Gossip girl: Hey, upper east siders, gossip girl here, your one and only source into the scandalous life of Manhattan’s elites. And who am I? That’s a secret I’ll never tell. You know you love me, XOXO, gossip girl。?Hey，上东区的贵族们，绯闻少女在此，我是你们唯一得到曼哈顿精英们丑闻的渠道。至于我是谁，那是一个我永远也不会说的秘密。你知道你是爱我的，XOXO，绯闻少女。?

Ep1. Pilot??Gossip girl: Spotted, lonely boy can’t believe the love of his life has returned. If only she knew who he was.?目击——寂寞男孩不敢相信他一生挚爱回来了，只是如果她知道他的存在的话。?* Gossip的经典转折..哈哈..??

Blair: I love you, Nate Archibald, always have, always will.?我爱你，N，一直是，永远会。?* 出现两次，相似的第三次是C说的。??Serena: I didn’t come back for you.?我又不是为你回来的。?* 自作多情的N。。?

?Gossip girl: There’s nothing gossip girl like more than a good cat fight. And this could be a classic.?在这世界上绯闻少女最喜欢的莫过于女人之间的战争，而这个将是个十分经典的战役。?* 女人之间的战役一般都用cat fight，因为女人打架都像猫一样又叫又抓。。?

?Chuck: But happiness does not seem on the menu, so smoke up, and seal the deal with Blair.?幸福并不在你的选项之内，你还是先搞定B吧。?* 这句话，灰常悲凉哈。。上东区贵族的苦衷。。?

?Serena: I don’t wanna take anything, it’s just...?Blair: Because it’s yours to take if you want.?——我并不想从你那里抢走什么，只是……?——因为只要你想要你就可以拿走。?* 艾。。。当时觉得B好可怜。。??

Chuck: I love it when you talk dirty.?Serena: You just love when a girl talks to you.?Chuck: Actually, I prefer them when they’re not talking.?——我喜欢你说脏话的样子。?——只要是女孩子跟你说话你都喜欢。?——其实，我更喜欢她们不说话的样子。?* C的XX可见一斑。。S的反击也很有力。。?

?Chuck (to Serena): Best friend and the boyfriend, that’s pretty classy, S.?* 这句话在12集也出现了。GG的风格就是前后呼应。。很多话，比如这句，比如I’m chuck bass以及 I love you, N 都是出现了好几次的。??Dan: You’d really go out with some guy you don’t know??Serena: Well you can’t be worse than the guys I do know.?——你真的要和一个你不认识的人出去吗？?——恩，你总不会比我认识的那些家伙坏。??Lily: Stay outta my life, Rufus?R，离开我的生活。?* 这句Lily说得很温柔，很美，不过个人感觉这句话是欲擒故纵。。??Ep2. The Wild Brunch?Gossip girl: I bet you’re wondering what gossip girl is doing up so early. Truth is, I never went to bed. Why waste precious time dreaming when waking life is so much better.?我敢肯定你们都在疑惑绯闻少女大清早的在干吗。其实我根本就没有睡觉。在醒着的生活是如此美好的时候，为何要把时间浪费在做梦上呢。?*这句话非常之bitchy。。??Eric (to Serena): No man in the history has ever hated you.?历史上没有人讨厌过你。?* S真是nice到家的人~??Serena (to Blair): It’s not tradition if it’s new.?如果是新的那它就不是传统了。?* 这句话之后B没有说出相应的反击了。。?Ep3. Poison Ivy??Blair: It’s enuff when I say it’s enuff.?我说够了才是够了。?* queen阿~??Gossip girl: Choose your side or run & hide.?选择你的阵营，或者干脆躲起来吧。?* 这里是BS大战开始，GG这句话说得很漂亮。??Chuck: Why should be chosen to be an usher? I’m Chuck Bass.?为什么我要做接待员呢？因为我是Chuck Bass.?* 囧~这句话万能~??Gossip girl: We all know one nation can’t have two queens.?我们都很清楚，一个国家不能有两个女王（一山不容二虎）。?

第二篇：绯闻女孩对白

hey,upper east siders,Gossip girl here,Aad I have the biggest news ever,One of my ma sources...Melanie91...sends us this...Spotted at grand centralBags in hands...Serena van der woodsenWas it only a year ago our "it"girl Mysteriously disappearedFor "boarding school"？And just as suddenly,she's back.Don't believe me?See for yourselves.Lucky for us lanie91Sent proof.Thanks for the photo,melDan,jenny,over here!Hey,dad!Hey,hey,you made it!Welcome backHow was your weeked?How's your mom？Fine.she's good.Uh,fine and good.She's...she's good and...fine.Like,"maybe I never should've left manhattan" fine,Or"taking a time-out from my marriage Was the best idea I ever had"fine?Dad,you know what?I-I am,uh,i'm starving.Let's go home.I'm cooking.Caprese salad,a little mozzoarella di bufala.Yeah,i'm gonna make you guys...Spotted...lonely boy.Can't believe the love of his life has returned...If only she knew who he was.But everyone knows serena,and everyone is talkingWonder what blair waldorf thinks.Sure,they're b.f.s,But we always thoughtBlair's boyfriend nateHad a thing for serenaDesign a dress for this woman .blair,If you're gonna wear one of my designs,Tell me so we can at least get it properly fitted.Thanks mom Keep that in mind.Great party.She is mybest advertisement.So,nate,you started thinking about college?Well,actually,i'm a dartmouth man.Yes,dad's always spoken very highly of dartmouth,But I'd like to check out west.You know,maybe u.s.c.,u.d.l.a...His mother wouldn't hear of it.Dartmouth is far enough away for her.Yes,well,dartmouth is my first choice.Excuse me,captain.Nate,can I borrow you?Uh,sure.Will you excuse me for a second?Nathaniel...Any interest in some fresh air?When I get backIf he gets back.What's going on ?I wanna do this...I thought you wanted to wait.Not anymore .Better lock it down with nate.B.clock's ticking.Oh,my god!you"ll never believe what's on "gossip girl."Someone saw serena getting off the train at grand central.Good.things were getting a little dull around here.I love you...Nate archibald.Always have,always will.I love you ,too.Serena van der woodsen?Is that you ?Blair,it's serena!Serena's at school.kiss me.No,I just heard your mom say she's here.Don't you wanna go say hey ?Yeah...Totally......but I heard she was pregnant.No,but it's rehab.Sign me up for that.she looks go.So I told him,"forget it.I don't care if it's murakamiIt clashes with my sofa."Hy,good to see you.Serena,darling,oh!Um.so where is he?What,they haven't let him out yet?Oh,let's not discuss that right now,okay?I thought you might wanna see some of your friends.Thanks.It's so good to see you!how are you?good to see you!Come.we're about to have dinner.I'll set a place for you at the table next to blair.Yeah,actually,um,there's somewhere I have to go.Y

ou're leaving.Yeah,i-i just...i don't feel well.I just wanted to come by and say hi.I'll see you at school tomorrow.School?so I guess she's back for good.Didn't you know she was coming?Of course I did.I just...wanted it to be a surprise.Word is that s.bailed on b.'s party in under 90 seconds And didn't even have one limoncello.Has our bad girl reallygone good?Or is it all just part of the act?Young lady,you can't be here.Visiting hours are over.I'm family.He's my brother.Why'd she leave?Why'd she return?Send me all the deets.And who am I?That's one secret I'll never tell...The only one.X.o.x.o.,gossip girl.And who am I?That's one secret I'll never tell...You know you love meSerena?Hey,how are you?You know I've been better.Eric. I know I've been a terrible sister...Oh,I'm just so happy to see you.Must be a lot of rumorsWhy you're back ?Yeah,but none of them mention you.Just like mom wants,huh?What do I want ,baby？For serena to sleep in her own bed.Possibly wearing pajamas.Hey,I was just about to ask the doctor.If I could take eric to breakfast.Wanna come?I think what I'll do is go get him a croissant down the street.Serena,don't.Let me guess...You told everyoneEric just visiting grandpa in rhode island.Your aunt carol in miami.So you're actually hiding him?He tries to take his own life.And you're worried It's gonna cost you "mom the year"?You've been gone,doing who knows what with god knows who...I told you,boarding school was not like that.Then you know what?as happy as I am to have you home.You have no idea what it's been like.Guess whose dad is cool?It's a trick qusetion.Yeah, cause it can't be ours.Ha ha.ha ha.look at this.Top ten forgotten bands of the 90s.Yeah,check out who's number nine.He's very proud.mm--hmm.Hey! hey,way to be forggoten.But that's how you get remembered.Maybe you'd care if dad's band was on "gossip girl"I don't read "gossip girl"That's... that's for chicks.So that wasn't your laptop open to it last nightReading all about serena van der woodsen?"rooling stone"?wow.Let me take a look at this again,dad.Lincoln hawk...number nine.Hey.what are you working on?It's called the kiss on the lips party.Everyone's goingYou were invited to that?Well,no offense if I sound surprisedSince I have never been invited.One of the girls in my art classSaw my calligraphy.And she said that if I addressed all the invitationsThat I could have oneSounds very fair .the sweatshops could learn a thing or two.Dad,this is not a platform for one of your anticapitallist rants.Yes it is.Besides,you make us go to private school.That's for your education.So we should just be anonymous loser who eat lunch aloneAnd never get invited to parties?Works for me Mom thinks it's a good idea.And her judgment is always sound right?Jenny,you wanna go to that party,you should g

o.You kids could use some fun.Nate?Uh,you mom told me you guys were staying here at the palaceYeah,uh,we 're renovating again.You know my mom...If it's not broke,break it.So what are you doing here?Oh,I just wanted to see how you were.You seemed kind of upset last night,I-I gotta get going and change for school.I'm gonna be late.Serena...no.no.But you're back now...I didn't come back for you.Look,blair's my best friend,And you're her boyfriend,And she loves you.That's the way things are suppose to be.Hey,watch where you're going！Serena looked effing hot last night.There's something wrong with that level of perfection.It needs to be voilated.You are deeply disturbed.And yet,you know I'm right.You're telling me if you had the chance...I have a girlfriendYou guys have been dating since kindergartenAnd you haven't sealed the deal.Who says,"seal the deal"?Come on.Are you follow us or something?No,I-I go to your school.Identical uniforms?Is that kind of tip-off?That's funny.So you guys wanna sit together at lunch?So cute！These should be framed or something.Not bad work.And here's yours,as promised.Thanks.Here you guys are.I looked all over the dining hall for you.Oh,hi,I'm serena.I know ,I mean,So...When's the party?Saturday And you're kinda not invited...Since until 12 hours ago,Everyone thought you were at boarding school.Now we're full,And,uh,jenny used up all the invites.Um,actually...You can go now.Sorry.No,that's okay.I got a lot stuff to do anyway.Well,we should get going then.Unless you wants us to wait for you.Looks like you got a lot of yogurt left.No,go ahead.Blair,think we could meet tonight?I'd love to.But I'm doing something with nate tonight.The palace,8:00?Nate will wait,Spotted on the steps of the met...An S and B power struggle.I could probably do a half-hour.Did S think she could waltz home.And things would be just like they were?Thanks for making the time.You're my best friend,Did B think S would go down without a flight?Or can these two hotties work it ?There's nothing gossip girl likes more than a good catfight,And this cou be a classic.Uh,you know ...you know ,dad.There's this thing called my space whereYou can post all this information online.Save some trees,have a blog.Maybe if musicans got off their blogsAnd picked up their guitars.The music business would be in better shape.Spoken like a true relic.Thanks,son.Help,emergency,7125th aveHey.dad,listen,uh,I gotta run.Are you gonna be okay?Yeah.Yeah,you mom will be back.She's always been a free spirit.That's one of the reasons I fell for her in the first place.I meant with the fliers.Luckily,staple guns are old school.Go,I'm gonna be fine.I talked to the nurse,and i'm kidnapping you.We're going shopping,aren't we?We're going to bendel's.Just for an hour,though,I swear.I

had a really bad day.Really?cause I had a great day...A couple of pills,bunch of rorschach tests.They had this green jell-o for lunch.Mmm!why didn't you save me any?We gotta get you out of here before mom shows up.Jenny,what is it?What's wrong?Do you like this on me?Wait...wait a second.Is that why you need me?I thought this was an emergency.A fashion emergency.I mean come on,I've never been to a big dance before.Neither have I,Yeah,but mom's gone,And dad's allergic to department stores.Well,you look good,jen.You do,really.Thanks I mean,too bad it's more than our rent.But I think I can sew something like it.Oh,my god,It's serena.Stylist and personal shopper eric.hi.Uh,so is...is that your dress for the kiss on the lips party?Sort ofSpeaking of that,um,here.I made you one during free period.But If anyone asks where you got it,I know nothing.ThanksThat dress would look even better in black.Black,cool.thanks,This is some good stuff.Yeah,i'm gonna need it.Blair's mom's at the country house.Yeah?well.then maybe I should swipe some of my dad's viagra...Or my mom's paxil?Nathaniel,you're finally about to have sex with your girlfriend.It's like you're headed to your execution.No,man I'm good.Talk to chuck,buddy.You and blair have been dating forever.All of sudden there's a problem?There's no problemIt's just...Do you ever feel like our whole lives Have been planned out for us,That we're just gonna end up like our parents?Man,that's a dark thought.And aren't we entiled to choose.Just to be happy?Look,easy,socrates What we're entiled to is a trust fund.Maybe a house in the hamptons,A prescription drugs problem.But happiness does not seem to be on the meau,So smoke upAnd seal the deal with blair.Cause you're also entiled to tap that ass.So how's your mom doing?With the divorce and everything?Great,so my dad left her for another man.She lost 15 pounds,got an eye lift.It's been good for her.I'm really sorry.Yeah,i could tell.Since you didn't call or write the entire time it was happening.Boarding school is like...I don't even know why you went to boarding school to being with,Do you know how it felt calling your house whenYou didn't show up at school and having your mom say,"Serena didn't tell you that she moved to connecticut?"I need to get away from everything.Please,just trust me.How can I trust youWhen I feel like I don't even know you?Let's fix that.I saw you at school with...with katy and is.And i-i get it.I-I don't want to take any of that away from you...Because it's just yours to take if you want it.No,that...that's not what I mean,i...I miss you.I just want things to go back to the way they used to be...You know,walking to school together.Dancing on tables at bungalow,Night swimming at your mom's country house,You wre like my sister.You know,and with our families...

We need each other,You missed some classic eleanor waldorf meltdowns.If it wasn't such a tragedy,it would've been fuuny.Actually,it kind of was.Hmm,well,i wish I could've been there.You are now.I have to meet nate.Kina have something special planned.Well,i don't want to keep you.but ,um...Spotted at the palace hotel...Have a heart-to-heart.Hmm,why so thirsty,s.?You may have won over b.for now.But we still think you're hiding something.Ah,the invisible man returns.You know,i really had no idea you could move that fast.Yeah,well,uh,your fashion emergency was solved.So I figured my work was done.come on,danSerena said hi to you at a ninth grade birthday party,And you're never forgotten it.How could i?she was the only person who spoke to me.And I'm pretty sure she thought I was someone else.You know,she's actually nice.And if she did know you,I think she'd really like you.I don't know.Ithink she might be a tad overwhelmedBy the glitz and the glamour of the humphrey lifetyle.Well,i heard she's living at the palace hotel...Well,my...my point exactly.Probblly sitting at the bar by herself,Sipping martinis,all alone.You know,it's actually kind of sad.dad's at the gallery working late.He,uh.left money for dinner,So I was thinking indian.You know...you know what?I think I'm...I'm gonna go out.Good,'cause I already ordered and only got enough for one.Move,please.I love this town,I'm going to have to tell my parentsThe hotel they just bought is serving minors.And if you get a drink,They're also serving pigs.I love it when you talk dirty.You just love when a girl talks to you.Actually,i prefer them when they're not talking.Mm,i've missed your witty banter.Let's catch up,Take our clothes off,stare at each other.How about I just get a bite to eat?I've been drinking on an empty stomach.I heard you didn't do that anymore.Special occassion.Well,how about a grilled cheese with truffeil?You do love truffles.Enough to know it's not on the menu.Good thing I'm connected.Only 'cause I'm hungry.Is it too much?I want it to be special.Look,I don't know how to say this...Or if it's even the right thing to do,There 's something I need to tell you.Alfonso,you're a stud.Now,uh,have a good night.We're closing the kitchen early.Oh,my god.This is so good.Well,if you're looking for a way to thank me,I've got couple ideas.It's a sandwich.chuck.This is not happening right now.You worried nate'll find out?Last year...The shepherd wedding.You think I don't know why you left town?Come on,hurry up.You know we're not supposed to be in here.Oh,if the happy couple didn't want to put the cash for the premium bar.They should have made their wedding b.y.o.b.No!let me see it,No,make me.I can do it, I can do it.No,you can't.let me just show you.Here,come here.let me see it.I can do it,stop.That never happens to

me.It's okay,you're still a man in my eyes.Come here.Look at you,you're a mess.So are you.But... that was it.Best friend and the boyfriend.That's pretty classy,s.I think you're more like me than you'd admit.No,that...that was then.I...I'm trying to change.I liked you better before.Chuck,stop it,stop.No!chuck,stop it！I always knew there was something!geet out!Chuck!no!Get off of me!I'm so sorry.Are...are you okay?And just when b.and s. had built a bridge,It all had to come crashing down.But dry your eyes.The kiss on the lips party is around the corner.And you know who loves parties?Gossip girl.Nice try,son.Maybe next time.You seem upbeat this morning.Did you have fun with blair last night?Actually,we got into a pretty big fight.Oh,you want my advice?apologizeEven if it was her fault.Flowers,maybe some jewelry if she's really upset.Always works for your mom.I don't know. I think it might be for the best.Wait a minute.you guys broke up?Yeah,i guess we did.Blair is a great girl.I know .I'm just not sure if she's the girl for me.And you guys have been dating since kindergarten.So I keep hearing.Well,you love her,don't you？Yes,i do.I just think it might be good for us to take a break.you know?Maybe not right now.Eleanor waldorf is gearing up to take her company publicAnd I've been courting her for monthsTo let me handle the deal.Then you should get it.I will get it,,if you could just help me out a little bit...What?You love her,she love you,It's just a rough patch,that's all.You don't give up just because things are hard.Not in business,Or if your family is depending on you.How do you know it was miss van der woodsen's if you didn't read it?And if you're not a guest at the hotel.What were you doing here?What?Uh,look,when prince charming found cinderella's slipper,They didn't accuse him of having a foot fetish.Uh,and you're prince charming?Well,there's miss van der woodsen now.no,no!No,no,no,no,no,no.what are you doing?don't.Hey,um,do you know this young man?She doesn't know me.Nobody knows me.It's cool,it's fine.Uh...from last night.Are you...Uh,i'm sorry about that.You remember me?She remember me.Well,he claims he found your cell phone.Oh!you found it.Guess what Igot for you...A dress for kiss on the lips.I saw the invitation on the nightstand.Oh,uh,i'm not going to that.What do you mean?Blair's throwing it.Yeah,see the problems is,um,By...by the time I got the invitation,I,um,actually already had plans.Plans with whom?My friend.What are you and dan humphrey doing?We're going to a concert tonight.Lincoln hawk?Yeah,"rolling stone"named themOne of the top ten forgotten bands the '90s.Whoo!I'm a huge fan.Well.this party would've beenThe perfect opportunity for you to announce your return,But I guess I'll just,uh,keep the dress for myself.It's not a problem.r

eallly.So you'll pick me up at 8:00?You'd really go out with some guy you dont know?Well,you can't be worse than the guys idoknow.Thanks for meeting me.Look,blair,i-really hurt you,And I know that,and I wanna fox it.Really?and how are you gonna do that?I'm gonna put everything in the past.I'm not gonna see serena againOr even talk to her.It'll be like she dosen't exist.I think that's a good idea.Let's not mention it again.You gonna eat that?That's it?Cause you were pretty upset last night.I mean,should we talk about this?There's nothing to talk about.I overreacted.If you say it's in the past,It's in the past.I'm sure you have no feeling for her anymore.I just feel bad serena.She'll really miss you?What time does the limo come?8:00.Perfect. Are you shopping for some art to match your furniture?Why is my daughter going to one of your concerts?Cause we're awesome.With your son.Dan scored a date with serena?Well,our kids were bound to meet,it's a small island.Are you sure it's not some ploy,Your using my daughter to get to me now that your wife left you?How do you know about alison?Like you said...small island.Oh,i get it.You hear about alison,Use your daughter as an excuse to start something.Yeah.In your dreams,Well,youarein my dreams.lily,and one in particular recurs...It involves finding you in the back of a nine inch nails busWith your shoes in your earrings and trent reznor...That happened.No need to rehash details of decades past.So I moved on...Yeah,from trent to layne to perry,Till you switched up rock starsFor billionaires.You think you're so cute...Washed-up band,crappy so-called art gallery.Well,not all of usHave settlements from multiple divorces to sustain us.Just stay out of my life,rufus.You're going out with serenna,And I'm going to kiss on the lips.Who said this family wasn't cool?Well,listen,i don't want to be late,but good luck,all right?Same.See you at the concert,right,dad?Uh...okay.Oh,my god.My daughter's a woman.Dad,you could just tell me I look niceInstead of turning this into a sermon on the passage of time.You look like your mother.Blair,let me see how it looks.Why are you wearing that one?Didn't you see the dress I left on the bed?I like this one.This one is not as elegant a choice as that one.Why do you care so much?Because I love you.You willl never be more beautiful or thin or happy than you are right now.I just want you to make the most of it.I guess I have time to change.And put some product in your hair.the ends are dry.Who's the newbie?She's a freshman.I love freshman.They're so freshAnything about her on "gossip girl"?No.Hmm,until you're done with her.Hi.I'm chuck.It's nice to meet you.you,tooThank you.Looks like little j. might end up with a new boyAnd a ticket to the inner circle.Or will c.end up with another victim?I told you

I love parties.So I'm little overdressed,aren't i?HonestlyI don't have a problem with your appearance.Hey,come on,I want you to meet one of the guys in the band.Oh,so you're a groupie?Well,not quite.Serena,i'd like you to meet rufus humphrey.Dad,this is serena.Oh,uh,i don't know how I know that.Nice to meet you.Nice to meet you ,too.You guys are a little early.It's gonna be a while before we take the stage.Yeah,i-i may have slightly overbudgeted for travel time.I should go tune that.Excuse me.enjoy the show.Son,talk to you later.Dad,see you.You took me to meet your dad on a first date?So this is a date?Maybe I should've worn my loafers then...Dressed down a little bit.Let's go and talk somewhere quieter.Okay.Well,this is definitely quieter,But,um,do you actually know were we're going or...Here looks pretty good.So...uh,you said you wanted to talk.Um,what'd you want to talk about?How into you I am.If you don't want to do anything,that's ...that's cool.Let...let's start over.Um,do you want to start over back at the party?Uh,have a glass of champagne.Please?Maybe one.My sister was right.You're nice.But you askesd me out on a date,and you didn't think I was nice?No,uh,i just thought you were hot.And technically,you asked me out.Oh,okay,okay i see.So,um,senstive,tortured soul boyIs actually kinda superficial,huh?Yeah,just...just a little bit.Good to know.Help emergency need youFor real please un know chuck?What,better offer?No,it's my sister.She's at that kss on the lips party,you know?She's having some problems with this guy chuck.I'm sorry,I have to go.I'll go with you.No,really,that's okay.If it's chuck,it's not okay.Look,i'm...i'm gonna do a lap,okay? look for her.She's really here?Is that really her?everyone said she wasn't invited.I think she's wasted.Do you think blair knows?She's so brave.You know serena...She'd never miss a party.Serena's here?!What is she doing here?She wasn't invited.Blair,come on,are you really gonna kick her out?Did you invite her？Do not talk to her I was going for a walk.No.quiteHey,no luck?No,i haven't seen her anywhere.Come on,let's try upstairs.There isn't gonna be anybody up here.this is pointless.That's chuck's scarf.You son of a...What the hell is your problem?It's party,things happen.Who are you,anyway?How many times do I have to tell you?I'm in your class.And that is my little sister！Come on,danChuck.don't youever touch her again!Hey,your life is over,slut!Don't forget,i know everything!You sure you okay?Yeah,i will be.Just take me home,okay?So...think I got a shot at a second date?Well.i don't think you could top this oneI did punch someone.True.We'll talk about it in the cab.She better not show her face again.I'm actually hoping she will.Spotted...Serena making heroic exit from b.'s party.Too bad for her th

ere's school on monday.So until next time...You know you love me...Gossip girl.