GERTIE: What are you going as for Halloween?
ELLIOTT: I'm not going to stupid Halloween.
MIKE: Why don't you go as a goblin?
ELLIOTT: Shut up.
MARY: (CHUCKLES) It's not that we don't believe you, honey.
ELLIOTT: Well, it was real. I swear.
MARY: What are you going as, Gert?
GERTIE: I'm going as a cowgirl.
ELLIOTT: So what else is new?
MIKE: Maybe it was an iguana.
ELLIOTT: It was no iguana.
MIKE: Maybe a... A... You know how they say there are alligators in the sewers?
GERTIE: Alligators in the sewers.
MARY: All we're trying to say is, maybe you just probably imagined it.
ELLIOTT: I couldn't have imagined it.
MIKE: Maybe it was a pervert or a deformed kid or something.
GERTIE: A deformed kid.
MIKE: Maybe an elf or a leprechaun.
ELLIOTT: It was nothing like that, penis breath!
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