1、护士：你今天有福了，梁老板亲自给你做检查。

熊顿：梁医生？为什么叫他老板？

护士：因为他老板着脸。

2、熊顿老板：不想干了？不想干了趁早滚蛋，别在这占着茅坑不拉屎。

熊顿：你以为老娘愿意在你这坑里蹲着是吗？

3、人生不如意十有八九，能与人说的只有二三。剩下的你就······

4、原来我不是什么蝴蝶，只是只无人知晓的幺蛾子。

5、我老板脸上有颗很大的痦子，每天用粉盖无数遍，这叫欲盖弥彰，长脸上了你盖来盖去的有什么用啊。

6、作为女人要时刻保持外表和内心一样美丽，这样即使你遇到车祸，人家肯定是先救漂亮的那个啊。

7、我叫熊顿，狗熊的熊，牛顿的顿，再过一天我就29岁了。贝尔29岁发明了电话，村上春树29岁开始写小说，斯皮尔伯格29岁拍出了大白鲨，我一直坚信，下一个在29岁呼风唤雨的人肯定是我。

8、你怎么剃秃了还是个美女啊？我要是剃秃了肯定是个尼姑。

1、要说谁男朋友最贱，你男朋友毫无悬念。（第一句就记住了这个。哈哈哈）

2、大眼睛，长睫毛，帅的可能性为百分之八十。

3、你要是能多看我几次，可能会好点。

4、人生最悲剧的事情就是该hold住的时候没hold住。

5、活在想象里，没有恐惧，没有忧愁，没有死亡。

6、开心不开心都是一活已天，那就大摇大摆地活呗。

7、冲动后悔一阵子，活得太怂了，后悔一辈子。

8、真正的朋友就像健康，失去了才知道价值，我不能想象，失去他们我会什么样。

9、我们还像从前一样，我负责治病，你负责相信我。

10、你是我一生中只会遇到一次的惊喜。

11、人不能因为有一天会死就不想活了。

12、人不能害怕失去就不去拥有。

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13、你不是我，你不知道你对我的意义。

14、你是我一生中只会遇到一次的惊喜，它像一颗种子，跌进我心里，现在，它开始发芽了。

15、第一次都疼。慢慢的你就习惯了（不要邪恶，这是小朋友安慰熊顿的时候说的）

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X: I'm just saying, name two great chick drummers.

Y: Sheila E? Meg White from the White Stripes?

X: She can't drum.

Y: She's a better drummer than you. At least she has rhythm.

P: Freddy, where are your sleeves? And what have you done to your hair?

X: It's called punk.

P: Well, it's not school uniform.

Z: Miss Mullins, you're The Man.

P: Thank you, Frankie.

P: Good morning, everyone. Just a reminder: Parents' Night is coming up, and I do expect everyone to have a presentation.

S: What? Hot!

T: You OK?

S: Sorry.

P: As you know, it is the most important event of the year. The parents will be scrutinizing our every move, so I find it's best to over-prepare, right? The best defense is a good offense. And, Roberta, now that I see you...

S: Hey, is she always like that?

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X: You can play your music after you finish your homework, after you finish your chores, but not until then. Zack! Zack, do not walk away from me when I'm talking to you. It's very rude. All right? Last thing...you do your guitar after your homework and chores, and only what Miss Sheinkopf gives you, all right? No more rock music. OK?

Y: OK.

X: All right, get to class. Watch that attitude.

S: All right, everybody, class has begun. And you know what? You guys have been doing real good in here. If I was gonna give you a grade, I'd give you an A. But that's the problem. Rock ain't about doing things perfect. Who can tell me what it's really about? Frankie?

T: Scoring chicks?

S: No. See? No. Eleni?

T: Getting wasted.

S: No. Come on. No. Leonard.

T: Sticking it to The Man?

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X: Children. Please take your seats. Everyone, I'd like to introduce Miss Dunham's substitute. This is Mr. Schneebly. Why don't you write your name on the board?

Y: Yes, I will.

X: You know what? Why don't you all just call me "Mr. S"?

Y: Mr. S has never taught here at Horace Green, so I want you all to be on your best behavior. So the curriculum is on the desk. And do you have any questions? X: Yeah, when's lunch?

Y: The children just had their lunch. Is there anything else you need?

X: I'm a teacher. All I need are minds for molding.

Y: All right, then. Well, thanks again. You saved the day.

be on your best behavior 表现出你们最好的一面

(学校、学院或大学的)全部课程 A curriculum is all the different courses of study that are taught in a school, college, or university. 全部课程，课程

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X: The sun'll come out tomorrow (Yes.)/ Bet your bottom dollar/ That tomorrow

Y: Stop. You've got it, and I don't even know what it is, but you've got it. And that's why you're in the band. You, sing.

Z: Amazing grace/How sweet the sound/That saved...

Y: Stop, before I start crying because I found the missing ingredient. You're in the band. W: I can sing.

Y: You can? All right, Summer, belt it.

W: Memory/All alone in the moonlight...

Y: Stop. Stop. OK. Good. That's pretty good. All right.

W: I can also play clarinet, you know.

Y: I'll find something for you. When we get back from lunch, I'll assign the rest of you killer positions.

you got it，是比较口语话的短语。

1 可以庆祝对方某事的成功，在郑重或者兴奋的对话中，译“你成功了!”“你做到了!”。 2 在一段平稳的对话中，通常表示这件事你懂、你能做到，译“你会的”“你明白的”。 3 如果是疑问语气，“you got it？”，译“你明白了？”“你听到了吗？”。

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P: Everyone, this is Ned Schneebly. He's covering for Gail. This is Gabe Green. He teaches second. Jane Lemmons, fourth. Bob's our P.E. Teacher. Roberta's our librarian.

X: How do you do?

Y: Would you care to join us, Mr. Schneebly?

S: Yeah.

Y: Did I say that correctly? "Schneebly"?

S: Actually, it's "Schnayblay".

X: We were just discussing testing. Which test do you find most effective, the TASS or the Wilson-Binet?

S: I say no testing, and I will tell you why, Joe.

X: Gabe.

S: Gabe. I believe...that the children are the future. Now, listen, you can teach them well, but, buddy, you have gotta let them lead the way. Let the children's laughter...just remind us how we used to be. That's what I decided long ago.

X: Isn't that a song?

S: No. I don't think so. No? No, it isn't.

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S: Mr. S? We came up with some names for the band.

X: Yeah? Hit me.

S: The Bumblebees?

X: No, it's sissy.

S: The Koala Bears?

X: No, what are you talking about? It's sissy. Okay, girls, I need to speak with Principal Mullins for a moment. Hey, Miss Mullins. Hello. How's it going?

S: How about "Pig Rectum"?

Y: Michelle!

X: It's a science project. Listen, Ros, I was thinking about organizing a field trip for the kids at the end of the month. What do you think about that?

Y: Well...substitutes, as a rule, do not organize field trips.

X: Right. But I figure I'm gonna be here for a while, so…

Y: Well, that remains to be seen. Have you met some of our other teachers?

X: No. But listen, don’t you think the kids could learn by getting out of the classroom?

Y: You know, it's more complicated than that, all right? There're safety issues. Parents need to be notified, all right? It's against school policy.

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