half price1039for that oversized item.1040It's section 23.4of the manual.1041Well, I can't remembereverything.1042[Laughs]1043But you should'veremembered that one.1044It was the last questionon our exam.1045Say, Christine, do you haveany of those little wings?1046My nephew's been begging mefor some.1047They don't have themon express.1048Let me look.1049Let's seewhat we've got in here.1050Whoa.[Clears throat]1051Oh, I love these.1052Love it, love it.1053I have so much garbage in here.1054Ah. Here we go.1055Future pilot.1056Thank you.1057Enjoy.1058There.1059We could do shotsif you want to.1060Let's do shots.1061Want to?1062SALLY: Paris.First-class international.1063Paris.First-class international.1064[Airplane engines roaring]1065I think I'm doing very wellat express.1066But I just can'tstop thinking there was1067some kind of mix-upwith my test.1068Some kindof computer malfunction.1069Those things mess up.1070They lose luggage or send bagsto the wrong city.1071I'm afraid that's impossible.1072The tests are hand-graded.1073Oh, right.I forgot about that.1074I'm sorry.1075I'm sure there's nothingyou can do anyway.1076Who saysthere is nothing I can do?1077I am Sally Weston.1078I invented this.1079Before me, they just pointed.True story.1080Wow.1081I did speak to John.1082I asked himif I could see my test.1083I begged him.He said no.1084I asked him if you could seethe test, and he said no.1085Don't you worry about John.Did you see me on "Oprah"?1086I scared the hell out of thatlittle wiener Dr. Phil.1087It's test 1047.1088Hello.It's Sally Weston.1089Oh, my God.1090Oh, my God.1091What is it, Donna?1092This isn't my test.1093It's my number.It's number 1047.1094But it isn't mine.Look at those little hearts.1095Time's up.Pencils down. Books closed.1096Remember to writeyour identification number1097on the front of the exam bookletand pass it forward.1098So, how'd you do?1099New York, here I come.1100I can't believe it.1101I trusted her.She was my best friend.1102Oh, my God.These answers.1103No wonder we sent

youto express.1104We were being nice.1105I can't believeshe'd steal my test!1106Wait a minute.1107That night I had you kidsover for dinner,1108someone took my airplane soaps.1109Oh, my God.1110She is probablystealing us blind.1111Hell, I'll bet she's gota whole closetful1112of airline property.1113Headsets. Booze.Kosher meals.1114There's two thingswe've got to do.1115We got to get you retested.There's a group next week.1116If you do as well as I think,we can reassign you right away.1117How soon can you leaveCleveland?1118I'd just have to talk to Ted.1119Who's Ted?1120This really great guythat I'm seeing.1121Oh.1122Well, I'm afraid you've gota decision to make.1123Yeah.1124Well, what would you do?1125Well, I know what I did.1126And so do you,if you read my book.1127But, honey, it's your life.It's your decision.1128Right.1129Well, I'll call you later.1130I've got a flightback to Cleveland at 4:00.1131You said there were two things.1132I'll take care of that.1133Just skedaddle.Don't miss that flight.1134Okay. Thanks.1135WOMAN:Royalty Airlines.1136Hello.Internal security, please.1137MAN:Security.1138This is Sally Weston.1139I'm calling to report a codeblue for Christine Montgomery.1140Put a ghost rideron her next flight.1141If you see any violations,I want that klepto picked up1142as soon as the planehits pavement.1143- Miss Montgomery?- Yeah?1144I have to ask youto come with me.1145Why? Who are you?1146Royalty Security.Please step this way.1147[Horn honks]1148Hey, Jensen!1149You were right.1150I can't believe it.I'm top of my class.1151Oh, my God.1152Ted, that is so great.1153So get your damn coat on,Jensen.1154We're going out to celebrate.1155I have to talk to you.1156I flew to Dallas today.Christine stole my test.1157You're kidding.1158So they're gonna retest me.1159Wow.That's great.1160When are they doing that?1161I got to leave right away.1162Okay. Sure.No problem.1163We'll celebratewhen you get back.1164The thing is,if I do well on the test,1165I might not be back.1166I could get placedin New York.1167That's it?We don't talk about it?1168I come home.You're leaving?1169Well, we've always said1170that Cleveland isjust a big waiting room.1171For me, the waiting room wasmy life until I met you.1172I'm in love with you.1173I can't let somebody tell methat I've seen enough.1174Not again.1175Got it.Point taken.1176I hated leaving Ted.1177Ted made me feellike I'd finally found home.1178The problem was, I wasn'tso sure I was rea

dy to be home.1179[Bell rings]1180Time's up.1181Pencils down.Books closed.1182Be sure to putyour identification number1183on the front of the exam bookletand pass it forward.1184Well, well.1185Congratulations.1186I just want you to know1187that I was againstthis retesting at this time.1188That's not procedure.1189But apparently,Miss Sally Weston doesn't have1190the same respect for proceduresome of us have had to.1191So you'll be happy to knowyou got a perfect score.1192First time in seven years.1193The last time was me.1194So I imagine you'll have fun.1195Up there.1196Living out your destiny.1197Must be nice.1198Thank you.1199You're welcome.1200Mr. Whitney,I just want you to know1201I couldn't have done thiswithout you.1202Yeah, right.1203I mean it.1204You are an excellent instructor.1205I am?1206Yes.1207That's the nicest damn thinganyone's ever said to me.1208I'd say we're bothliving our destiny.1209You do it, Donna Jensen.1210You do it for those of usthat can't.1211I will.1212Thatagirl.1213Now you get out of here.[Chuckles]1214Oh, and, Donna.1215Fly away.1216It's a long wayout the gate 1217Just to glimpse your fate 1218Just to seewhether it all works out 1219And it's a long road,a heavy load 1220You got to really wanna go 1221And just let the otherswalk around you, now 1222Up and down again,but this time, it's different 1223It took some bleedingto straighten me up again 1224Oh, in and out of life 1225At times, it was difficult 1226I got a new life, baby 1227It takes somegetting used to, but 1228No sign of any rain 1229My skies are clear today 1230I keep bracingfor that rain 1231But there's no sign of any 1232No obstacles in sight 1233My skies are clear tonight 1234I keep thinkingI might see that cloud arrive 1235Oh, but there's no signof it 1236No, no sign of it 1237I got a new life, baby 1238It takes somegetting used to, but 1239No sign of it 1240No, no sign of it 1241Donna.1242Christine.1243- Hi.- God.1244Did you hear the bad news?1245What?1246I got fired.1247Busted for stealing.1248Yeah.1249So I just wanted to come hereand say goodbye.1250Donna.1251[Exhales deeply]1252You know, isn't it amazing1253how there was a ghost rideron my flight?1254Well...1255And another thing.1256I just can't help wondering.1257How does someone gofrom Royalty Express1258to International in sucha short period of time?1259[Breathes deeply]1260Excuse me, Christine.1261I had you figured outfrom d

ay one, Donna.1262What did you say?1263You just couldn't stand the factthat I was prettier than you.1264That I was more fun than you.1265That everyone loved me.1266All I didwas try to help you out.1267And you stabbed me in the back.1268I never stabbed youin the back, Donna.1269You switched our exams.1270Well, if you're gonna nitpick.1271And you left me rottingin Cleveland1272while you wentand dotted your I's1273with those tacky, little heartsin New York City.1274Someone had to put youin your place.1275Little miss perfect.1276"Oh, excellent, Donna.""Way to go, Donna."1277"Is it hard to get internationallines, Mrs. Weston?"1278Throwing yourselfall over that stupid Ted.1279You know what?You make me sick.1280Leave Ted out of this.1281Just because you're pissed offthat he wanted me and not you.1282Get your hands off me.1283Oh, I'm scared, Donna.1284What are you gonna do,throw one of your books at me?1285Don't you walk away from me.1286[Grunting]1287Ow!1288Good Lord.1289Out of the way, please.1290Get her leg.1291[Grunting]1292You know what?1293You got that fancy uniformand that [Spits] $40 haircut!1294But I see right through you!1295Right to the inside!1296Welcome aboard.1297- Champagne or caviar?- Nothing for me. Thanks.1298Sir, champagne or caviar?1299I'm fine.Thank you.1300Would you care forsome champagne or caviar?1301No, thank you.1302I would like a vodkastraight up, though.1303Champagne and caviar.Extra- wide seats.1304And no bologna or cheese.1305This was first class.1306Bonne journ?e, madame.1307[Telephone rings]1308Hello?1309Bonjour.1310Donna?1311I'm in Paris.1312Well, good for you.I knew you'd get there.1313Can I pick 'emor can I pick 'em?1314Rudolph, you're not tenderizingmeat, for God's sake!1315I really wanted to saythank you.1316Well, don't spend all dayon the phone.1317Go out and see the city.1318[Woman singing in French]1319What was I gonna write?1320"I love you but I left you"?1321I'll just start with,"Paris is beautiful. "1322[Man speaking French]1323[Speaking French]1324Miss, thank you very much.1325As soon as everyone takestheir seats,1326we'll be ready to leavethe gate.1327[Shouting in French]1328[Speaking French]1329If we're going to be late,I have to make a call.1330[Man speaking French]1331Oui, oui.1332- Oh!- [Gasps]1333- Oh, monsieur!- Oh! Oh!1334- [Speaking French]- Oh! Oh!1335Thank you.1336Good morning.1337[Answering machine beeps]1338This is a call for Donna Jensen.1339This is Jim Donahue with RoyaltyIn

ternational scheduling.1340You're on for tomorrow.6:00 a.m. Flight 698.1341[Beep]1342Donna, it's Joanwith Royalty International.1343Your schedule has been changed.1344You're headed to Lisbonon flight 432 at 1300 hours.1345- You'll be back...- [Beep]1346You'll be on flight 643...1347[Beep]1348Donna, Jim Donahue.1349[Beep]1350Hi, Donna.This is Joan with Royalty.1351You're flying to Stockholmvia London.1352That's in two weeks.Flight 602 with Captain Hanson.1353[Beep]1354Hi, Donna.It's Paige.1355I know you just got backfrom Geneva.1356How about a quick tripto Brooklyn?1357We're having our Christmasopen house tonight.1358Please come.It'll be fun.1359Some of the other girlsare gonna be there.1360Call me, okay?1361Donna!1362- Hi.- Hey.1363I'm so glad you came.1364- Thanks for having me.- Come on in.1365Oh, my.That looks so good.1366Thank you so much.1367Donna, you got to get in thereand start mingling1368with some of the straight guys.1369We had them shipped in hereespecially for you1370from Jim's work.1371Oh, thank you.1372God, you look really nice.1373Are you serious?1374Man, I'm so beat.I really need this rest.1375Well, I think you look great.1376- [Telephone rings]- Oh, shoot.1377Can you just give themthe address?1378123 Clinton.Clinton and Pierpont.1379Hello?1380Oh, Bob.It's Donna Jensen.1381Oh, when do you need her?1382Really? Tomorrow?1383But that's Christmas Eve.1384You know what?I'll take it.1385Yeah, I could really usethe shift.1386Christmas in Paris?It's a dream.1387Okay.I'll see you there.1388Was that Kim and Nancy?1389Are you happy withyour long-distance carrier?1390- I said you were.- Can you believe them?1391I guess they just figureeveryone's home.1392Will you pose for photos?1393So I'm waiting by the phone 1394For the blessed ring 1395Like a holy grail 1396For the Fisher King 1397Time is ticking down 1398Like a metronome 1399Rhythm for my brain 1400And its ceaseless games 1401I never seem to play themto the beat I hear 1402Though my heartbeatis a beat that beats so near 1403So I'm changing who I am 1404'Cause what I am's not good 1405And I know you love me now 1406Is that Donna Jensen?[Laughs]1407Sally!1408What are you doing here?1409We're creatures of habit.Jack and I.1410We have Christmas in Paris.New Year's in New York.1411Wow. How exciting.1412Really not.1413Were you herefor Christmas, too?1414Yes, I was.1415Gosh.1416The Champs-Elys?esand the lights.1417I loved it.1418Did I ever tell

youabout a nasty habit1419flight attendantspick up on the job?1420No.1421We learn to always keep smiling.1422Even when we're outof Bloody Mary mix.1423[Exhales deeply]1424Do you remember that guyI was telling you about? Ted.1425Of course.1426Oh, I just really miss him.That's all.1427Well, what's the problem?1428Go fly and see him.1429Well, I can't.1430I took your advice,and we broke up.1431My advice?1432Well, sort of.1433In your book, you say,1434"Don't ever let anything getin the way of your destiny."1435Darling, I don't thinkyou read carefully enough.1436What I also said was thatevery pilot needs a copilot.1437And it is awful niceto have someone1438sitting there beside you.1439Especially when you hitsome bumpy air.1440Oh, I just really miss him.1441I just wishI could get him back.1442The last time I checked,1443you were a girlwho could make things happen.1444So stop feeling sorryfor yourself.1445And stop worryingabout what he'll say.1446You're right.1447I'm gonna do it.1448All right.But we have to move fast.1449There is a 9:00 p.m. directfrom Paris to Chicago.1450If you got the last connectionout of O'Hare,1451that would put youinto Cleveland in...1452BOTH:12 hours.1453Who am I gonna getto cover my shift?1454Are you kidding?1455I still givethe best oxygen-mask demo1456in the business.1457Get going.1458Pierre, I need a uniformtout de suite.1459Welcome to New York, wherethe local time is 7: 13 a.m.1460I'd like to personally thank youfor flying with us today1461and remind you that the last oneoff the plane has to clean it.1462Lying in my bed 1463I hear the clock tick 1464And think of you 1465Caught up in circles 1466Confusion is nothing new 1467You say go slow 1468I fall behind 1469The second hand unwinds 1470If you're lost, you can lookand you will find me 1471Time after time 1472If you fall,I will catch you 1473I'll be waiting 1474Time after time 1475[Doorbell rings]1476Hello?1477Ted?1478Hi, Mrs. Stewart.1479I'm Donna.1480I don't know if you remember me.I'm Ted's friend.1481We got you that littleclicker thing for the TV.1482Remember?1483Is Ted here?1484[Exhales deeply]1485I messed up.1486I really did.1487I thoughtthat I was getting everything1488that I wanted, and...1489I thought Paris and...1490first classwould make me happy.1491But... it didn't.1492'Cause...1493if you don't have that personto come home to,1494then going away is just...1495I love him.1496[Sniffles]1497And I just wanted to tell himth

at he made me happy.1498Who are you?1499You haven't heard a single wordI've said, have you?1500I did.1501I love you.1502And I want to stay.I do.1503Are you sure?1504And you're gonna be happy?1505Yep.1506In Cleveland?1507How are you gonna be happyin Cleveland?1508'Cause you're in Cleveland.1509I'm sorry.1510Me too.1511Sally had said1512that life is a seriesof arrivals and departures.1513But I learnedthere is more than one way1514to spread your wings.1515DONNA:Ladies and gentlemen...1516welcome to ClevelandHopkins International Airport.1517Keep your seat belts fasteneduntil we reach the gate.1518We know you have a choicewhen you travel.1519We thank you for choosingRoyalty Express.1520If this is justa stopover for you,1521we wish you a safe, pleasantcontinuation of your journey.1522If Clevelandis your final destination...1523welcome home.1524Don't stop believing 1525Mark.1526Mark.1527[Sighs]1528That is bull S.1529You want to know what's bull S?Eye exams!1530You can't keep laughing at that.1531That's evil.1532I'll get it.1533[Muffled shouting]1534MAN: Cut!1535Infinity flighttwo-niner-niner-zero,1536you are cleared for takeoffon runway six.1537Nine!1538D'oh!1539[Bell ringing]1540I am a kitten.1541I am a kitten.1542I'm okay.1543Got to take off.Don't I wish.1544I can't do it.1545I can't hear you!1546ALL: Before helpingthe people who love you,1547put it on yourself.1548This ain't your mama's house!1549Questions?1550None.1551Got to take off.1552Don't I wish.1553[Laughter]1554I am Sally Weston.1555Muffin! [Sighs]1556How long do dogs live?1557I love being a turtle!1558Like the Mutant Ninja Turtles.1559Okay.What did we learn?1560Okay. Let me try it again.1561[Whistle blows]1562Okay, class,what did Randy forget?1563- Mary?- Christine.1564No.1565Donna?1566I know this.1567Randy?1568I forgot to buy him a drink?1569[Laughter]1570[Whistle blows]1571And that is procedure.1572Oh.1573We are Royalty 1574Flying just as highas can be 1575We are Royalty 1576Safety is our policy 1577There's an o xygen maskup above you 1578On a hidden shelf 1579Before helping the peoplewho love you 1580Put it on yourself 1581Use your seat belts,as if you don't know 1582Make it nice and tight 1583Take a look at the exits 1584They're up ahead 1585To your left and right 1586We are Royalty 1587Flying just as highas can be 1588We are Royalty 1589Safety is our policy