part 1
IRIS: I have found aImost everything
ever written about Iove to be true.
我发现所有关于爱情的描述都是真的
Shakespeare said, "Journeys end in Iovers meeting."莎士比亚曾说“恋人总在旅程的终点相会” Oh, what an extraordinary thought!
真浪漫的想法
PersonaIIy, I have not experienced
anything remoteIy cIose to that,
虽然我从来没有过这种经验
but I'm more than wiIIing
to beIieve Shakespeare had.
但是我相信莎翁有过
I suppose I think about Iove
more than anyone reaIIy shouId.
我对爱情一向比别人想得更多
I'm constantIy amazed by its sheer power
to aIter and define our Iives.
也深切地相信爱情能改变人生
It was Shakespeare who aIso said,
"Love is bIind."莎士比亚也说：“爱情是盲目的”
Now that is something I know to be true.
这一点我肯定是真的
For some, quite inexpIicabIy, Iove fades.
不知道为什么，对某些人来说
爱情是渐渐消逝
For others, Iove is simpIy Iost.
其他人则是完全失去爱情
But then, of course, Iove can aIso be found,
但是有些人能够轻易找到爱情
even if just for the night.
就算只是一夜情
And then there's another kind of Iove,
当然还有另一种爱情
the crueIIest kind,
最残酷的那一种
the one that aImost kiIIs its victims.
足以让人痛不欲生
It's caIIed unrequited Iove.那就是单恋
Of that, I am an expert.我就是这方面的专家
Most Iove stories are about peopIe
who faII in Iove with each other,
爱情故事通常讲的是两个人相爱
but what about the rest of us?
但是像我们这种人呢？
What about our stories,
我们的故事很少被提起
those of us who faII in Iove aIone?
孤独地坠入爱河
We are the victims of the one-sided affair.
我们是单恋的苦主
We are the cursed of the Ioved ones.
也是受诅咒的受害者
We are the unIoved ones,
更是没人疼没人爱的可怜虫
the waIking wounded,
the handicapped without the advantage
of a great parking space.
就像找不到停车位的残障人士
Yes, you are Iooking at one such individuaI
像我这样的一个女子
and I have wiIIingIy Ioved that man
for over three miserabIe years,
我死心塌地单恋那个男人
过了三年的痛苦人生
the absoIute worst years of my Iife.
我这一生最惨痛的日子
The worst Christmases, the worst birthdays,
耶诞节很难熬、过生日没人陪
New Year's Eves brought in by tears and VaIium.
除夕只能放声大哭、狂吞镇静剂
These years that I've been in Iove have been the darkest days of my Iife, 身陷在黑暗的枷锁中
aII because I've been cursed by being in Iove with a man
因为我无可救药的爱上一个男人
who does not and wiII not Iove me back.
却没得到相同的回报
Oh, God, just the sight of him.
我光是看到他
Heart pounding, throat thickening,
absoIuteIy can't swaIIow.
心脏就狂跳、喉咙干到无法吞咽
AII the usuaI symptoms.
全都是单相思的症状
part 2
-Why do l always fall for the bad girl?
-You didn't know she was a bad girl. 我怎么老是爱错人？
你不知道她这么糟
l knew she wasn't good.
我知道她不是好东西
Do you have anything a little bit stronger? 你有更烈一点的饮料吗？
Thank you. Let me rephrase this. 谢谢你，我这么说好了
Why am l attracted to a person
l know isn't good?
为什么我老是爱错人？
l happen to know the answer to this. Because you're hoping you're wrong, 我刚好知道答案
因为你祈求上苍是自己弄错了
and every time she does something
that tells you she's no good, you ignore it, 她对你坏，你故意忽视
and every time she comes through and surprises you, she wins you over 她对你好，你就完全的死心塌地
and you lose that argument with yourself that she's not for you.
完全没想到其实是她不适合你
part 3
I understand feeling as small
and as insignificant as humanly possible, 我了解那种渺小又微不足道的感受 and how it can actually ache in places that you didn't know you had inside you, 就算遍体鳞伤也要故作坚强
and it doesn't matter
how many new haircuts you get 不管换了几个新发型
or gyms you join or how many glasses of chardonnay you drink with your girlfriends, 或是去健身或是和姊妹淘喝白酒 you still go to bed every night
going over every detail,
日日夜夜都仍在回想着每个细节 and wonder what you did wrong
or how you could have misunderstood. 纳闷自己到底哪里错了，哪里误解了
And how in the hell, for that brief moment, you could think that you were that happy? 最后自问怎么会把短暂的欢愉
错当成永久的快乐
And sometimes you can even
convince yourself that he'll see the light 有时候会说服自己
and show up at your door.
他会想清楚回来的
(SlGHS)
And after all that,
however long all that may be,
经历过这一切后
you'll go somewhere new
人还是会重新开始
and you'll meet people
who make you feel worthwhile again, 再遇到值得付出的人
and little pieces of your soul
will finally come back.
然后一点一点地重拾自信
And all that fuzzy stuff,
而那些模糊的回忆
those years of your life that you wasted, 那么多年浪费掉的人生
that will eventually begin to fade. 终究会开始消逝
第二篇：中英文对照经典语录
1、Whatever is worth doing is worth doing well.
任何值得做的，就把它做好。
2、Happiness is a way station between too much and too little. 幸福是太多和太少之间的一站。
3、In love folly is always sweet.
恋爱中，干傻事总是让人感到十分美妙。
4、The hard part isn’t making the decision. It’s living with it. 做出决定并不困难，困难的是接受决定。
5、Your happy passer-by all knows, my distressed there is no place hides.
你的幸福路人皆知，我的狼狈无处遁形。
6、You may be out of my sight, but never out of my mind. 你也许已走出我的视线，但从未走出我的思念。
7、Love is not a maybe thing. You know when you love someone.
爱不是什么可能、大概、也许，一旦爱上了，自己是十分清楚的。
8、In the end, it’s not the years in your life that count. It’s the life in your years.
到头来，你活了多少岁不算什么，重要的是，你是如何度过这些岁月的。
9、When the whole world is about to rain, let’s make it clear in our heart together.
当全世界约好一起下雨，让我们约好一起在心里放晴。
10、It’s better to be alone than to be with someone you’re not happy to be with.
宁愿一个人呆着，也不要跟不合拍的人呆一块。
11、Life is a journey, not the destination, but the scenery along the should be and the mood at the view.
人生就是一场旅行，不在乎目的地，在乎的应该是沿途的风景以及看风景的心情。
12、Time goes by so fast, people go in and out of your life. You must never miss the opportunity to tell these people how much they mean to you.
时间在流逝，生命中人来人往。不要错失机会，告诉他们在你生命中的意义。
13、I lied when I said I didn’t like you. I lied when I said I didn’t care. I lie every time I try to tell myself I will never fall for you. 我说不爱你，那是假话；我说不在乎，那是假话；我告诉自己对你再不会有感觉了，那也是假话。
14、One needs 3 things to be truly happy living in the world: some thing to do, some one to love, some thing to hope for.
要得到真正的快乐，我们只需拥有三样东西：有想做的事，有值得爱的人，有美丽的梦。
15、No matter how bad your heart has been broken, the world doesn’t stop for your grief. The sun comes right back up the next day.
不管你有多痛苦，这个世界都不会为你停止转动。太阳依旧照样升起。
16、Accept what was and what is, and you’ll have more positive energy to pursue what will be.
接受过去和现在的模样，才会有能量去追寻自己的未来。
17、Until you make peace with who you are, you’ll never be content with what you have.
除非你能和真实的自己和平相处，否则你永远不会对已拥有的东西感到满足。
18、If you would hit the mark, you must aim a little above it. Every arrow that flies feels the attraction of earth. －Henry Wadsworth Longfellow.
要想射中靶，必须瞄准比靶略为高些，因为脱弦之箭都受到地心引力的影响。
19、If you wish to succeed, you should use persistence as your good friend, experience as your reference, prudence as your
brother and hope as your sentry.
如果你希望成功，当以恒心为良友、以经验为参谋、以谨慎为兄弟、以希望为哨兵。
20、I’ll think of you every step of the way.
我会想你，在漫漫长路的每一步。
21、I wish i knew how to quit you
我希望我能知道如何离开你
22、 Don‘t waste your time on a man/woman, who isn‘t willing to waste their time on you. 不要为那些不愿在你身上花费时间的人而浪费你的时间。
23、Don’t cry because it is over, smile because it happened. 不要因为结束而哭泣，微笑吧，为你的曾经拥有。
24、Don’t try so hard, the best things come when you least expect them to. 不要着急，最好的总会在最不经意的时候出现。
25、Don’t waste your time on a man/woman, who isn’t willing to waste their time on you. 不要为那些不愿在你身上花费时间的人而浪费你的时间。
26、I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you. 我爱你，不是因为你是一个怎样的人，而是因为我喜欢与你在一起时的感觉。
27、Just because someone doesn’t love you the way you want them to, doesn’t mean they don’t love you with all they have. 爱你的人如果没有按你所希望的方式来爱你，那并不代表他们没有全心全意地爱你。
28、Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before
meeting the right one, so that when we在遇到梦中人之前，上天也许会安排我们先遇到别的人;在我们终于遇见心仪的人时，便应当
29、Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile. 纵然伤心，也不要愁眉不展，因为你不知是谁会爱上你的笑容。
30、no man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is, won’t make you cry. 没有人值得你流泪，值得让你这么做的人不会让你哭泣。
31、The worst way to misomeone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can’t have them. 失去某人，最糟糕的莫过于，他近在身旁，却犹如远在天边。
32、To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world. 对于世界而言，你是一个人;但是对于某个人，你是他的整个世界。
33、爱一个女孩子，与其为了她的幸福而放弃她，不如留住她，为她的幸福而努力。If you love a girl, it’s better to fight for her happinethan to abandon her for the sake of her happiness.
34、暗恋一个人的心情，就像是瓶中等待发芽的种子，永远不能确定未来是否是美丽的，但却真心而倔强的等待着。To love someone in secret is like a seed in bottle waiting for growing up, though not sure whether the future will be more beautiful, still waiting it earnestly and eagerly.
35、当你的心真的在痛，眼泪快要流下来的时候，那就赶快抬头看看，这片曾经属于我们的天空;当天依旧是那么的广阔，云依旧那么的潇洒，那就不应该哭，因为我的离去，并没有带走你的世界。When you feel hurt and your tears are gonna to drop. Please look up and have a look at the sky once belongs to us. If the sky is still vast, clouds are still clear, you shall not cry because my leave doesn’t take away the world that belongs to you.