Good morning / afternoon, ladies and gentlemen. Well first of all, I would like to make a brief self-introduction. My name is XXX, i was born in Guangzhou. I am working for a trading company as a shipping clerk. I have many interests, such as running, drawing, singing, shopping and so on. I realize that English is so important in my daily work, so I XXXX. I hope that I can get this good opportunity to practice my spoken English and speak fluent English in near future. My motto is " The shortest answer is doing".

Today i will show you a funny story that will be my speech. it is called" Silly Mr. Smith".

Mr. Smith is well known in Washington because of his many social errors. He always likes to take part in various social meetings because he wants to make friends with as many people as he can.

Recently, silly Mr. Smith received an invitation to a fashionable party. Although he didn't know the hostess, he accepted the invitation. He was secretly very pleased because he felt that he was becoming more and more popular! When the evening came, he dressed up smartly, took a taxi, and told the driver to go straight to the party. When Mr. Smith got there, he found that about a hundred people had been invited. He spoke to all the other guests, whether he knew them or not. Smith was feeling happy. He danced and danced with as many pretty women as he could find, feeling on top of the world.

When dinner came, he was asked to sit beside a certain woman. The woman tried to be friendly, even though she had never met Mr. Smith before. Between the first and second course of the meal, she turned to Mr. Smith and said, "Do you see that gray-haired man at the end of the table?"

"Ah, yes. Who is he?" asked Smith.

"He's the Secretary of the International Department!" she replied.

"So that's the Secretary of the International Department!" Mr. Smith said."I'm afraid that I find very little to like about him, although he is the Secretary."

The woman did not reply. Smith went on, despite her coldness:

"I really can't see how he received his post, unless he is perhaps relative of the President."

"It hardly matters whether you like the Secretary or not," she said."He was chosen because the President thought he was the man for the job. If he does the job well, you should have nothing to say against it."

"That's just it," said Smith, not easy to give up."No one does the things he does, unless he is a full fool!"

"Sir," said the woman in a proud voice."Do you know who I am?"

"No," replied Smith.

"I am the Secretary's wife," she said coldly.

Mr. Smith was greatly surprised, but he went on, in spite of his obvious error: "My dear lady, do you know who I am?"

"No, I don't ," the woman replied.

"Thank God!"Mr. Smith cried out, and quickly left the table.

That 's all .Thank you .

Good morning / afternoon, ladies and gentlemen, (boys and girls). I am glad to be here. My name is XXX, I’m from GZ. In the past 4 years, I have been working for trading companies and we communicate with others in English every day, so English is very import in my daily work. I believe that this is a good opportunity for me to improve my English, and I will make a great progress through my efforts.

Today, I will show you a funny story which called “ stone soup”.

Many years ago, the weather was once very bad for a whole year. People had very little food. So they always hid their food when strangers came. One day a man came to the village with a very big pot. He put the pot on the ground, and people quickly came up to him.

“We don’t have any food, we are also hungry. Please go away, maybe you can find food in the next village.” One villager said to the stranger.

“Don’t worry. I have everything I need. I was just thinking of making some stone soup to share with all of you”, the stranger said.

So he got some water in the pot and made a fire under it. Then he dropped two stones into the water. After some time, he tasted the stone soup and said loudly: “Ah, it’s very tasty. Of course, stone soup with beans. That would taste better.” Soon a villager ran back home and returned with some beans and added it to the pot. “Thanks very much,” said the stranger, “You know, once I had stone soup with a little meat in it, and it tasted great.”

Soon the village butcher managed to find some meat and gave it to the stranger.

“Ah, it’s very good,” cried the stranger, “Now I’m sure it tastes much better. Mmm, yummy! I remember the soup I had in the past was very colourful. If we could have some different coloured vegetables, it would look nicer and it was fit for a king and queen.”

Many villagers went back home and they brought back different coloured vegetables and gave them all to the stranger.

Here are some carrots and tomatoes!

Here are some peas and potatoes!

Here are some sausages and eggs!

Here are some onions and a chicken!” said the villagers one by one.

The stranger put all the vegetables in the pot together with the eggs and the chicken. And he asked all the villagers to take a bowl and taste the stone soup.

“Wow, it’s great!” “Ah, yummy!” “Yes, it’s excellent!” the villagers talked.

After the stranger was gone, all the villagers wondered why he could make such wonderful soup.

Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, girls and boys. My name is XXX, I’m from level 6. I am working for a trading company, and English is very important in my daily work, so I xxxxxx.

Now, I would like to share a success story of Frank Hawkins.

Frank Hawkins was the head of a very large business company before he retired. But as a boy he used to repair bicycles in a small shop, and at that time he used to work fourteen hours a day. He saved money for years and in 1958 he bought a small workshop of his own. In his twenties, Frank used to make spare parts for aeroplanes while he had two helpers. In a few years the small workshop had become a large factory which employed hundreds of people. When Frank remembered his hard early years and the long road to success, he smiled and, smiled.

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简单英文自我介绍优秀演讲范文 作者：本站 来源：网络 发布时间：2006-10-19 下午 05:14:07 发布人：admin 减小字体 增大字体 Good morning ! It is really my honor to have this opportunity for a interview, I hope i can make a good performance today. I'm confident that I can succeed. Now i will introduce myself briefly I am 26 years old,born in shandong province . I was graduated from qingdao university. my major is electronic.and i got my bachelor degree after my graduation in the year of 2003. I spend most of my time on study,i have passed CET4/6 . and i have acquired basic knowledge of my major during my school time. In July 2003, I begin work for a small private company as a technical support engineer in QingDao city.Because I'm capable of more responsibilities, so I decided to change my job. And in August 2004,I left QingDao to BeiJing and worked for a foreign enterprise as a automation software test engineer.Because I want to change my working environment, I'd like to find a job which is more challenging. Morover Motorola is a global company, so I feel I can gain the most from working in this kind of company ennvironment. That is the reason why I come here to compete for this position. I think I'm a good team player and I'm a person of great honesty to others. Also I am able to work under great pressure. That’s all. Thank you for giving me the chance.