《功夫熊猫》经典英语口语对白

《功夫熊猫》是近年来大热的好莱坞动画，相信很多的朋友看过之后，都会对里面那只憨态可掬、幽默搞笑，又带有一些中国农民所特有的狡诘的大熊猫留下深刻的印象。而除了影片中华丽的特效和夸张的武术动作外，你是否还记得片中那些经典的对白呢？

1.There are no accidents.

没有意外，一切早已注定。

2.One meets its destiny on the road he takes to avoid it.

往往在逃避命运的路上，却与之不期而遇。

3.Your mind is like this water, my friend, when it is agitated, it becomes difficult to see, but if you allow it to settle, the answer becomes clear. 你的思想就如同水，我的朋友。水波摇曳时，很难看清。不过当它平静下来，答案就清澈见底了。

4.Quit don't quit. Noodles don't noodles.

退出，不退出。做面条，不做面条。

5.There is a saying

Yesterday is history

Tomorrow is a mystery

But today is a gift

That is why it's called the present (the gift)

俗语说，昨天是历史，明天是个谜团！而今天则是上苍的馈赠。那就是为什么今天是present(现在/礼物)。

6.Yes, look at this tree Chivu, I can not make it bloom and suit me, nor make it bear food before it's time.

乌龟：是的，看着这棵树。我不能让树为我开花，也不能让它提前结果。 But there are things we can control, I can control when the fruit will fall... And I can control what time to seed. That is not illusion, Master． 师傅：但有些事情我们可以控制，我可以控制果实何时坠落。我还可以控制在何处播种，那可不是幻觉，大师。

Yes, but no matter what you do, That seed will grow to be a peach tree. You may wish for an Apple or an orange, but you will get a peach． 乌龟：不过无论你做了什么，播下的种子还是会长成桃树。你可能想要苹果或桔子，可你只能得到桃子。

But peache can not defeate Tai Long．

师傅：可桃子不能打败大龙。

Maybe it can if you are willing to guide it, to nuture it, to believe in it.

乌龟：也许它可以的，如果你愿意引导它、滋养它、相信它。

7. I'm sorry things didn't work out. It's just what it's meant to be. Paul, forget everything else, your destiny still awaits. We are Noodle folk, Broth runs deep through our veins．

天不遂人愿，况且这本不是天意。阿宝，忘了其它的事情，你的使命一直都在向你召唤。我们是做面条的，我们血液里流淌着面汤。

8. You cannot leave, real warrior never quits.

你不能走，真正的勇士决不会退却。

9.Why didn't you quit? You know I was trying to get rid of you, but you stayed．

师傅：你为什么不退出呢？你知道我一直想把你赶走，可你还是留下来了。 Yes, I stayed. I stayed, because every time you threw up bricks on my head or said I smelled, it hurts. But it could never hurt more than I did everyday in my life just being me. I stayed, because I thought, If anyone could change me, could make me not me, it was you, the greatest Kong Fu teacher in the whole of China!

阿宝：是啊，我留下来了。我留下来是因为每次你往我头上丢砖头，或说我气味难闻，这很伤我的心。可最伤我心的是，我每天努力练习，却还是现在这个样子。我留下来，因为我以为，如果还有人能改变我，能让我不再是原来的我，那就是你——中国最伟大的功夫师傅！

10. Enough talk！Let's fight！

闲话少说，开打吧！

11. The secret ingredient of my secret ingredient soup is...nothing. 我私家汤秘密食材就是——什么都不加。

12. To make something special, you just have to believe it' s special. 想让它与众不同，你就必须先相信它的与众不同。

第二篇：功夫熊猫 剧情对白

Legend tells a legendary warrior whose kungfu skills was the staff of legend, he traveled the in search o

I see you like to chew, maybe you should chew on my desk.

The warrior said nothing for his mouth was full, then he swallowed, and then he spoke

Enough talk, let’s fight

He was so deadly in fact that his enemies will go blind for the over exposure to pure awesomeness He is so awesome, and attractive.

How can we repay you?

There is no charge for awesomeness or attractiveness.

Flew!

It mattered not how many foes he faced, there were no match for his foedesity

Never before had a panda been so feared, and so loved.

Even the most roller heroes in all of China ---the furious five

Bowed in respect of this great master

We shall hang out!---agreed

Yeh!

But hanging out would have to wait, because when you are facing ten thousand demons of demon mountain

There is only one thing and that’s

Get up

You’ll be late for work!

Po~ get up!

Hi~ Po, what are you doing up there?

Oh.nothing

Monkey! mantis!crane!viper!tigeress!wow~~

Po ,let’s go! You’re late for work!

Coming~

Sorry dad~

Sorry doesn’t make the noodles~

And what are you doing up there~all that noise

Oh…Nothing, just ..had a crazy

What about? What are you dreaming about?

En.was i….i was dreaming about..en…noodles.

Noodles? You were really dreaming about noodles?

Yeh…what else have I dreamed about?

Oh, careful, that soup is sharp!

Happy day! My son finally had the noodle dream!

You don’t know how long I have been waiting for this moment!

This is a sign, Po~

En..a sign of what?

You , are almost ready to be entrust with the secret ingredient of my secret ingredient soup, And then you’ll fulfill your destiny and take over the restaurant!

Just as I took it over from my father, who took it from his father who won it

From a game named Majiang.

Dad,dad,dad…this was just a dream.

No, it was just the dream.

We are noodle folk broth run though our veins.

Dad, didn’t you ever…want to do sth else?sth besides noodles?

Actually.when I was young and crazy, I thought about running away and learning how to make tofu.

So why didn’t you?

Because it was a stupid dream!

Can you imagine me making tofu?

Hahahaha……tofu……no!

We all have our place in this world, mine is here, and yours is…

I know…is here.

No…it’s the table to 2,5,7and12!

Services with the smile!

Well done!students!if you are trying to disappoint me, tigeress you need more accuracy, Monkey quicker speed, crane hike,viper subtlety, mantis… !

Master Shifu!

What?

it’s master Wugui, he wants to see you.

Master wugui, you summoned me? Is Sth wrong?

Why must sth be wrong for me to see my old friend?

So…nothing is wrong?

Well, I didn’t say that.

You’re saying…

I have an vision…Tailang will return.

That is impossible! He is in prison!

Nothing is impossible…

Sing!Fly to prison! Double the guards, double the weapons, double everything,

Tailang does not leave that prison.

Yes! Master shifu.

When often meet destiny on the road, it takes what it really to…

We have to do sth, before he march on the valley, and take arrange…he’ll…he’ll…

Mind this water, my friend

When it is agitated, it becomes difficult to see.

But if you allow it to settle, the answer becomes clear. the dragon scroll. It is time…

But who? Who is worthy to be trusted with this secret to limit this power?

To become the dragon warrior?

I don’t know~

Excuse me…sorry…

Hey~~~watch your pose~

Sorry~

Sorry!doesn’t in purpose~

What! Master’s choosing the dragon warrior, today!

Everyone! Everyone! Go! Get to the jade palace!

One of the five is going tol get the dragon scroll!

We’ve been waiting for this for thousands of years!just leave the bowl!

This is the greatest thing in kungfu history!leave about it,kids go~

Po~ where are you going?

To the jade palace…

Don’t forget your noodle car! The whole valley will be there, you’ll sell noodles to all of them~

Selling noodles?

But,dad…you know I was thinking…maybe i…I becomes thingking…

Could also sell the bean bundles, they’re…they’re about to go bad…

That’s my boy! I told you that dream was a sign!~

Yeh~glad I had it~

Almost there!

What?no…no…no…

Sorry~po~we’ll bring you back souvenir.

No, I’ll bring me back souvenir.

It is a historic day, isn’t it, Master Wugui?

Yes…and I even felt I will not live to see~

Are your students ready?---yes master wugui.

You know this, old friend, whoever I choose will not only bring peace to the valley, but also to you~ Let’s our tournament begin~

No nono~wei…I’ve come…

Hey~ open the door~ let me in~

Citizens of the valley please~ it is my quite honor to present you…

tigeress, viper, crane,monkey,mantis!

----the furious five

The furious 5?

Warriors, prepare~

Nono, pick it a hole

The thousands tons of fire~

Wow~kook at there! Hey~get away!

And finally!master tigeress~

Believe me!citizens! you’ve not seen anything yet~

I know!

Tigeress, play on! And her plays of gests~

I sense the dragon warrior is among us.

Citizens of the valley of the peace!

Master wugui will now choose the dragon warrior!

Oh?nonono,wait

Po!what are you doing!

Shifu does…

I’m just the messager

Oh..give a message for your master shifu…escape from the prison is impossible

Impressive,isn’t it?

It’s very impressive..very impressive

One way in.one way out

One thousand guards and one prisoner

Yes..except that prisoner is tailing…

Take us down..

My god…

Be held .tailang

I’ll…en…I’ll still wait here…

It doesn’t to worry about… it’s perfectly safe…

Have the array.

Tough guy, did you hear…wugui did finally find someone to give the scroll And it’s not ,won’be you.

What are you doning?

You’ll get him mad!

What’s he gonna to do about it?

I’ve got him completetly immobilized

Oh…did I stamp your witty tail?

I’ve seen enough

I’ll tell shifu it doesn’t worry about

No he doesn’t…

Ok I’ll tell him..can I please go now?

Wait a second…

I think this has been a slight mistake…

Everyone thinks I’m …

The sacred hall of warriors…

Look at this place…

Master fly’s armor…

With sinks of battle damage…

Wow..The sword of hero’s

It’s said to be so sharp that you can cut yourself just by looking…

The invisible dragon..of destiny

I’ve only seen painting of that painting…

No…

The legendary vase of warrior’s

It’s said…it contains the entire potential army..

Hello..

Have you finished sightseeing…

Sorry…I should come to see you first…

My patience …

Oh, well… mean, it’s none like you going anywhere

Would you turn around?

Sure…hey, how’s… how …get you find…master chifu

Someone broke that…but I’m going to fix it up…

Do you …have some glue…

So, you’re the legendary dragon warrior~

I guess so~

Wrong! You are not the dragon warrior!you’ll never be the dragon warrior!

Until you have learnt the secret of the dragon scroll.

So..how is this you?

Do you have a ladder, trampoline…

You think is that easy…

I’m going to just hand you the secret to this limitless power?!

No…I …

One must first master the highest level of kunfu, and that is clearly impossible if that one is someone

Someone like me?

Yes! Look at you!

This fat prat

What Sensitive in the fatty parts…

And this ridiculous valley! And, outer! Disregard, for personal hygine…

Go ahead,panda…show us what you can do

Shall I Just wait them to get back to work and start…

Hit it!

Ok…I mean, I’m just a date…some is still digesting

So my kungfu may not be as good as…later on…

Just hit it!

What you get…he can nothing but I can stand right here..

Pick on my friends?

Get ready to feel the thunder~

Look at my crazy feet, what will you do about my crazy feet!

Come on ~I’m blured I’m blured…you’ve never seen bear’s style~

He’s only seen playing mantis or monkey style~and snake’s snake~

Why didn’ you hit it!

Oh…All right~all right~

One try again~a little harder~

How’s that?

That hurts…

This will be easier than I thought~

My tenders…

How did it that I do~

There’s now a level zero~

There’s no words…

No denying that…

I don’t understand what master wugui was thinking…

The Poor guy just gets himself killed

He is so mighty…the dragon warrior~

Fell out of the sky and full of fire

When he walks, the very gorge shades…

One would think that master wugui would choose someone who actually know kungfu… Yeh..Or could at least touch his toes…or even see his toes

Ok…great…

Hey..hi… you’re up…

I’m now…

I understand, you eat when you’re upset.

Upset? I’m not up set!whywhywhy makes me upset…

So why are you upset?

I probably sucked to anyone in the history of kungfu.in the history of china, and in the history of sucking…

Probably…in the five…man you should see they totally hate me…

Totally?

How can shifu overturn me into the dragon warrior?

I’m…not like The five, I’ve got no claws, no wings, no venom…

Even mantis has those…things…

Maybe just I should just quit and go back to make my noodles.

Quit, don’t quit, noodles, don’t noodles.

You’re too concerned with outside world and what will be,

There is a saying ,Yesterday is history, tomorrow is mystery,

But today is a gift ,That is why it’s called the present (the gift)

Oh~no~

What’s happening?!

Fire!

Tailang is free! I must want… shifu.

Go anywhere!

We get up!

He comes this way!

He won’t get far~housecarl!

We dead…so…very very dead…

Not yet! Throw!

Get me run now…

Yes…

I’m glad shifu sent you…

I was beginning thinking I’ve beenrotten…

Fly back and tell them the real dragon warrior was coming home!

Good morning,master~

Panda!panda! wake up!

…he’s quit!

What do we do now, master? With the panda gone, who will be the dragon warrior?

All we can do is the training and trust in time, the true dragon

Warrior will be revealed.

What are you doing here!

Ha! Hi! Good morning, master!

I thought I’ve warmed up a little~

He’s stuck~

Stuck?no~why I’ve stuck~

No…this is…yeh…I’m stuck.

Help him~oh,dear~

Maybe unfit…one, two…

Thank you!

Don’t mention it.

No..really…I appreciate it…

You actually thought you can learn to do a thwart split in one night?

It takes years to develope one’s flexibility, and years longer…to apply it compatibly

Put that down!

The only thing we collect here are blooding ankles and broken bones!

Yeh…excellent!

Let’s get started!

Are you ready?

I was born ready~

I’m sorry, brother. but I got you said you were ready.

That was awesome!

Let’s go again~

I’ve been taken it easy on you, panda, but…no more, your next opponent will be me.

Right, yeh…let’s go!

Step forth~

To find Victory is to find Your opponent’

s weakness And make him suffer from… to take his strength and use it to beat him… Until he’s failing…or quits..

But a real warrior will never quit, don’t worry, master!

I’ll never never quit!

If he’s smart, he want come back up steps..

But he will?

He’s not going to quit easy~

He’s going to bounce turn and up…

Shifu loved tailang he had never liked anyone before..or since…

And now he has the chance to make things right, to train the true Dragon warrior…

And he stuck with you…a big, fat panda…who treats it like a joke…

Oh!that exsists!

Wait! i…i’ve accidentally just treated its facial nerve!

I may…may also…subject her…

Inner peace…inner peace…iner…in…in..inner peace…

Whoever is making that cracking sound….quiet down

In…er…

Oh…thee…excellent!

I could know some good news right now~

Master!master!

En…

i…I have a…

it’s a very bad news

shifu…

there’s just news…there’s no good…ok

master…master, your vision,your vision was right…

tailing has broken out of the prison, and he’s on this way!

That is bad news!

If you do not believe that the dragon warrior can stop him…

The…panda?master!that panda is not the dragon warrior!

He wasn’t even meant to be here!he was an accident!

There are no accidents…

Yes…I know…you’ve said that already…twice…

Welll…there was no accident…either…twice

My old friend…the panda will not fulfill his destiny, nor you…yours… Until you let go off the illusion of control…

Illusion?

Yes…look at this tree, shifu…I can not make it blossom

When it suits me nor make it bear fruit before its time.

But there are things we can control,I can control when the fruit will fall. I can control where the plant to seed…

That is no illusion, master.

Oh…yes…but no matter what you do…that seed will grow to be a

Peach tree…

you may wish for an apple or an orange, but you will get a peach.

But peach can not defeat tailang…

Maybe it can…if you’re willing to guide it, to nurture it,to belive in it… But how…how! I need your help, master~

No…you just need to believe…promise me shifu…

Promise me you will believe…

i…I will…try…

en…good…

my time has come…you must continue your journey without me…

what what…what you…

master…you can’t leave me…

you must…believe.. master! You may be a wolf… You may be the scariest fan in province~ But there allows a tipper… So…how did you get out there alive~ I mean…didn’t actually see that…but I thought it in my mind… Could…in my mind…could read my mind… You like it~ This is really good… Ok, come on, you should my dad’s secret ingredient soup..that.. He actually knows the secret ingredient…

What are you talking about ? this is amazing…

You’re really a good cook,

I wish my mouth is enough bigger…

Tigeress, you’ve got to try this…

It is said…a dragon warrior can survive for months’ time on nothing To do with the single gingkgo leaf and the energy of the universe

I guess my body doesn’t know it’s the dragon warrior yet…

I need more that do…

And …universe juice…

What?

Oh~nothing~master shifu~

You’ll never be the dragon warrior unless you lose 500pounds and

Brush your teeth!

What is that noise you’re making! I heard!i heard it!

Work hard, panda!maybe someday you’ll have ears like mine~

Ears!it’s not working for it?but it’s pretty good~

It’s shifu…

Of coursr is shifu, what is it I’m doing…

Wu…master shifu!

Do you think this is funny! Tailing has escaped from prison!

And you act Like children!

What?

He’s coming for the dragon scroll, and you’re the only one who can stop him! You get something that sense of humor~

I’m going…stop…then…how serious… I don’t have the..

Master wugui will stop him!

He did it before who will do it again!

Wugui cannot stop him…not any more~

Our only hope is the dragon warrior~

The panda?

Yes! The panda!

Master!please!

Let us stop tailing! This is what you trained us for!

No! it is not your destiny to defeat tailing!

It is his!

Where did he go…?

You can not leave! A real warrior never quits!

Watch me!

Come on, how must I beat tailang!? I can’t even beat you off the stairs. You’ll beat him because you are the dragon warrior!

You don’t believe that!

You never believe that from the first moment I got here!

You’ve tried to get rid of me~

Yes! I was…

But now I ask you to trust in your master!

As I’ve come to trust in mine…

You’re not my master~and I’m not the dragon warrior~

Then Why didn’t you quit!

You know I was trying to get rid of you, and you stayed…

Yeh…I stayed…

I stayed because every time you threw a brick on my head or…said I

Smells…it hurts…

But it could never hurt me more than I did every day in my life just being me… I stayed…because I thought, if anyone could change me, could make me…

Not me…it was you!

The greatest kungfu teacher in all of China!

But I can change you!

I can turn you into the dragon warrior!

And I will!

Oh…mind…tailing is on this way here right now!

And even it takes one hundred years to get here…

How can you…could change this! Into the dragon warrior!ah??? How?how?how?

I don’t know!

I don’t know…

It’s what I thought…

This is what you trained me for…

Tigeress!

Don’t try to stop me~

We’ll not try to stop you!

What? We’re coming with you! What? I eat when I’m upset! Ok? Oh, no need to explain… I just told you monkey, he hides cookies on the top shelf Don’t tell monkey… Look at you! Yeh…I know…I disgust you… No..no…I mean… How did you get up there!?

I don’t know..i just…

I don’t know…I just get cookies!

And yet you are ten feet off the ground and have done a perfect stand~ No..this?

This is just…accident…

There are no accidents! Come with me~

I know you’ve trained me to be optimistic of kungfu…

But could you at least tell me where we are going…

You…Drag me…fall the way out here, for a bath?

Panda, we do not wash our pits in the pool sacred tears…

The pool was…?

This is where wugui unravel the mysterys of harmony focus, This is the birthplace of kungfu…

Do you want to learn kungfu?

Yeh…

Then I am your master…

Ok…Don’t cry…

Ok…

When you focus on kungfu…when you concentrate…

You sink…But that is perhaps my fault,

I can not train you the way I’ve trained the five…

I now see that the way to get through you is this..

Oh…great because I’m hungry..

Good, when you’ve trained you may eat…

Let’s begin…

After you, panda…

Just like that…no setups..nonono…no ten-mile hike?

I vow to train you and you have been trained…

You’re free…to eat~

Enjoy~

Hey~

I said you’re free to eat~have a dumpline~

Hey~

You are free…to eat!

Am I ?!

Are you!?

I’m not hungry~

Master……

Cut it~！

Where is the dragon warrior~

How do you know you are not looking at her~

You think I’m a fool~?

I know you’re not the dragon warrior~not of you!

I heard how he fell out of the sky in the boom of a fire~

He is a warrior, unlike anything in the world you’ve ever seen…

Paul?

So…that is his name~paul~

Finally~a worthy opponent~the battle will be legendary~ We’ve got this! Help her~!

Focus, focus! Read it~paul and fulfill your destiny~ Read it and become the dragon warrior! It’s impossible to open~ Thankyou~ Probably…I’ve Loosen it for you~ Ok here goes~ It’s blank~ What? Here look! No..i’m forbidden to look upon~ Blank? I don’t …I don’t understand~ Ok…so wugui was just an old turtle after all~ Ok…so wugui was just a crazy old turtle after all~ No…wugui was wiser than I thought. Oh…Come on… Face it~he picked me by accident~ Of course I’m the dragon warrior~ Oh…my kidding~ But who will stop tailang? He’ll destroy everything and everyone~ No~ evacuate the valley~you must protect villagers from tailang’s rage~

What about you master?

I’ll fight him~

What?

I can hold him long enough for everyone to escape~ But shifu…he’ll kill you…

Then I will fine me to pay my mistake~

Listen to me, all of you~

It is time for you to Continue your journey without me. I’m very proud of being your master~

We’ve got to get them out safely~

Cub little one, let’s find your mama~

Viper~ guide the southern farm~

Mantis~the north~

Crane~ light the way~

Look…it’s the dragon warrior.

Hey, dad.

Paul!

It…

It’s good to have you back son~

Good to be back…

Let’s go paul~

So for our next shop is time to face it…so our future noodles

Is dice cut vegetables

No longer slices…also I was thinking…

Maybe this time we’ll have a kitchen you can actually stand up in…

Do you like that?

Paul…oh…I’m sorry things didn’t work out~

It…just wasn’t meant to be…

Paul, forget everything else, your destiny still awaits…

We are noodle folk…

Broth Runs deep through our veins…

I don’t know dad…

Earthly…

Sometimes I can’t believe actually I’m your son.

Paul…I think it’s time I told you sth I should have told you a long time ago~ Ok…

The secret ingredient of my secret ingredient soup …

Oh…

Come here…The secret ingredient is…nothing~~~~~~

Ah..?

You heard me?

Nothing~ There is no secret ingredient

Wait wait~ it’s just plain noodle soup?

You don’t add some kind of special source or sth?

Don’t have to…To make sth special, you just have to believe it’s special

There is no secret ingredient~

I have come home, master.

This is no longer your home, and I’m no longer your master~

Oh…yes…You have s new favorite~

So where is this, paul?

Did I scare him off?

This battle is between you and me~

So…that is how it’s going to be…

That is how it must be~

Finally…

That scroll is mine!

The scroll is giving him power…

Finally…oh…yes…

The power of the dragon scroll is…my…

It’s nothing!

It’s ok, I didn’t get it the first time either~

What?

There is no secret ingredient!

It’s just you！

Stop it~ I want to pee…

Don’t don’t…

You…can’t defeat me…

You…you are just a big…fat,panda~

Not a big fat panda~

I’m the big fat panda!

Oh…The wushi finger hold~

Oh, you know this finger hold~

You are blahing…you are blahing…shifu didn’t teach you that… No…I figure it out…

Look! The dragon warrior~

That’s my boy! The big lovely kungfu warrior is my son! Yes!

Thanks dad!

Hey guys!

Master…master…

Master?

Master shifu!

Master!

Shifushifu are you ok?

Paul! You’re alive~

Or we are both dead?

No master, I didn’t die.

I defeated tailing.

You did?

Wow…it is as wugui…told…

You are the dragon warrior!

You’ve brought peace to this valley!

And…and me…thank you…

Thank you paul…thank you thank you…

No…master! Nonono don’t die shifu please!

I’m not died! You! Idiot!

Ah…dragon warrior…

I’m simply at peace…finally…

Oh…so…I’m…I should stop talking…

If you can…

You get sth to eat?

Yah…!

《功夫熊猫》经典台词（中英文）

1.世间无巧合 （存在的就是合理的）

There are no accidents.

2.欲避之，反促之。

One meets its destiny on the road he takes to avoid it

3.你的思想就如同水,我的朋友,当水波摇曳时,很难看清,不过当它平静下来,答案就清澈见底了.

Your mind is like this water, my friend , when it is agitated ,it becomes difficult to see ,but if you allow it to settle , the answer becomes clear. true warrior, but do not surrender真正的武士绝不放弃

4.退出，不退出。做面条，不做面条。

Quit don’t quit. Noodles don’t noodles.

5.俗语说，

既往者之不鉴，来着尤可追！

那就是为什么今天是present(现在/礼物)

There is a saying,

Yesterday is history

Tomorrow is a mystery

But today is a gift

That is why it’s called the present (the gift)

6.乌龟:是的，看着这棵树，

我不能让树为我开花，

也不能让它提前结果

Yes ，look at this tree Chivu（师傅）

8.你不能走，真的武士决不会退却

you cannot leave ,real warrior never quits.

9.师傅：那你为什么不退出呢?

你知道我一直想把你赶走,

可你还是留下来了。

Why didn’t you quit ? you know I was trying to get rid of you but you stayed

阿宝：是啊，我留下来了。

我留下来是因为每次你往我头上丢砖头，

或说我难闻，这很伤我的心。

可最伤我心的是，我每天努力练习，却还是这个我。

我留下来，因为我以为，

如果还有人能改变我，

能让我焕然一新，

那就是你--

中国最伟大的功夫师父！

Yes ,I stayed .

I stayed ,because every time you threw up brick on the head or said I smelled ,it hurts.

But it could never hurt more than I did everyday in my life just being me .

I stayed ,because I thought ..

If anyone could change me ,

could make me not me ,

it was you

the greatest Kong Fu teacher in the whole of China!

10，Enough talk~ let's fight！少废话，决斗吧

11、There'e no charge for awesomeness or to attractiveness !!

牛人不收费，迷死人不偿命~

12.我私家汤的绝密食材,就是…什么都没有。

认为它特别，它就特别了。

The secret ingredient of my secret ingredient soup is...nothing. To make something special ,you just have to believe it’s special.