有趣的英文名言合集（四）

Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck. George Carlin

By all means let's be open-minded, but not so open-minded that our brains drop out. Richard Dawkins

Everybody knows how to raise children, except the people who have them. P. J. O'Rourke

I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens.

Woody Allen

Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you. Joey Adams

Before I refuse to take your questions, I have an opening statement.

Ronald Reagan

You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think.

Milton Berle

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.

Douglas Adams

A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.

Yogi Berra

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. Groucho Marx

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.

Mae West

I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.

Groucho Marx

第二篇：有趣的英文名言合集(八)

有趣的英文名言合集（八）

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.

Don Marquis

Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope. Bill Cosby

I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle.

Mitch Hedberg

I buy expensive suits. They just look cheap on me.

Warren Buffett

A pessimist is a person who has had to listen to too many optimists. Don Marquis

Never have more children than you have car windows.

Erma Bombeck

I wear a necklace, cause I wanna know when I'm upside down.

Mitch Hedberg

A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours.

Milton Berle

The world is full of magical things patiently waiting for our wits to grow sharper. Bertrand Russell

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die. Mel Brooks

When we talk to God, we're praying. When God talks to us, we're schizophrenic. Jane Wagner

I bought some batteries, but they weren't included.

Steven Wright