Birthday Quotes
1.A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.
Erma Bombeck
2.A gift consists not in what is done or given, but in the intention of the giver or doer. Lucius Annaeus Seneca
3.A gift, with a kind countenance, is a double present.
Thomas Fuller
4.About astrology and palmistry: they are good because they make people vivid and full of possibilities. They are communism at its best. Everybody has a birthday and almost everybody has a palm.
Kurt Vonnegut
5.All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much.
George Harrison
6.Being seventy is not a sin.
Golda Meir
7.Every year on your birthday, you get a chance to start new.
Sammy Hagar
8.For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.
Steven Wright
9.God gave us the gift of life; it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well. Voltaire
10.Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time. Doug Coupland
11.How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?
Satchel Paige
12.I binge when I'm happy. When everything is going really well, every day is like I'm at a birthday party.
Kirstie Alley
13.I crashed my boyfriend's birthday when I was 12 years old. He didn't invite me and so I showed up.
Isla Fisher
14.I cried on my 18th birthday. I thought 17 was such a nice age. You're young enough to get away with things, but you're old enough, too.
Liv Tyler
15.I do like to shock and surprise people. When it's all in good fun, of course. Ruth Warrick
16.I had a birthday one night on a farm we were shooting on. I walked into the tent, and there were 150 people waiting for me, all wearing masks of my face. Stephen Hopkins
17.I hate birthdays.
Zane Grey
18.I often buy myself presents. Sometimes I will spend $100,000 in one day in a posh boutique.
Celine Dion
19.I quit high school on my birthday. It was my senior year and I didn't see the point. This was 1962, and I was ready to make music.
Barry White
20.I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'
Steven Wright
21.I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity.
Eleanor Roosevelt
22.I used to be good with kids, but as I get older, I'm grumpy and terrible with them. As for doing a gig at a 6-year old's birthday party, you couldn't pay me enough. Johnny Vegas
23.I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake. Mitch Hedberg
24.I'm amazed. When I was 40, I thought I'd never make 50. And at 50 I thought the frosting on the cake would be 60. At 60, I was still going strong and enjoying
everything.
Gloria Stuart
25.I'm not materialistic. I believe in presents from the heart, like a drawing that a child does.
Victoria Beckham
26.If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm.
Bruce Barton
27.If you look over the years, the styles have changed - the clothes, the hair, the
production, the approach to the songs. The icing to the cake has changed flavors. But if you really look at the cake itself, it's really the same.
John Oates
28.In 1993 my birthday present was a star on Hollywood's Walk of Fame. Annette Funicello
29.It is lovely, when I forget all birthdays, including my own, to find that somebody remembers me.
Ellen Glasgow
30.It was on my fifth birthday that Papa put his hand on my shoulder and said, 'Remember, my son, if you ever need a helping hand, you'll find one at the end of your arm.'
Sam Levenson
31.Let them eat cake.
Marie Antoinette
32.Let us celebrate the occasion with wine and sweet words.
Plautus
33.Like many women my age, I am 28 years old.
Mary Schmich
34.Love the giver more than the gift.
Brigham Young
35.Most of us can remember a time when a birthday - especially if it was one's own - brightened the world as if a second sun has risen.
Robert Staughton Lynd
36.My biggest hero, Gregory Peck, was my birthday present on April 14, 1973. I just
sat and stared at him.
Loretta Lynn
37.My father gave me the greatest gift anyone could give another person, he believed in me.
Jim Valvano
38.My mother asked me what I wanted for my birthday, so I said I wanted to read poetry with her.
Guy Johnson
39.New Year's Day is every man's birthday.
Charles Lamb
40.Only then, approaching my fortieth birthday, I made philosophy my life's work. Karl Jaspers
41.Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time.
Jean Paul
42.Presents don't really mean much to me. I don't want to sound mawkish, but - it was the realization that I have a great many people in my life who really love me, and who I really love.
Gabriel Byrne
43.The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to remember it once. E. Joseph Cossman
44.The greatest gift that you can give to others is the gift of unconditional love and acceptance.
Brian Tracy
45.The main prank that we play with props is for people's birthdays. The special
effects people will put a little explosive in the cake so it blows up in their face - that's always fun to play on a guest star, or one of the trainees or someone who's new. Catherine Bell
46.The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate. Oprah Winfrey
47.The only thing better than singing is more singing.
Ella Fitzgerald
48.The return of my birthday, if I remember it, fills me with thoughts which it seems to be the general care of humanity to escape.
Samuel Johnson
49.The way I see it, you should live everyday like its your birthday.
Paris Hilton
50.There are three hundred and sixty-four days when you might get un-birthday presents, and only one for birthday presents, you know.
Lewis Carroll
51.There is still no cure for the common birthday.
John Glenn
52.Thirty was so strange for me. I've really had to come to terms with the fact that I am now a walking and talking adult.
C. S. Lewis
53.This is a wonderful way to celebrate an 80th birthday... I wanted to be 65 again, but they wouldn't let me - Homeland Security.
Art Buchwald
54.To me - old age is always ten years older than I am.
John Burroughs
55.To my surprise, my 70s are nicer than my 60s and my 60s than my 50s, and I wouldn't wish my teens and 20s on my enemies.
Lionel Blue
56.We have to be able to grow up. Our wrinkles are our medals of the passage of life. They are what we have been through and who we want to be.
Lauren Hutton
57.We'll take the cake with the red cherry on top.
Navjot Singh Sidhu
58.When I turned 60, it didn't bother me at all.
Yoko Ono
59.When I was little I thought, isn't it nice that everybody celebrates on my birthday? Because it's July 4th.
Gloria Stuart
60.When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie? Lisa Loeb
61.Would ye both eat your cake and have your cake?
John Heywood
62.You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. Bob Hope
63.if you can blow this out.'
Jerry Seinfeld
64.Your children need your presence more than your presents.
Jesse Jackson