圣诞节有趣的电影台词
#10 - Deck The Halls 闪亮之屋
主演: Matthew Broderick & Danny Devito
年代: 2006
圣诞电影台词:
Buddy Hall: I want my house to be seen from space!
#9 - Jingle All The Way 圣诞老豆
主演: Arnold Schwarzenegger & Sinbad
年代: 1996
圣诞电影台词:
Myron Larabee: I work for the post office so you know I’m not stable! Tell ‘em!
Howard Langston: This man is totally insane.
Myron Larabee: Thank you!
#8 - Eight Crazy Nights 八夜疯狂
主演: Adam Sandler
年代: 2002
圣诞电影台词:
Davey: Hey jelly jugs, next time you come to my gym you better wear a bra.
Whitey: He’s was just kidding son, you’ve got very nice breasts.
#7 - How The Grinch Stole Christmas 圣诞怪杰
主演: Jim Carrey
年代: 2000
圣诞电影台词:
Cindy Lou Who: Thanks for saving me.
The Grinch: [stops in his tracks] Saving you, is that what you think I was doing? Wrongo. I just noticed that you were improperly packaged, my dear.
[grabs wrapping paper and starts wrapping Cindy up]
The Grinch: Hold still.
[to Max]
The Grinch: Max, pick out a bow.
[to Cindy]
The Grinch: Can I use your finger for a sec?
#6 - Four Christmases 四个圣诞
主演: Vince Vaughn & Reese Witherspoon
年代: 2008
圣诞电影台词:
Jim: I’m not trying to be your father, I’m hoping for a chance to be your friend.
Brad: You were my friend, you were my best friend, but now you’re sleeping with my mom and it’s a little bit weird for me.
#5 - Bad Santa 圣诞坏公公
主演: Billy Bob Thorton
年代: 2003
圣诞电影台词:
Sue: I’ve always had a thing for Santa Claus. In case you didn’t notice. It’s like some deep-seeded childhood thing.
Willie: So is my thing for tits.
#4 - Fred Claus 圣诞老人兄弟
主演: Vince Vaughn & Paul Giamatti
年代: 2007
圣诞电影台词:
Fred: Santa’s having some trouble getting the sled off the ground?
[his mother plugs her ears]
Mother Claus: [singing] Jingle bells, jingle bells…
#3 - A Christmas Story 圣诞故事
主演: Peter Billingsley & Darren McGavin
年代: 1983
圣诞电影台词:
Santa Claus: How about a nice football?
Ralphie as Adult:[narrating] Football? Football? What’s a football? With unconscious will my voice squeaked out ‘football’.
Santa Claus:Okay, get him out of here.
Ralphie as Adult:[narrating] A football? Oh no, what was I doing? Wake up, Stupid! Wake up! Ralphie: [Ralphie is shoved down the slide, but he stops himself and climbs back up] No! No! I want an Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two-Hundred-Shot Range Model Air Rifle! Santa Claus: You’ll shoot your eye out, kid.
#2 - Elf 圣诞精灵
主演: Will Ferrell & James Caan
年代: 2003
圣诞电影台词:
Gimbel’s Santa: Now what can I get you for Christmas?
Buddy: Don’t tell him what you want, he’s a liar.
Gimbel’s Santa: Let the kid talk.
Buddy: You disgust me! How can you live with yourself?
Gimbel’s Santa: Just cool it, Zippy.
Buddy: You sit on a throne of lies.
Gimbel’s Santa: Look, I’m not kiddin’.
Buddy: You’re a fake.
Gimbel’s Santa: I’m a fake?
Buddy: Yes!
Gimbel’s Santa: How’d you like to be dead, huh? Ho, ho, just kidding.
Buddy: You stink.
Gimbel’s Santa: I think you’re gonna have a good Christmas, all right.
Buddy: You smell like beef and cheese, you don’t smell like Santa.
#1 - National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation
主演: Chevy Chase & Randy Quaid
年代: 1989
圣诞电影台词:
Clark: Can I refill your eggnog for you? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?
Eddie: Naw, I’m doing just fine, Clark.
第二篇:圣诞节节目台词
Dennis: Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen. Jessica: Good afternoon, boys and girls.
D&J: wish you a Merry Christmas and a happy new year. Dennis: I am Dennis Jessica: I am Jessica
Dennis: welcome to Jordan’s Language school. Jessica: welcome to our Christmas party. Dennis: 各位来宾、各位家长.
Jessica: 亲爱的老师、亲爱的小朋友.
Dennis: 今天是乔登美语安海校的三周年校庆,在这里,感谢广大领导和家长的
到来,以及长期以来对学校的支持与厚爱.
Jessica: 安海乔登美语学校的圣诞晚会现在开始,让我们一起来欣赏乔登美语学
校的孩子们精彩的演出吧。请大家用热烈的掌声给我们最可爱的小朋友们。首先请欣赏由全日制维尼小班和米奇小班的小朋友带来的舞蹈——《虫儿飞》
1.歌曲:虫儿飞
Dennis: 哇~~~~刚刚唱虫儿飞的小朋友真的是可爱了,太棒了! Jessica: 是啊~~~对了,Dennis,你喜欢跳舞吗? Dennis: 喜欢啊~~可是我一点也不会跳~~~
Jessica: 现在有一个让你免费学习跳舞的机会! Dennis: 是什么啊?
Jessica:你可要认真跟大班的小朋友学啊? Dennis: 你不要在卖关子了,说吧~~~~
Jessica:接下来,请掌声有请大班的小朋友给我们带来的舞蹈《向前冲》 Dennis: 大家掌声~~~~~~
2.舞蹈:向前冲
Jessica: Dennis,你听过《three little pigs》的故事吗?
Dennis:有呀,三只肥猪的故事吗,我还会讲,你要不要听听看? Jessica:还是算了。我跟你打一个赌。
Dennis:什么?
Jessica:你只听过三只动物的故事,一定没听过三只昆虫的故事! Dennis:怎么可能?
Jessica:下面请欣赏由周末美语班S2 的Jody小朋友带来的个人演讲——《three little butterflies》
3.个人演讲:three little butterflies
Jessica:Dennis,你小时候读幼儿园的时候最喜欢哪首儿歌? Dennis: 数鸭子~
Jessica:那你还记得怎么唱吗?
Dennis:(跑调地唱??)门前大桥下,游过一群鸭,快来快来数一数?? Jessica:停停。
Dennis:怎么啦?唱得挺好的。(继续跑调地唱??)快来快来数一数,24678?? Jessica:我们还是来听听全日制叮当小小班的孩子们带来的歌曲——《数鸭子》 4.歌曲:数鸭子
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Dennis:Jessica你最喜欢的季节是什么? Jessica:夏季。 Dennis:为什么?
Jessica:因为这个季节的色彩是最为丰富的。
Dennis:哦,是啊,但是,常常下雨洗的衣服都很难干啊,你也喜欢吗? Jessica:呵呵~~没事,我有雨伞!
Dennis: 对了,在夏天你喜欢做什么事啊?
Jessica:我喜欢跟好朋友一起唱《rain rain go away》,还有,吃苹果~~~~~ Dennis:啊?????
Jessica:下面请欣赏全日制巴布豆大班的小朋友们带来的歌曲——《rain rain go away \apple tree》
5.歌曲:rain rain go away \apple tree
Jessica:对我来说一天中最美丽的时光,就是跟家人一起过,希望今天大家能够渡过一个快乐的下午,我们将会有很多精彩的节目送给大家。下面请欣赏周末美语班P1和S2的小朋友们带来的歌曲——《what time is it? We are a happy family》 6.歌曲:what time is it? We are a happy family
Dennis:Jessica,你知道今天是什么节日吗? Jessica:那当然是~~~~圣诞节!
Dennis:果然是聪明的Jessica。你知道台下的观众是来看谁的吗? Jessica:那当然是~~~~~我! Dennis:那就你就错了。
Jessica:哦?难道是来看~~~~你?
Dennis:(摇头)知道圣诞节,小朋友们最期待能得到的是什么吗? Jessica:圣诞礼物!
Dennis:圣诞礼物是谁送的呢? Jessica:圣诞老人!
Dennis:可不,你快听??(做听的动作) 从哪传来的圣乐,圣诞老人快来了,我们的小朋友们,要用最美丽的舞蹈,来欢迎圣诞老人。
Jessica:下面,请欣赏全日日制米奇小班的小朋友们带来的舞蹈——《圣诞老人来了》 7.舞蹈:圣诞老人来了
Dennis:下面有没有哪个小朋友会唱《abc song》?(独唱??)abcdefg??,请小朋友们跟我一起唱(带小朋友一起唱)。下面请欣赏周末美语班T2的小朋友们带来的歌曲——《abc song》,会唱的小朋友跟着一起唱,OK? 8.歌曲:abc song
Jessica: into the see, into the see, in and out the castle, up and down the see world, find the shark, see the dolphin。刚刚我念的是,我们幼儿美语班课程内容的一小段绕口令,想不想知道更多的绕口令呢?下面请欣赏周末美语班T4的小朋友们带来的美语舞蹈——《英语数来宝》 9.舞蹈:英语数来宝
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Dennis:Jessica 你会不会唱英文歌? Jessica:会呀。
Dennis:今天听了这么多英文歌曲,你应该也学了不少了吧?
Jessica:是呀。但是我还是觉得其他小朋友唱得比我好,改天我要叫他们教我唱。 Dennis:现在你要认真学了。下面请欣赏周末美语班T1和T2的小朋友们带来的歌舞——《yummy what do you want to do hands up》 10.歌舞:yummy what do you want to do hands up
Jessica:床前明月光,疑是地上霜;举头望明月,低头思故乡?? Dennis:等等,Jessica,怎么现在背起诗来呢? Jessica:怎么样?我背得还可以吧?
Dennis:比起乔登维尼小班的小朋友,你可差远了! Jessica:这怎么可能?
Dennis:不信?那下面让我们来欣赏由全日制维尼小班的小朋友们带来的舞蹈——《娃娃赛诗》
11.舞蹈:娃娃赛诗
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12.英语对话
Dennis:“I am a big big girl in the big big it’s not a big big thing if leave me”有没有听过这首歌?我唱得真是太棒了,今天我之所以表现的这么好,就是因为在场的观众太热情了。现在有请乔登美语校花Jessica和Jean为我们演唱这首《big big world》,大家掌声有请!
13.歌曲:big big world
Jessica: AAAAAA?? Dennis:你在干嘛? Jessica:??
Dennis:哦,我知道了,是自然发音法是吗? Jessica:对呀!
Dennis:我知道用这种方法去记单词会比较容易,造句子会比较简单。 Jessica:这也跟学中文的生字,要先学拼音是一样的。
Dennis:今天我们的小朋友,还会把自然发音法加一些动作,演绎出来。
Jessica:那这种记忆效果应该会更好吧?
Dennis: Yes,下面请欣赏由周末美语班S2的小朋友们带来的自然发音法的舞蹈——《字母操》
14.舞蹈:字母操
Dennis:Do you like the fox?
Jessica: No, I don’t like it!
Dennis: Why?
Jessica: Because the fox is very sly!
Dennis:是啊,狐狸真的是太狡猾了,那现在请S10的Allen,给大家带来一个狐狸个公鸡的故事!
15.个人演讲:the fox and the cock
Dennis:灯光准备,音乐准备,各人员准备完毕好了吗?
Jessica:Dennis,Dennis你在忙什么?这么心急呀?
Dennis:等下出场是今晚最帅气最美丽的主角,我当然心急啦。
Jessica:是谁呢?!
Dennis:猜不出来吗?下面请欣赏由全日制蓝猫中班的小朋友们带来的表演——《时装秀》
16.舞蹈:时装秀
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Dennis: I should thank everybody for your coming here again!
Jessica: ladies and gentlemen, here comes the last performance.
Dennis: let’s enjoy the song of we wish you a merry Christmas! Wish everyone here all have a merry Christmas!
Jessica Dennis: 祝大家,圣诞快乐!让我们一起来唱这首歌曲吧! 17.歌曲:we wish you a merry Christmas